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Post Thu Oct 04, 2007 3:57 am

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Location: Chicago
Title: Yes, that one.

Shh.

I'm all alone here, right? Image




LAST! :lol:
"If I turn in a sicko, will I get a reward?"
"Yes! A BIG REWARD!" ====> Click here to turn in a sicko
I say blind faith believers who refuse to critically think for themselves deserve whatever the UFO aliens have in store for them!!! -- JasonAristotle

Post Thu Oct 04, 2007 5:12 am

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Abdul Alhazred wrote:
Shh.

I'm all alone here, right? Image




LAST! :lol:


[size=65,000,000]WRONG![/size]

But because this is the most awesomestest thread ever, I offer this smiley as tribute...

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Post Mon Oct 08, 2007 4:45 am

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Title: Yes, that one.

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Too bad you missed it. :BigGrin3:
"If I turn in a sicko, will I get a reward?"
"Yes! A BIG REWARD!" ====> Click here to turn in a sicko
I say blind faith believers who refuse to critically think for themselves deserve whatever the UFO aliens have in store for them!!! -- JasonAristotle

Post Mon Oct 08, 2007 11:49 am

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Location: Location: Location!

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ImageIf masturbation led to homosexuality you'd think by now I'd at least have better fashion sense. --Grayman

I SAY BLIND FAITH BELIEVERS WHO REFUSE TO CRITICALLY THINK FOR THEMSELVES DESERVE WHATEVER THE UFO ALIENS HAVE IN STORE FOR THEM!!!--JasonAristotle


Posts: 43652
Location: Chicago
Title: Yes, that one.

8)
"If I turn in a sicko, will I get a reward?"
"Yes! A BIG REWARD!" ====> Click here to turn in a sicko
I say blind faith believers who refuse to critically think for themselves deserve whatever the UFO aliens have in store for them!!! -- JasonAristotle

Post Fri Nov 02, 2007 10:22 pm

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Location: Your Mom
"Sauce for the Goose."

--J.D.
Mob of the Mean: Free beanie, cattle-prod and Charley Fan Club!
"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out."--Don
"DocX: FTW."--sparks

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Post Fri Nov 02, 2007 11:25 pm

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This thread should never go off the front page.
"You see things aren't sequential. Good doesn't lead to good nor bad to bad. People steal, don't get caught. Live the good life. Others lie, cheat and get elected. Some people stop to help a stranded motorist and get taken out by a speeding semi. There's no accounting for it. How you play the cards you're dealt, that's all that matters." - Jigsaw

Post Fri Nov 09, 2007 2:24 am

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Title: Yes, that one.

Nyarlathotep wrote:
This thread should never go off the front page.


Yeah baby!

It's THAT awesome. 8)
"If I turn in a sicko, will I get a reward?"
"Yes! A BIG REWARD!" ====> Click here to turn in a sicko
I say blind faith believers who refuse to critically think for themselves deserve whatever the UFO aliens have in store for them!!! -- JasonAristotle

Post Fri Nov 09, 2007 3:57 am

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oh, behave!
ImageIf masturbation led to homosexuality you'd think by now I'd at least have better fashion sense. --Grayman

I SAY BLIND FAITH BELIEVERS WHO REFUSE TO CRITICALLY THINK FOR THEMSELVES DESERVE WHATEVER THE UFO ALIENS HAVE IN STORE FOR THEM!!!--JasonAristotle

Post Fri Nov 09, 2007 4:08 am

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Title: Yes, that one.

DrMatt wrote:
oh, behave!


Welcome aboard the AWESOMENESS train, DrMatt. 8)
"If I turn in a sicko, will I get a reward?"
"Yes! A BIG REWARD!" ====> Click here to turn in a sicko
I say blind faith believers who refuse to critically think for themselves deserve whatever the UFO aliens have in store for them!!! -- JasonAristotle

Post Fri Nov 09, 2007 4:12 am

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This thread is like 1,000,000,000,000,000 * 10^1,000,000 times better than any other thread in the Paranormal forum.

Post Fri Nov 09, 2007 4:40 am

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NightG1 wrote:
This thread is like 1,000,000,000,000,000 * 10^1,000,000 times better than any other thread in the Paranormal forum.


