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Re: Japan

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Wed Feb 14, 2018 11:36 pm

What is it advertizing?

Is it a movie trailer?
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Re: Japan

Post by Anaxagoras » Thu Feb 15, 2018 12:12 am

Wouldn't they be more powerful if, um ... Unsheathed?
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Re: Japan

Post by Fid » Thu Feb 15, 2018 4:56 am

On behalf of Phil Plait I thank you sir.
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Re: Japan

Post by Doctor X » Thu Feb 15, 2018 5:18 am

Anaxagoras wrote:Wouldn't they be more powerful if, um ... Unsheathed?
Reported to waifu.



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From the wonderful "Rocket News Site," she is a moderately well-endowed young lass in a nation where, well, when the "moderately endowed" stand up, the Europeans and Africans women respond "Bitch, hold my beer." [Citation needed.--Ed.]

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Re: Japan

Post by Anaxagoras » Thu Feb 15, 2018 2:14 pm

Don't call Earth-chan "flat". She doesn't like it.
Only slightly though.
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Re: Japan

Post by Doctor X » Thu Feb 15, 2018 5:02 pm

I must research that site.

For science.

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Re: Japan

Post by Anaxagoras » Sat Feb 17, 2018 9:50 am

A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool.
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Re: Japan

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Re: Japan

Post by Doctor X » Tue Feb 20, 2018 6:42 am

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"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out."--Don
DocX: FTW.--sparks
"Doctor X wins again."--Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry."--His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power."--asthmatic camel
"just like Doc X said." --gnome

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Re: Japan

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Wed Feb 21, 2018 12:08 am

Witness wrote:
Not Japan, and the poster of Chiang Kai-shek around the middle of the clip makes it obvious.

Nice song though.
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Re: Japan

Post by Witness » Wed Feb 21, 2018 4:36 am

↑ Rats! :oops:


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Re: Japan

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Wed Feb 21, 2018 10:15 am

Sammy Davis Junior :o

Charles Bronson :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o
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Re: Japan

Post by Rob Lister » Wed Feb 21, 2018 12:17 pm

Abdul Alhazred wrote:Sammy Davis Junior :o

Charles Bronson :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o
You ain't made it in Hollywood until you've got at least a few Japanese commercials in your resume. Arnolds done lots.


The movie Lost in Translation applies.

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Re: Japan

Post by Anaxagoras » Wed Feb 21, 2018 12:39 pm

Tommy Lee Jones seems to be in a lot of Japanese commercials

Boss Coffee is the first one that comes to mind.
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Re: Japan

Post by Doctor X » Wed Feb 21, 2018 7:05 pm

Better there is a whole back story they have developed over the years to incorporate his MiB roles.

He even did ads for Boss that brought in That [Late.--Ed.] Guy who plays the 親分 in yakuza films.

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Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
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Re: Japan

Post by Grammatron » Thu Feb 22, 2018 6:49 pm

Image

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Re: Japan

Post by Nyarlathotep » Fri Feb 23, 2018 12:53 am

私はピクルスリックです
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Re: Japan

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Fri Feb 23, 2018 12:57 am

Grammatron wrote:Image
Veterinary manual?

Restaurant menu?

Some odd religious something?

:?
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Re: Japan

Post by Witness » Fri Feb 23, 2018 2:12 am

Abdul Alhazred wrote:Sammy Davis Junior :o

Charles Bronson :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o
For my part I was way more interested by the cute Courrèges chicks… :wink:


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Re: Japan

Post by shuize » Sat Feb 24, 2018 4:00 pm

Dear Fellow Americans:

Please stop murdering Japanese women and stuffing their remains in suitcases.
Sooner or later this sort of thing is going to start affecting my ability to get laid around here.

Sincerely,

shuize

https://www.japantimes.co.jp/news/2018/ ... pGLWExuLg8