The REAL ultimate thread ever. No shit this time.

The paranormal, pseudoscience, and skepticism.

Re: The REAL ultimate thread ever. No shit this time.

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Sun May 08, 2011 1:01 pm

ed wrote:Might be real fun with the "rules" at TOP!!!


Sorry ed. Not awesome enough.

Image
"If I turn in a sicko, will I get a reward?"
"Yes! A BIG REWARD!" ====> Click here to turn in a sicko
I say blind faith believers who refuse to critically think for themselves deserve whatever the UFO aliens have in store for them!!! -- JasonAristotle
User avatar
Abdul Alhazred
 
Posts: 44036
Joined: Mon Jun 07, 2004 1:33 pm
Location: Chicago
Title: Yes, that one.

Re: The REAL ultimate thread ever. No shit this time.

Postby ed » Sun May 08, 2011 1:02 pm

no. suckalacious, actually.
User avatar
ed
 
Posts: 19465
Joined: Tue Jun 08, 2004 11:52 pm
Location: Mourning, at Cheetah's Graveside
Title: god

Re: The REAL ultimate thread ever. No shit this time.

Postby orphia nay » Sat May 14, 2011 1:40 am

Some awesome for you.

Image
User avatar
orphia nay
 
Posts: 529
Joined: Sat Sep 03, 2005 6:44 am

Re: The REAL ultimate thread ever. No shit this time.

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Sat May 14, 2011 2:27 pm

I like it.

Now do a portrait of Muhammad in the same style. :MuhammadBoom:
"If I turn in a sicko, will I get a reward?"
"Yes! A BIG REWARD!" ====> Click here to turn in a sicko
I say blind faith believers who refuse to critically think for themselves deserve whatever the UFO aliens have in store for them!!! -- JasonAristotle
User avatar
Abdul Alhazred
 
Posts: 44036
Joined: Mon Jun 07, 2004 1:33 pm
Location: Chicago
Title: Yes, that one.

Re: The REAL ultimate thread ever. No shit this time.

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Sat May 14, 2011 10:15 pm

:o

ObamaOsama1.jpg

EVIDENCES
You do not have the required permissions to view the files attached to this post.
"If I turn in a sicko, will I get a reward?"
"Yes! A BIG REWARD!" ====> Click here to turn in a sicko
I say blind faith believers who refuse to critically think for themselves deserve whatever the UFO aliens have in store for them!!! -- JasonAristotle
User avatar
Abdul Alhazred
 
Posts: 44036
Joined: Mon Jun 07, 2004 1:33 pm
Location: Chicago
Title: Yes, that one.

Re: The REAL ultimate thread ever. No shit this time.

Postby Pyrrho » Sat Jun 04, 2011 1:34 am

This thread needs more evidences.

Image
The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.
User avatar
Pyrrho
 
Posts: 11632
Joined: Sat Jun 05, 2004 2:17 am
Location: Division 6
Title: Man in Black

Re: The REAL ultimate thread ever. No shit this time.

Postby Pyrrho » Sat Jun 04, 2011 1:35 am

Abdul Alhazred wrote::o

ObamaOsama1.jpg

EVIDENCES

DAMN that Obama dude looks like Chief Wahoo!
The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.
User avatar
Pyrrho
 
Posts: 11632
Joined: Sat Jun 05, 2004 2:17 am
Location: Division 6
Title: Man in Black

Re: The REAL ultimate thread ever. No shit this time.

Postby jacks » Sat Jun 04, 2011 9:14 am

Pyrrho wrote:This thread needs more evidences.

Image


I think I see something.
jacks
 
Posts: 625
Joined: Sat Feb 26, 2011 10:55 am

Re: The REAL ultimate thread ever. No shit this time.

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Sat Jun 04, 2011 10:33 am

Pyrrho wrote:This thread needs more evidences.


Ho hum. Just another flying saucer.

... Wait a minute. I just noticed. That flying saucer has an orb in it! :o
"If I turn in a sicko, will I get a reward?"
"Yes! A BIG REWARD!" ====> Click here to turn in a sicko
I say blind faith believers who refuse to critically think for themselves deserve whatever the UFO aliens have in store for them!!! -- JasonAristotle
User avatar
Abdul Alhazred
 
Posts: 44036
Joined: Mon Jun 07, 2004 1:33 pm
Location: Chicago
Title: Yes, that one.