That makes it more awesome than any particle in the universe.
ImageIf masturbation led to homosexuality you'd think by now I'd at least have better fashion sense. --Grayman

I SAY BLIND FAITH BELIEVERS WHO REFUSE TO CRITICALLY THINK FOR THEMSELVES DESERVE WHATEVER THE UFO ALIENS HAVE IN STORE FOR THEM!!!--JasonAristotle

Post Wed Nov 14, 2007 9:35 am

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This thread is far better than any "He Who Poops His Pants" has started. Betty loses.
I Image Sonoma Bear

Recently someone accused me of being insensitive. And I thought, how did this fat bitch get her wheelchair up the stairs to my house?

Post Wed Nov 14, 2007 11:16 am

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Location: Your Mom
Indeed.

--J.D.
Mob of the Mean: Free beanie, cattle-prod and Charley Fan Club!
"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out."--Don
"DocX: FTW."--sparks

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Post Wed Nov 14, 2007 3:10 pm

Posts: 43652
Location: Chicago
Title: Yes, that one.

:BigGrin3:
"If I turn in a sicko, will I get a reward?"
"Yes! A BIG REWARD!" ====> Click here to turn in a sicko
I say blind faith believers who refuse to critically think for themselves deserve whatever the UFO aliens have in store for them!!! -- JasonAristotle

Post Thu Nov 15, 2007 3:12 am

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Best thread ever.

Post Thu Nov 15, 2007 5:55 am

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This thread makes the baby Betty cry.

Fuckin' A.
I Image Sonoma Bear

Recently someone accused me of being insensitive. And I thought, how did this fat bitch get her wheelchair up the stairs to my house?

Post Thu Nov 15, 2007 6:08 am

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Location: Chicago
Title: Yes, that one.

Mulebear wrote:
This thread makes the baby Betty cry.

Fuckin' A.



Are you sure it's not your strangely attractive new avatar that's making him cry?

8)
"If I turn in a sicko, will I get a reward?"
"Yes! A BIG REWARD!" ====> Click here to turn in a sicko
I say blind faith believers who refuse to critically think for themselves deserve whatever the UFO aliens have in store for them!!! -- JasonAristotle

Post Thu Nov 15, 2007 8:59 am

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Location: Oklahoma, USA
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CAESAR SI VIVERET, AD REMUM DARERIS.
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100 COOL POINTS to NightG1 for finding my batboy picture. He Rocketh!

Post Thu Nov 15, 2007 9:05 am

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So is Betty crying?

Awwwww!

--J.D.
Mob of the Mean: Free beanie, cattle-prod and Charley Fan Club!
"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out."--Don
"DocX: FTW."--sparks

ImageWS CHAMPIONSX2!! NBA CHAMPIONS!! Image Stanley Cup! Image

Post Thu Nov 15, 2007 9:15 am

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Location: Oklahoma, USA
Image
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CAESAR SI VIVERET, AD REMUM DARERIS.
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100 COOL POINTS to NightG1 for finding my batboy picture. He Rocketh!

Post Thu Nov 15, 2007 1:21 pm

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Still the best thread on the internets.

Post Thu Nov 15, 2007 7:29 pm

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Yee haw!
ImageIf masturbation led to homosexuality you'd think by now I'd at least have better fashion sense. --Grayman

I SAY BLIND FAITH BELIEVERS WHO REFUSE TO CRITICALLY THINK FOR THEMSELVES DESERVE WHATEVER THE UFO ALIENS HAVE IN STORE FOR THEM!!!--JasonAristotle

Post Fri Nov 16, 2007 6:26 am

Posts: 43652
Location: Chicago
Title: Yes, that one.

Enough. Fun is fun, but it's time to get back to some real evidences OK?


Image

That's better. 8)
"If I turn in a sicko, will I get a reward?"
"Yes! A BIG REWARD!" ====> Click here to turn in a sicko
I say blind faith believers who refuse to critically think for themselves deserve whatever the UFO aliens have in store for them!!! -- JasonAristotle

Post Fri Nov 16, 2007 1:01 pm

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But that is not a hexagon - it is a ten-sided polygon!

Or is that one of the mysteries of the Hatteras Hexagon?
In fact, 10,500 BC was the first time Orion's belt was ever visible in the night sky and the alignment is perfect.

If you deny this you simply are a holocaust denier. - Kilik

JasonAristotle wrote:
I SAY BLIND FAITH BELIEVERS
WHO REFUSE TO CRITICALLY THINK FOR THEMSELVES
DESERVE WHATEVER THE UFO ALIENS
HAVE IN STORE FOR THEM!!!

