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Re: Russia

Postby Doctor X » Mon Apr 24, 2017 10:56 pm

Women drivers. . . .

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Re: Russia

Postby Grammatron » Mon May 01, 2017 6:20 pm

pillory wrote:jokes aren't funny....seriously thinking......

seriously thinking might be funny....but it's not joke

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Re: Russia

Postby Witness » Tue May 02, 2017 9:08 pm

↑ Would have loved that as a kid! :mrgreen:




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Re: Russia

Postby Grammatron » Tue May 02, 2017 9:25 pm

I forgot where I parked my Lenin head.
pillory wrote:jokes aren't funny....seriously thinking......

seriously thinking might be funny....but it's not joke

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Re: Russia

Postby Witness » Wed May 03, 2017 3:29 pm

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Re: Russia

Postby Witness » Thu May 11, 2017 3:35 am

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Re: Russia

Postby Grammatron » Thu May 11, 2017 5:45 am

The best part is the sign.
pillory wrote:jokes aren't funny....seriously thinking......

seriously thinking might be funny....but it's not joke

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Re: Russia

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Re: Russia

Postby Witness » Fri May 19, 2017 3:48 am

Perhaps you'll want to have a look at the Russian Telegraph. Excerpt:

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Re: Russia

Postby Witness » Wed May 24, 2017 3:23 am

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=StkXuLfIyqc

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Putin's Voice wrote:Relics of Saint Nicholas, kept in Italy for 930 years, arrive in Moscow

Relics of St. Nicholas, one of the most worshipped Christian saints, have arrived in Russia – the first time in almost a thousand years the relics have been moved from the Italian city of Bari.

Medical experts managed to extract one of the saint’s ribs, located next to his heart, RIA Novosti reported. For their safety, the fragments were placed in a special ark weighing 40kg and covered in gold leaf. The ark was passed through the entire city of Bari in a special ceremony and put on a plane to Moscow.

At 6:00pm Moscow time, all churches in the Russian capital were scheduled to ring their bells to celebrate the arrival of the relics. Russian Orthodox Patriarch Kirill is holding a special ceremony in Christ the Savior Cathedral later on Sunday evening.

The general public will be able to view the relics from Monday, May 22 to July 13, according to Moscow authorities. The event coincides with a religious holiday celebrating the ‘translation’ of the relics of Saint Nicholas from Myra, where the saint once lived, to Bari. Then the sacred fragments will be transported to St. Petersburg where they will remain for two weeks.

https://www.rt.com/news/389127-saint-nicholas-relics-moscow/

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Re: Russia

Postby Anaxagoras » Wed May 31, 2017 8:46 am

Russia/Ukraine twitter exchange featuring . . . The Simpsons

https://www.vox.com/world/2017/5/30/157 ... mpsons-gif
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Re: Russia

Postby Doctor X » Wed May 31, 2017 9:13 am

Why have we not investigated Trump's Ukrainian links?

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Re: Russia

Postby Witness » Thu Jun 01, 2017 2:48 am

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Re: Russia

Postby Witness » Tue Jun 06, 2017 11:32 pm

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Re: Russia

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Tue Jun 06, 2017 11:48 pm

Translation please ;)
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Re: Russia

Postby Grammatron » Wed Jun 07, 2017 2:29 am

I would but apparently that would be spoiling you.
pillory wrote:jokes aren't funny....seriously thinking......

seriously thinking might be funny....but it's not joke

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Re: Russia

Postby Fid » Wed Jun 07, 2017 3:28 am

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Re: Russia

Postby Grammatron » Wed Jun 07, 2017 3:49 am

Why would those women hold such a sign?
pillory wrote:jokes aren't funny....seriously thinking......

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Re: Russia

Postby Witness » Wed Jun 07, 2017 10:53 pm

Grammatron wrote:I would but apparently that would be spoiling you.

:figamagee:

But let's not be too harsh and give him a hint (from the Якутский хлебокомбинат):

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Re: Russia

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