Re: The REAL ultimate thread ever. No shit this time.

Postby Pyrrho » Sat Jun 04, 2011 12:17 pm

Abdul Alhazred wrote:
Pyrrho wrote:This thread needs more evidences.


Ho hum. Just another flying saucer.

... Wait a minute. I just noticed. That flying saucer has an orb in it! :o

There's one at the tip of the tower on that building, too. Is that a flagpole or an orb generator? 8)
The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.
User avatar
Pyrrho
 
Posts: 11632
Joined: Sat Jun 05, 2004 2:17 am
Location: Division 6
Title: Man in Black

Re:

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Sat Jun 04, 2011 3:21 pm

Abdul Alhazred wrote: ...

Image

This little fella was recently captured in Water Tunnel 3.
Why do you suppose it's taking so long to build?

...

Since 1970, when construction on the tunnel began, 24 people have died in construction-related accidents. This includes 23 workers and one 12-year-old boy who died in an after-hours accident at a construction site in the Bronx.

...


Yeah. Construction related. That's the ticket.


The cover up continues.

Do alligators really live in New York sewers?
by Benjamin Radford in MSNBC
Benjamin Radford is deputy editor of Skeptical Inquirer science magazine.

And of course they illustrate the story with some regular old alligator from the everglades.

... But finding (or putting) an alligator in a New York City sewer does not mean that decades of stories about giant alligators in sewers are true.


Yeah right.

Now explain why these "exotic pets" are all blind albinos mister skeptic. :x
"If I turn in a sicko, will I get a reward?"
"Yes! A BIG REWARD!" ====> Click here to turn in a sicko
I say blind faith believers who refuse to critically think for themselves deserve whatever the UFO aliens have in store for them!!! -- JasonAristotle
User avatar
Abdul Alhazred
 
Posts: 44036
Joined: Mon Jun 07, 2004 1:33 pm
Location: Chicago
Title: Yes, that one.

Re: The REAL ultimate thread ever. No shit this time.

Postby Llacheu » Sat Jun 04, 2011 3:34 pm

There are no alligators in the NYC sewers because the Morlocks and Mole Men ate them. But the blind albino exotic pets are crocoducks, which are both scary and inedible.

Please note that no one has addressed the problems with giant alligators in the LA, Chicago, and Montreal sewers.
In fact, 10,500 BC was the first time Orion's belt was ever visible in the night sky and the alignment is perfect.

If you deny this you simply are a holocaust denier. - Kilik

JasonAristotle wrote:
I SAY BLIND FAITH BELIEVERS
WHO REFUSE TO CRITICALLY THINK FOR THEMSELVES
DESERVE WHATEVER THE UFO ALIENS
HAVE IN STORE FOR THEM!!!
User avatar
Llacheu
 
Posts: 1939
Joined: Wed Jan 31, 2007 9:51 pm

Re: The REAL ultimate thread ever. No shit this time.

Postby Pyrrho » Sun Jun 05, 2011 1:16 pm

Mystery blob of jelly found in the woods.

Image
The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.
User avatar
Pyrrho
 
Posts: 11632
Joined: Sat Jun 05, 2004 2:17 am
Location: Division 6
Title: Man in Black

Re: The REAL ultimate thread ever. No shit this time.

Postby jacks » Sun Jun 05, 2011 2:21 pm

Please don't be fooled,

The rock breaks open to reveal a small jelly-like blob inside. This Blob, a living creature, crawls up the stick and attaches itself to his hand. Unable to scrape or shake it loose (and apparently now in pain), the old man runs hysterically onto the road, where he is seen by Steve, who takes him to see the local doctor, Doctor Hallen.

The invasion may have begun.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Blob
jacks
 
Posts: 625
Joined: Sat Feb 26, 2011 10:55 am

Re: The REAL ultimate thread ever. No shit this time.

Postby sparks » Mon Jun 06, 2011 5:37 pm

And now direct from Area 151:
You do not have the required permissions to view the files attached to this post.
sparks
 
Posts: 7164
Joined: Fri Oct 26, 2007 4:13 pm

Re: The REAL ultimate thread ever. No shit this time.