Post Fri Nov 16, 2007 3:03 pm

Posts: 43652
Location: Chicago
Title: Yes, that one.

Two points:

1) That's just a little piece of it. It got much bigger after it swallowed the former continent of Atlantis.

2) It hasn't been a regular hexagon ever since the Atlantis incident gave it indigestion.

I suppose dumping sufficient Brioschi<sup>TM</sup> into the Gulf Stream would fix that problem, but you know how it is with environmentalism these days. :x
"If I turn in a sicko, will I get a reward?"
"Yes! A BIG REWARD!" ====> Click here to turn in a sicko
I say blind faith believers who refuse to critically think for themselves deserve whatever the UFO aliens have in store for them!!! -- JasonAristotle

Post Sat Nov 17, 2007 2:18 am

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Hexagon or no, this is still the GREATEST THREAD!!11!! in Paranormal. Way better than that other FAIL thread with far fewer views.

Besides, at least Abdul can count.

Post Sat Nov 17, 2007 11:29 am

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I have deemed this thread magNIfIcent.

--J.D.
Mob of the Mean: Free beanie, cattle-prod and Charley Fan Club!
"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out."--Don
"DocX: FTW."--sparks

ImageWS CHAMPIONSX2!! NBA CHAMPIONS!! Image Stanley Cup! Image

Post Sat Nov 17, 2007 1:16 pm

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Doctor X wrote:
I have deemed this thread magNIfIcent.

--J.D.


Did you notice all the Views!!11!! Way more than turd's thread with its WAY FEWER VIEWS!!1!!1!!. This is because CUNT IS FAIL.

Post Sat Nov 17, 2007 1:20 pm

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Indeed.

The views indicate this thread the w1n!!!!

Betty's thread the FAIL.

But it is always that way. . . .

--J.D.
Mob of the Mean: Free beanie, cattle-prod and Charley Fan Club!
"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out."--Don
"DocX: FTW."--sparks

ImageWS CHAMPIONSX2!! NBA CHAMPIONS!! Image Stanley Cup! Image

Post Sat Nov 17, 2007 3:21 pm

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Future generations will refer to this thread as "The Greatest Thread." Indeed, that is the name given to this thread in Tom Brokaw's forthcoming book "The Greatest Thread...Ever." There will be a ten part mini-series on this thread, written, directed, and produced by Ken Burns.
In fact, 10,500 BC was the first time Orion's belt was ever visible in the night sky and the alignment is perfect.

If you deny this you simply are a holocaust denier. - Kilik

JasonAristotle wrote:
I SAY BLIND FAITH BELIEVERS
WHO REFUSE TO CRITICALLY THINK FOR THEMSELVES
DESERVE WHATEVER THE UFO ALIENS
HAVE IN STORE FOR THEM!!!

Post Sat Nov 17, 2007 4:17 pm

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Location: Division 6
Title: Man in Black
I've never seen a better thread anywhere, except maybe once on Usenet.
The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.

Post Sat Nov 17, 2007 7:51 pm

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I wonder how Coward Betty Fail must feel not knowing which way is north and not being able to count.

Post Sat Nov 17, 2007 10:21 pm

Posts: 37887
Location: Your Mom
We could ask him, but he got lost.

--J.D.
Mob of the Mean: Free beanie, cattle-prod and Charley Fan Club!
"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out."--Don
"DocX: FTW."--sparks

ImageWS CHAMPIONSX2!! NBA CHAMPIONS!! Image Stanley Cup! Image

Post Sat Nov 17, 2007 10:58 pm

Posts: 43652
Location: Chicago
Title: Yes, that one.

It's an awesome thread all right, but all this unseemly gloating doesn't add anything.

Back to some SERIOUS evidences.

For one thing why is there a giant pimp-mobile buried under Rockefeller Center?

It has been partially excavated, revealing the ornate hood ornament.

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"If I turn in a sicko, will I get a reward?"
"Yes! A BIG REWARD!" ====> Click here to turn in a sicko
I say blind faith believers who refuse to critically think for themselves deserve whatever the UFO aliens have in store for them!!! -- JasonAristotle

Post Wed Nov 21, 2007 8:46 pm

Posts: 27062
Location: Nowhere near Pakistan
Abdul Alhazred wrote:
Image Image Image Image Image Image


These Hitlers are all dancing to the beat of The Letter by the Box Tops.

