What's killing us this week?

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Re: What's killing us this week?

Post by sparks » Wed Sep 12, 2018 2:46 am

This explains why Jenny didn't breast feed.

Is there an autism connection?


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Re: What's killing us this week?

Post by Pyrrho » Fri Sep 14, 2018 2:23 am

Now I got the staggers.
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Re: What's killing us this week?

Post by Doctor X » Fri Sep 14, 2018 7:22 am

Upgrade your stereo.

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Re: What's killing us this week?

Post by Anaxagoras » Fri Sep 14, 2018 11:20 am

Doctor X wrote:
Mon Sep 10, 2018 6:34 am
First Vaccination (Smallpox): 1796

First Incidence and Diagnosis of Autism: 1943

EXPLANE THAT SKETPICS!!!

Sorry to make you cry.

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I'm guessing that the thing we now call autism existed before that under a different name or names? "Feeble-minded" or some other obsolete term depending on the severity. Or just "odd" for high-functioning ones.
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Re: What's killing us this week?

Post by Doctor X » Fri Sep 14, 2018 12:33 pm

We just exposed them on wind-swept crags.

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Re: What's killing us this week?

Post by shemp » Sat Sep 15, 2018 9:09 pm

"Tetched in the head."
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Re: What's killing us this week?

Post by Anaxagoras » Mon Sep 17, 2018 2:05 pm

A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool.
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Re: What's killing us this week?

Post by Doctor X » Mon Sep 17, 2018 2:09 pm

Not the food they eat and the exercise they do not do.

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Re: What's killing us this week?

Post by shemp » Tue Sep 18, 2018 3:21 am

Doctor X wrote:
Mon Sep 17, 2018 2:09 pm
Not the food they eat and the exercise they do not do.

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Re: What's killing us this week?

Post by Doctor X » Tue Sep 18, 2018 7:20 am

Tits are not big enough.

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Re: What's killing us this week?

Post by Anaxagoras » Wed Sep 19, 2018 12:17 am

Sperm Count Zero :notsure:

Yeah, sure. That'll be what does our species in. Falling sperm counts.
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Re: What's killing us this week?

Post by Witness » Wed Sep 19, 2018 12:38 am

↑ Aha! The Planet™ fights back! :twisted:

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Re: What's killing us this week?

Post by Bruce » Wed Sep 19, 2018 1:01 am

sparks wrote:
Wed Sep 12, 2018 2:46 am
This explains why Jenny didn't breast feed.

Is there an autism connection?


You be the judge.
Studies show that traces of silicone in breast milk can lead to symptoms in infants that lead mothers into believing they have autism and convince an entire generation to believe it's linked to vaccines without any scientific evidence or even so much as an official medical diagnosis.

Other studies show that real boobs are nice.

More at eleven.
Such potential!

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Re: What's killing us this week?

Post by Bruce » Wed Sep 19, 2018 1:01 am

sparks wrote:
Wed Sep 12, 2018 2:46 am
This explains why Jenny didn't breast feed.

Is there an autism connection?


You be the judge.
Studies show that traces of silicone in breast milk can lead to symptoms in infants that lead mothers into believing they have autism and convince an entire generation to believe it's linked to vaccines without any scientific evidence or even so much as an official medical diagnosis.

Other studies show that real boobs are nice.

More at eleven.
Such potential!

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Re: What's killing us this week?

Post by Bruce » Wed Sep 19, 2018 1:02 am

Double post because boobs come in pairs.
Such potential!