Postby Pyrrho » Mon Jun 13, 2011 12:19 am

Image
The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.
User avatar
Pyrrho
 
Posts: 11632
Joined: Sat Jun 05, 2004 2:17 am
Location: Division 6
Title: Man in Black

Re: The REAL ultimate thread ever. No shit this time.

Postby sparks » Mon Jun 13, 2011 1:40 am

That is a thing of beauty.
sparks
 
Posts: 7164
Joined: Fri Oct 26, 2007 4:13 pm

Re: The REAL ultimate thread ever. No shit this time.

Postby Pyrrho » Tue Jun 14, 2011 12:04 am

Image
The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.
User avatar
Pyrrho
 
Posts: 11632
Joined: Sat Jun 05, 2004 2:17 am
Location: Division 6
Title: Man in Black

Re: The REAL ultimate thread ever. No shit this time.

Postby Pyrrho » Sat Jun 18, 2011 11:03 pm

Not your weird cousin's orbs...

Image
The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.
User avatar
Pyrrho
 
Posts: 11632
Joined: Sat Jun 05, 2004 2:17 am
Location: Division 6
Title: Man in Black

Re: The REAL ultimate thread ever. No shit this time.

Postby orphia nay » Sun Jun 19, 2011 8:24 am

I saw orbs in Norway this morning!!!

Image
User avatar
orphia nay
 
Posts: 529
Joined: Sat Sep 03, 2005 6:44 am

Re: The REAL ultimate thread ever. No shit this time.

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Sun Jun 26, 2011 12:53 pm

I'm not sure exactly what is going on in this picture, but it's gotta be evidences of something paranormal for sure. :)
You do not have the required permissions to view the files attached to this post.
"If I turn in a sicko, will I get a reward?"
"Yes! A BIG REWARD!" ====> Click here to turn in a sicko
I say blind faith believers who refuse to critically think for themselves deserve whatever the UFO aliens have in store for them!!! -- JasonAristotle
User avatar
Abdul Alhazred
 
Posts: 44036
Joined: Mon Jun 07, 2004 1:33 pm
Location: Chicago
Title: Yes, that one.

Re: The REAL ultimate thread ever. No shit this time.

Postby Philip » Sun Jun 26, 2011 8:36 pm

It's proof she's a Reptilian!!!!!!
scarlet_35: I'm feeling more and more like the world is a really fucked up place

DrMatt: Well, yes, it is, but that makes it a heck of an opportunity for unupfuckers.
Philip
 
Posts: 1084
Joined: Mon Jun 07, 2004 1:56 am

Re: The REAL ultimate thread ever. No shit this time.

Postby Pyrrho » Wed Jun 29, 2011 12:55 am

Philip wrote:It's proof she's a Reptilian!!!!!!

She's just a figment of your imagination.
The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.
User avatar
Pyrrho
 
Posts: 11632
Joined: Sat Jun 05, 2004 2:17 am
Location: Division 6
Title: Man in Black

Re: The REAL ultimate thread ever. No shit this time.

Postby Pyrrho » Thu Jul 14, 2011 12:32 am

Spoiler:
Image
Last edited by Pyrrho on Thu Jul 14, 2011 2:17 am, edited 1 time in total.
The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.
User avatar
Pyrrho
 
Posts: 11632
Joined: Sat Jun 05, 2004 2:17 am
Location: Division 6
Title: Man in Black

Re: The REAL ultimate thread ever. No shit this time.

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Thu Jul 14, 2011 12:55 am

I said awesome, not icky. :evil:




Well OK. It's awesome levels of ickiness. Image
"If I turn in a sicko, will I get a reward?"
"Yes! A BIG REWARD!" ====> Click here to turn in a sicko
I say blind faith believers who refuse to critically think for themselves deserve whatever the UFO aliens have in store for them!!! -- JasonAristotle
User avatar
Abdul Alhazred
 
Posts: 44036
Joined: Mon Jun 07, 2004 1:33 pm
Location: Chicago
Title: Yes, that one.

Re: The REAL ultimate thread ever. No shit this time.

