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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by Fid » Sat Nov 04, 2017 1:00 am

My roomies cat brought one of those in along with chipmunks and a snake.
Rats ass buster !
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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by Bruce » Wed Nov 08, 2017 4:26 am

Witness wrote:

We did not need to see an extreme close-up of Rob's nut sack. :notsure:
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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by sparks » Wed Nov 08, 2017 4:39 am

Grammatron wrote:
The Evil Barney.

"I eat you, you eat me,
We're a great big (somewhat cannabalistic) family..."
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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by Doctor X » Wed Nov 08, 2017 9:17 am

He was thinking, "I could kick his ass, but I'm a peaceful man."

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Post by sparks » Thu Nov 09, 2017 1:34 am

Who says all that plastic in the ocean is a bad thing? Think of the Hermit Crabs!!11
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Post by Witness » Thu Nov 09, 2017 4:26 am

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Back to mommy. :mrgreen:

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Post by Anaxagoras » Fri Nov 10, 2017 3:39 am

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The brain of Aaron Hernandez.
https://www.nytimes.com/2017/11/09/spor ... n-cte.html
The septum pellucidum, a small membrane between the two halves of the brain, was atrophied to the point that it looked withered and fragile, even perforated. When the neuropathologist later went to look for others in a similar condition, the youngest comparable example was a 46-year-old boxer.

The fornix, a C-shaped bundle of nerves, was similarly deteriorated, stripped of its relative heft. The hippocampus, too. Even some of the most famously diseased brains that the neuropathologist had explored, from men who had died decades later, did not have such obvious signs of destruction when examined by the naked eye.

But only under a microscope could the disease be diagnosed with certainty. Wafer-like tissues were immunostained, using antibodies designed to discolor a specific protein — in this case, tau, which clumps and spreads, killing brain cells. That is where the full scope of the damage was apparent.

Tau, stained brown, appeared like bursts of fireworks in the frontal cortex, the part of the brain that controls decision making, impulse and inhibition. The neuropathologist could see it spreading through the brain. It was in the amygdala, the part of the brain that regulates emotions like fear and anxiety, and the temporal lobe. She spotted “a perfect demonstration” of lesions around the tiny blood vessels, a telltale sign. She found previous microhemorrhages and astrocytic scarring around the ventricles.

She declared the case Stage 3 on her own scale of severity, which goes from 1 to 4. It was the most damage she had seen in anyone that age. Among the hundreds of other brains she had examined and graded, the median age of a Stage 3 brain from his profession was 67. Now she had one that was only 27.

What made the brain extraordinary, for the purpose of science, was not just the extent of the damage, but its singular cause. Most brains with that kind of damage have sustained a lifetime of other problems, too, from strokes to other diseases, like Alzheimer’s. Their samples are muddled, and not everything found can be connected to one particular disease.
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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by Doctor X » Fri Nov 10, 2017 5:07 am

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by Bruce » Fri Nov 10, 2017 5:28 am

Doctor X wrote:[youtube][/youtube]

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Wow. That took a very dark turn at 2:05. :notsure:
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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by Doctor X » Fri Nov 10, 2017 6:22 am

Very, very good satire. While it seems cruel dark humor--and it is--it attacks parents who look at kids and pets as objects.

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"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out."--Don
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"Doctor X wins again."--Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry."--His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
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Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
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"just like Doc X said." --gnome

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by Bruce » Sat Nov 11, 2017 3:50 am

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They're gazing at that tray of sliced brain the same way I gaze at a tray of freshly baked chocolate chip cookies. :|
Such potential!