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Russia

Postby Witness » Mon Mar 24, 2014 3:04 am

OK, I open this tentative thread.

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Re: Russia

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Mon Mar 24, 2014 3:27 am

The lamppost doesn't fall over.

Not much of a tank.
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Re: Russia

Postby Doctor X » Mon Mar 24, 2014 4:20 am

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Re: Russia

Postby DrMatt » Mon Mar 24, 2014 6:53 am

Adverts for Pictures of the Sexiest Russian Girls abound on FB.
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Re: Russia

Postby Rob Lister » Mon Mar 24, 2014 10:26 am

The tank driver is a newbie. She just finished school.

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Re: Russia

Postby Doctor X » Mon Mar 24, 2014 10:35 am

Rob Lister wrote:The tank driver is a newbie. She just finished school.


For Pitty's Sake!

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"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out."--Don
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"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry."--His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
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Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power."--asthmatic camel
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Re: Russia

Postby Witness » Sun Mar 30, 2014 4:13 am

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Re: Russia

Postby Witness » Wed Apr 02, 2014 2:32 am

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Re: Russia

Postby Witness » Mon Apr 21, 2014 1:07 pm

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Re: Russia

Postby Witness » Tue Apr 22, 2014 1:28 am

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Re: Russia

Postby Doctor X » Tue Apr 22, 2014 3:53 am

Did you get permission from Gram to post his picture?

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"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out."--Don
DocX: FTW.--sparks
"Doctor X wins again."--Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry."--His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
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Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power."--asthmatic camel
"just like Doc X said." --gnome

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Re: Russia

Postby Grammatron » Tue Apr 22, 2014 6:43 am

Doctor X wrote:Did you get permission from Gram to post his picture?

--J.D.


Yeah, is free country.

Now, in Soviet Russia...
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seriously thinking might be funny....but it's not joke

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Re: Russia

Postby Doctor X » Tue Apr 22, 2014 6:47 am

Grammatron wrote:
Doctor X wrote:Did you get permission from Gram to post his picture?


Yeah, is free country.

Now, in Soviet Russia...


Picture posts you.

No wait . . .






Permission pictures you . . . posting . . . no . . . wait.





Let me get back to you.

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Mob of the Mean: Free beanie, cattle-prod and Charley Fan Club!
"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out."--Don
DocX: FTW.--sparks
"Doctor X wins again."--Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry."--His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power."--asthmatic camel
"just like Doc X said." --gnome

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Re: Russia

Postby Witness » Wed Apr 23, 2014 2:18 am

Good news: Bigfoot is well, just emigrated (too much spied on, certainly).

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Re: Russia

Postby Witness » Fri Apr 25, 2014 9:56 pm

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Re: Russia

Postby Anaxagoras » Sat Apr 26, 2014 1:24 am

[video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1IAXrxlDK6c[/video]

You have to watch the whole thing! :lol:

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Re: Russia

Postby Rob Lister » Sat Apr 26, 2014 10:59 am

I've been there, don't that. :)

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Re: Russia

Postby Witness » Sun Apr 27, 2014 4:39 pm

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Re: Russia

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Sun Apr 27, 2014 4:48 pm

Witness wrote:Good news: Bigfoot is well, just emigrated (too much spied on, certainly).

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What's the biggie? I guess you just aren't used to what public transit is like. At least he's white. :BigGrin3:

It could be any big city with public transit. New York, Chicago, Paris, Mexico City, etc.
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Re: Russia

Postby Witness » Mon Apr 28, 2014 8:37 pm

Abdul Alhazred wrote:What's the biggie? I guess you just aren't used to what public transit is like. :BigGrin3:

Yep, so sorry to be a hillbilly…
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Abdul Alhazred wrote:It could be any big city with public transit. New York, Chicago, Paris, Mexico City, etc.

Nope, look more carefully, please.
To sharpen your inspection senses, another map which could interest you (London Tube, sort of): Link


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