Postby DrMatt » Thu Jul 14, 2011 1:00 am

The woman is pretty good.
ImageIf masturbation led to homosexuality you'd think by now I'd at least have better fashion sense. --Grayman

I SAY BLIND FAITH BELIEVERS WHO REFUSE TO CRITICALLY THINK FOR THEMSELVES DESERVE WHATEVER THE UFO ALIENS HAVE IN STORE FOR THEM!!!--JasonAristotle
User avatar
DrMatt
 
Posts: 25897
Joined: Fri Jul 16, 2004 4:00 pm
Location: Location: Location!

Re: The REAL ultimate thread ever. No shit this time.

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Thu Jul 14, 2011 1:04 am

The man needs either a shave or a real beard. :BigGrin3:
"If I turn in a sicko, will I get a reward?"
"Yes! A BIG REWARD!" ====> Click here to turn in a sicko
I say blind faith believers who refuse to critically think for themselves deserve whatever the UFO aliens have in store for them!!! -- JasonAristotle
User avatar
Abdul Alhazred
 
Posts: 44036
Joined: Mon Jun 07, 2004 1:33 pm
Location: Chicago
Title: Yes, that one.

Re: The REAL ultimate thread ever. No shit this time.

Postby Pyrrho » Thu Jul 14, 2011 2:00 am

Guaranteed to repel coffee drinkers.
The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.
User avatar
Pyrrho
 
Posts: 11632
Joined: Sat Jun 05, 2004 2:17 am
Location: Division 6
Title: Man in Black

Re: The REAL ultimate thread ever. No shit this time.

Postby Pyrrho » Sun Jul 17, 2011 4:16 pm

Japanese invent t3h flying orb!!11!eleventy

http://www.reuters.com/article/2011/07/ ... SR20110714

Image

Use the Force, Luke.
The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.
User avatar
Pyrrho
 
Posts: 11632
Joined: Sat Jun 05, 2004 2:17 am
Location: Division 6
Title: Man in Black

Re: The REAL ultimate thread ever. No shit this time.

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Sat Jul 23, 2011 1:58 am

:o :o :o :o :o
You do not have the required permissions to view the files attached to this post.
"If I turn in a sicko, will I get a reward?"
"Yes! A BIG REWARD!" ====> Click here to turn in a sicko
I say blind faith believers who refuse to critically think for themselves deserve whatever the UFO aliens have in store for them!!! -- JasonAristotle
User avatar
Abdul Alhazred
 
Posts: 44036
Joined: Mon Jun 07, 2004 1:33 pm
Location: Chicago
Title: Yes, that one.

Re: The REAL ultimate thread ever. No shit this time.

Postby orphia nay » Tue Aug 02, 2011 9:36 am

This thread has over 87,000 views. How awesome is that?!
User avatar
orphia nay
 
Posts: 529
Joined: Sat Sep 03, 2005 6:44 am

Re: The REAL ultimate thread ever. No shit this time.

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Tue Aug 02, 2011 1:01 pm

orphia nay wrote:This thread has over 87,000 views. How awesome is that?!



8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) :!:



:wink:
"If I turn in a sicko, will I get a reward?"
"Yes! A BIG REWARD!" ====> Click here to turn in a sicko
I say blind faith believers who refuse to critically think for themselves deserve whatever the UFO aliens have in store for them!!! -- JasonAristotle
User avatar
Abdul Alhazred
 
Posts: 44036
Joined: Mon Jun 07, 2004 1:33 pm
Location: Chicago
Title: Yes, that one.

Re: The REAL ultimate thread ever. No shit this time.

Postby DrMatt » Tue Aug 02, 2011 5:13 pm

Abdul Alhazred wrote:
orphia nay wrote:This thread has over 87,000 views. How awesome is that?!



8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) :!:



:wink:


Wow, that's 6.5 pairs of sunglasses!
ImageIf masturbation led to homosexuality you'd think by now I'd at least have better fashion sense. --Grayman

I SAY BLIND FAITH BELIEVERS WHO REFUSE TO CRITICALLY THINK FOR THEMSELVES DESERVE WHATEVER THE UFO ALIENS HAVE IN STORE FOR THEM!!!--JasonAristotle
User avatar
DrMatt
 
Posts: 25897
Joined: Fri Jul 16, 2004 4:00 pm
Location: Location: Location!

