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Re: Japan

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Wed Feb 14, 2018 11:36 pm

What is it advertizing?

Is it a movie trailer?
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Re: Japan

Postby Anaxagoras » Thu Feb 15, 2018 12:12 am

Wouldn't they be more powerful if, um ... Unsheathed?
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Re: Japan

Postby Fid » Thu Feb 15, 2018 4:56 am

On behalf of Phil Plait I thank you sir.
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Re: Japan

Postby Doctor X » Thu Feb 15, 2018 5:18 am

Anaxagoras wrote:Wouldn't they be more powerful if, um ... Unsheathed?


Reported to waifu.



Sorry to make you cry.

From the wonderful "Rocket News Site," she is a moderately well-endowed young lass in a nation where, well, when the "moderately endowed" stand up, the Europeans and Africans women respond "Bitch, hold my beer." [Citation needed.--Ed.]

She also did a video I think I linked some time ago where she tries to break roof tiles with her breasts and, painfully, fails.


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Re: Japan

Postby Anaxagoras » Thu Feb 15, 2018 2:14 pm

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Re: Japan

Postby Doctor X » Thu Feb 15, 2018 5:02 pm

I must research that site.

For science.

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Re: Japan

Postby Anaxagoras » Sat Feb 17, 2018 9:50 am

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Re: Japan

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Re: Japan

Postby Doctor X » Tue Feb 20, 2018 6:42 am

Mob of the Mean: Free beanie, cattle-prod and Charley Fan Club!
"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out."--Don
DocX: FTW.--sparks
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"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
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Re: Japan

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Wed Feb 21, 2018 12:08 am



Not Japan, and the poster of Chiang Kai-shek around the middle of the clip makes it obvious.

Nice song though.
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Re: Japan

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Re: Japan

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Wed Feb 21, 2018 10:15 am

Sammy Davis Junior :o

Charles Bronson :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o
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Re: Japan

Postby Rob Lister » Wed Feb 21, 2018 12:17 pm

Abdul Alhazred wrote:Sammy Davis Junior :o

Charles Bronson :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o


You ain't made it in Hollywood until you've got at least a few Japanese commercials in your resume. Arnolds done lots.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yvTfNMmZV8c

The movie Lost in Translation applies.

Lip my stocking!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPQ6VQzuyxU

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Re: Japan

Postby Anaxagoras » Wed Feb 21, 2018 12:39 pm

Tommy Lee Jones seems to be in a lot of Japanese commercials

Boss Coffee is the first one that comes to mind.
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Re: Japan

Postby Doctor X » Wed Feb 21, 2018 7:05 pm

Better there is a whole back story they have developed over the years to incorporate his MiB roles.

He even did ads for Boss that brought in That [Late.--Ed.] Guy who plays the 親分 in yakuza films.

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Re: Japan

Postby Grammatron » Thu Feb 22, 2018 6:49 pm

Image
pillory wrote:jokes aren't funny....seriously thinking......

seriously thinking might be funny....but it's not joke

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Re: Japan

Postby Nyarlathotep » Fri Feb 23, 2018 12:53 am

私はピクルスリックです
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Re: Japan

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Fri Feb 23, 2018 12:57 am

Grammatron wrote:Image


Veterinary manual?

Restaurant menu?

Some odd religious something?

:?
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Re: Japan

Postby Witness » Fri Feb 23, 2018 2:12 am

Abdul Alhazred wrote:Sammy Davis Junior :o

Charles Bronson :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o

For my part I was way more interested by the cute Courrèges chicks… :wink:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OobrfR125uc

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Re: Japan

Postby shuize » Sat Feb 24, 2018 4:00 pm

Dear Fellow Americans:

Please stop murdering Japanese women and stuffing their remains in suitcases.
Sooner or later this sort of thing is going to start affecting my ability to get laid around here.

Sincerely,

shuize

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