Gimme a ticket for an aeroplane,
Ain't got time to take a fast train.
Lonely days are gone, I'm a-goin' home,
'Cause my baby just a-wrote me a letter.


He's coming home soon. He ain't takin' a fast train, either. He's taking a UFO from Atlantis. And as we can see, he's been cloned.

His welcoming committee has been watching the skies, waiting for this day.

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"it seems you don't believe how your enviroment of smells affects for a young ones.how many young girl are are in just involved in porn industry just because of lack of natural smells" - pillory (7/13/02)

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Post Wed Nov 21, 2007 9:02 pm

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Location: Nowhere near Pakistan
Edgar Cayce's Prophecy List:

When asked, "Give in detail what the sealed room contains." referring to the Atlantean Library": A record of Atlantis from the beginning of those periods when the Spirit took form, or began the encasements in that land; and the developments of the peoples throughout their sojourn; together with the record of the first destruction, and the changes that took place in the land; with the record of the sojournings of the peoples and their varied activities in other lands, and a record of the meetings of all the nations or lands, for the activities in the destruction of Atlantis; and the building of the pyramid of initiation, together with whom, what, and where the opening of the records would come, that are as copies from the sunken Atlantis. For with the change, it [Atlantis] must rise again


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"it seems you don't believe how your enviroment of smells affects for a young ones.how many young girl are are in just involved in porn industry just because of lack of natural smells" - pillory (7/13/02)

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Post Wed Nov 21, 2007 9:06 pm

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Location: Nowhere near Pakistan
And beef yogurt. Just...because.
"it seems you don't believe how your enviroment of smells affects for a young ones.how many young girl are are in just involved in porn industry just because of lack of natural smells" - pillory (7/13/02)

I 69dodge

Post Sun Nov 25, 2007 1:39 am

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Location: In my own head, wishing I could find myself.
Beef and Vegetables Kabobs with Herby Yogurt Sauce

Ingredients :

KABOBS
2 lb Lean beef
12 x Pearl onions
24 x Fresh button mushrooms
2 x Red sweet peppers
2 x Yellow sweet peppers
4 lrg Zucchini
MARINADE
2/3 cup Olive oil
1 tbl Lemon juice
1 tbl Coriander seeds crushed
2 tsp Cumin seeds crushed
2 sprg Thyme bruised
2 sprg Sage bruised
1 tsp Fresh green pepercorns crushed
1 pch Freshly grated nutmeg
SAUCE
1 1/4 cup Yogurt
1 tbl Lemon juice
1 tbl Chopped fresh mint
1 tbl Chopped fresh dill
1 tsp Ground cumin
1 pch Cayenne pepper
Salt and pepper to taste
TO FINISH
24 x Bay leaves
12 x Metal skewers

Method :

* Cut the beef into cubes. Prepare the vegetables: Peel and halve the onions, wash and dry the mushrooms, de-seed the peppers and cut each one into 12 pieces. Wash and dry the zucchini and cut into 6- by 1-inch slices. Place the beef and vegetables in a large bowl.
* Prepare the marinade: Blend the oil and lemon juice together, pour into the bowl and add the remaining marinade ingredients. Toss well together, cover, and marinade in the refrigerator for several hours or overnight.
* Prepare the yogurt sauce: Blend all the ingredients together in a small bowl and set aside. Thirty minutes before assembling the kabobs, soak the bay leaves in cold water. Drain and pat dry. Thread the beef, vegetables, and bay leaves alternately onto the metal skewers and cook over medium-hot coals for 15 minutes, turning the kabobs and basting once with any marinade or extra olive oil. The beef and vegetables should be browned and tender.
* Serve 2 kabobs per person with a generous spoonful of the herby yogurt sauce.
* This recipe serves 6.
* Comments: Cubes of beef and mixed vegetables are marinated, threaded onto skewers, barbecued,and served with a herby yogurt sauce.
"Oh, and eat shit SC." Bruce.

Post Sun Nov 25, 2007 3:00 am

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And why do all these shitheels that tap into "The Higher Goat Shit" suddenly forget how to put simple sentences together as a result??

"...for as it were in those days following the sojourns of the peoples in those lands before the first catacaliysticoidal occurences, together with a record of Frank Sinatra and Bing Crosby singing about the entry of the Prince of Credit Card Debt into the land, this was, as confusingly stated, fifteen buzzillion years ago......"

And so on.

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