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Re: The TUMBREL of MISSED OPPORTUNITY

Postby Doctor X » Thu Apr 20, 2017 2:55 am

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Re: The TUMBREL of MISSED OPPORTUNITY

Postby Doctor X » Thu Apr 20, 2017 8:06 am

I will note the conspiracy theories on this are just epic. None of them fit the facts, of course, but since when have facts stood in the way of Harter say I have claim?

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Re: The TUMBREL of MISSED OPPORTUNITY

Postby Grammatron » Thu Apr 20, 2017 5:29 pm

You mean this isn't real?

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pillory wrote:jokes aren't funny....seriously thinking......

seriously thinking might be funny....but it's not joke

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Re: The TUMBREL of MISSED OPPORTUNITY

Postby Doctor X » Thu Apr 20, 2017 10:28 pm

Yeah . . . do not see the "Blue Check Mark."

I was going to vomit yet another Wall of Text on the current theory, but that would be too much dirt on Boss Shorty's yard, and I have wasted enough time with this Cunt, which is all Aaron Hernandez ever was.

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Re: The TUMBREL of MISSED OPPORTUNITY

Postby shemp » Fri Apr 21, 2017 1:06 am

Doctor X wrote:Yeah . . . do not see the "Blue Check Mark."

I was going to vomit yet another Wall of Text on the current theory, but that would be too much dirt on Boss Shorty's yard, and I have wasted enough time with this Cunt, which is all Aaron Hernandez ever was.

--J.D.


Aaron Hernandez was not a cunt! He was a FUCKING CUNT!!!
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Re: The TUMBREL of MISSED OPPORTUNITY

Postby Doctor X » Fri Apr 21, 2017 2:33 am

A Fucking DEAD Cunt:

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Re: The TUMBREL of MISSED OPPORTUNITY

Postby Pyrrho » Fri Apr 21, 2017 10:29 am

So they gonna retire his jersey number?
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Re: The TUMBREL of MISSED OPPORTUNITY

Postby Doctor X » Fri Apr 21, 2017 11:05 am

In Baltimore they would give him a statue.

Randy Moss had it, but I doubt they will retire it for him. Clay Harbor who played 2016 season had that number during that time. No word on whether or not he killed anyone, but he is now on Detroit.

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"Doctor X wins again."--Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry."--His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
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Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
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Re: The TUMBREL of MISSED OPPORTUNITY

Postby HghrSymmetry » Sun Apr 23, 2017 5:24 am

Erin "Joanie" Moran.
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Re: The TUMBREL of MISSED OPPORTUNITY

Postby Rob Lister » Sun Apr 23, 2017 11:01 am

Erin Moran

aka Joanie Cunningham from Happy Days
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No cause reported but I suspect Chachi

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Re: The TUMBREL of MISSED OPPORTUNITY

Postby ed » Sun Apr 23, 2017 11:03 am

Ummm .... look up Rob.
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Re: The TUMBREL of MISSED OPPORTUNITY

Postby Rob Lister » Sun Apr 23, 2017 11:18 am

But my post was more betterest.

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Postby ed » Sun Apr 23, 2017 12:03 pm

True. But it was secondest.
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Re: The TUMBREL of MISSED OPPORTUNITY

Postby Anaxagoras » Sun Apr 23, 2017 1:26 pm

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Never did watch Joanie Loves Chachi. Remember her from Happy Days though.
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Re: The TUMBREL of MISSED OPPORTUNITY

Postby Doctor X » Wed Apr 26, 2017 6:03 pm

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DocX: FTW.--sparks
"Doctor X wins again."--Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry."--His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
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Re: The TUMBREL of MISSED OPPORTUNITY

Postby shemp » Sun May 07, 2017 11:00 pm

Steven Holcomb

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Steven Holcomb, the star of U.S. bobsledding with multiple Olympic and world championship medals over the last two decades, was found dead in his room at a New York training center on Saturday.

The U.S. Olympic Committee offered no further details about the 37-year-old athlete’s death in Lake Placid, N.Y.

A veteran of three Winter Games, Holcomb piloted the four-man “Night Train” bobsled to gold at Vancouver in 2010. It was the first Olympic championship for a U.S. team in that event since 1948.
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Re: The TUMBREL of MISSED OPPORTUNITY

Postby Doctor X » Sun May 07, 2017 11:14 pm

"Rosebud!"

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DocX: FTW.--sparks
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"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry."--His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
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Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
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"[... it seems most strange that... ] the Creator of Heaven and Earth resorted to the womb of a certain Jewish lady, grew there for nine months and was born as an infant, and afterwards grew up and was betrayed into the hands of his enemies who sentenced him to death and executed him, and that afterwards... he came to life and returned to his original place. The mind of a Jew, or any other person, simply cannot tolerate these assertions. If you have listened all your life to the priests who have filled your brain and the marrow of your bones with this doctrine, and it has settled into you because of that accustomed habit. [I would argue that if you were hearing these ideas for the first time, now, as a grown adult], you would never have accepted them." -- Rabbi Moses ben Nahman, defending the Talmud at the Disputation of Barcelona, July 1263.

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Re: The TUMBREL of MISSED OPPORTUNITY

Postby shemp » Thu May 18, 2017 3:26 pm

"It is not I who is mad! It is I who is crazy!" -- Ren Hoek

"[... it seems most strange that... ] the Creator of Heaven and Earth resorted to the womb of a certain Jewish lady, grew there for nine months and was born as an infant, and afterwards grew up and was betrayed into the hands of his enemies who sentenced him to death and executed him, and that afterwards... he came to life and returned to his original place. The mind of a Jew, or any other person, simply cannot tolerate these assertions. If you have listened all your life to the priests who have filled your brain and the marrow of your bones with this doctrine, and it has settled into you because of that accustomed habit. [I would argue that if you were hearing these ideas for the first time, now, as a grown adult], you would never have accepted them." -- Rabbi Moses ben Nahman, defending the Talmud at the Disputation of Barcelona, July 1263.

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Re: The TUMBREL of MISSED OPPORTUNITY

Postby Pyrrho » Sat May 20, 2017 12:30 am

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Roger Ailes once threatened me that he had the rest of his life to get back at me for an article I wrote. Looks like he ran out of time.
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