Re: The REAL ultimate thread ever. No shit this time.

Postby jacks » Sat Aug 06, 2011 11:55 am

http://www.ksee24.com/home/Virgin-Mary- ... 45508.html

Virgin Mary On Dried Mango

Undeniable proofs
jacks
 
Posts: 625
Joined: Sat Feb 26, 2011 10:55 am

Re: The REAL ultimate thread ever. No shit this time.

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Sat Aug 06, 2011 6:04 pm

jacks wrote:http://www.ksee24.com/home/Virgin-Mary-On-Dried-Mango-126845508.html

Virgin Mary On Dried Mango

Undeniable proofs


Saved for posterity just in case someone pious shows up here needing an avatar. 8)
You do not have the required permissions to view the files attached to this post.
"If I turn in a sicko, will I get a reward?"
"Yes! A BIG REWARD!" ====> Click here to turn in a sicko
I say blind faith believers who refuse to critically think for themselves deserve whatever the UFO aliens have in store for them!!! -- JasonAristotle
User avatar
Abdul Alhazred
 
Posts: 44036
Joined: Mon Jun 07, 2004 1:33 pm
Location: Chicago
Title: Yes, that one.

Re: The REAL ultimate thread ever. No shit this time.

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Mon Nov 07, 2011 4:21 pm

FEDERAL GOVERNMENT DENIES CONTACT WITH EXTRATERRESTRIALS!!!!!!!!!

https://wwws.whitehouse.gov/petitions#! ... idence-yet

:o
"If I turn in a sicko, will I get a reward?"
"Yes! A BIG REWARD!" ====> Click here to turn in a sicko
I say blind faith believers who refuse to critically think for themselves deserve whatever the UFO aliens have in store for them!!! -- JasonAristotle
User avatar
Abdul Alhazred
 
Posts: 44036
Joined: Mon Jun 07, 2004 1:33 pm
Location: Chicago
Title: Yes, that one.

Re: The REAL ultimate thread ever. No shit this time.

Postby gnome » Mon Nov 07, 2011 9:06 pm

And since Obama is a liar... that means....

:o :o :o

Holy crap!!!
"When people thought the Earth was flat, they were wrong. When people thought the Earth was spherical they were wrong. But if you think that thinking the Earth is spherical is just as wrong as thinking the Earth is flat, then your view is wronger than both of them put together."
--Isaac Asimov
User avatar
gnome
 
Posts: 15292
Joined: Tue Jun 29, 2004 12:40 am
Location: New Port Richey, FL

Re: The REAL ultimate thread ever. No shit this time.

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Mon Nov 07, 2011 11:17 pm

gnome wrote:And since Obama is a liar... that means....

:o :o :o

Holy crap!!!


:bigthumb:
"If I turn in a sicko, will I get a reward?"
"Yes! A BIG REWARD!" ====> Click here to turn in a sicko
I say blind faith believers who refuse to critically think for themselves deserve whatever the UFO aliens have in store for them!!! -- JasonAristotle
User avatar
Abdul Alhazred
 
Posts: 44036
Joined: Mon Jun 07, 2004 1:33 pm
Location: Chicago
Title: Yes, that one.

Re: The REAL ultimate thread ever. No shit this time.

Postby Pyrrho » Wed Nov 09, 2011 1:16 am

Fuggetaboutit.
The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.
User avatar
Pyrrho
 
Posts: 11632
Joined: Sat Jun 05, 2004 2:17 am
Location: Division 6
Title: Man in Black

Re: The REAL ultimate thread ever. No shit this time.

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Sat Nov 12, 2011 2:52 am

Evidences of caprine levitation. :o

Image
"If I turn in a sicko, will I get a reward?"
"Yes! A BIG REWARD!" ====> Click here to turn in a sicko
I say blind faith believers who refuse to critically think for themselves deserve whatever the UFO aliens have in store for them!!! -- JasonAristotle
User avatar
Abdul Alhazred
 
Posts: 44036
Joined: Mon Jun 07, 2004 1:33 pm
Location: Chicago
Title: Yes, that one.

PreviousNext

Return to Skepticism, Pseudoscience, & The Paranormal

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: CCBot [Bot] and 0 guests