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Do NOT insert into your orifices

Postby Pyrrho » Wed May 17, 2017 10:45 am

https://drjengunter.wordpress.com/2017/ ... ur-vagina/

Sometimes to distract myself from the hot mess in the White House I Google unusual vaginal therapies and today’s BINGO comes from that gynecological gem that is Etsy, purveyor of not only vaginal herb balls but also of balls of wasp detritus and bark meant for the vagina


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Re: Do NOT insert into your orifices

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Wed May 17, 2017 1:26 pm

Pyrrho wrote:Humans are basically insane.


No need to read farther than this to come to that conclusion:

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Re: Do NOT insert into your orifices

Postby sparks » Wed May 17, 2017 4:45 pm

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