The REAL ultimate thread ever. No shit this time.

Shh.

I'm all alone here, right?




LAST!

Abdul Alhazred wrote:

Shh.

I'm all alone here, right?




LAST!

[size=65,000,000]WRONG![/size]

But because this is the most awesomestest thread ever, I offer this smiley as tribute...

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Too bad you missed it.

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"Sauce for the Goose."

--J.D.

This thread should never go off the front page.

Nyarlathotep wrote:

This thread should never go off the front page.

Yeah baby!

It's THAT awesome.

oh, behave!

DrMatt wrote:

oh, behave!

Welcome aboard the AWESOMENESS train, DrMatt.

This thread is like 1,000,000,000,000,000 * 10^1,000,000 times better than any other thread in the Paranormal forum.

NightG1 wrote:

This thread is like 1,000,000,000,000,000 * 10^1,000,000 times better than any other thread in the Paranormal forum.

That makes it more awesome than any particle in the universe.

This thread is far better than any "He Who Poops His Pants" has started. Betty loses.

Indeed.

--J.D.

Best thread ever.

This thread makes the baby Betty cry.

Fuckin' A.

Mulebear wrote:

This thread makes the baby Betty cry.

Fuckin' A.

Are you sure it's not your strangely attractive new avatar that's making him cry?

So is Betty crying?

Awwwww!

--J.D.

Still the best thread on the internets.

Yee haw!

Enough. Fun is fun, but it's time to get back to some real evidences OK?




That's better.

But that is not a hexagon - it is a ten-sided polygon!

Or is that one of the mysteries of the Hatteras Hexagon?

Two points:

1) That's just a little piece of it. It got much bigger after it swallowed the former continent of Atlantis.

2) It hasn't been a regular hexagon ever since the Atlantis incident gave it indigestion.

I suppose dumping sufficient Brioschi^TM into the Gulf Stream would fix that problem, but you know how it is with environmentalism these days.

Hexagon or no, this is still the GREATEST THREAD!!11!! in Paranormal. Way better than that other FAIL thread with far fewer views.

Besides, at least Abdul can count.

I have deemed this thread magNIfIcent.

--J.D.

Doctor X wrote:

I have deemed this thread magNIfIcent.

--J.D.

Did you notice all the Views!!11!! Way more than turd's thread with its WAY FEWER VIEWS!!1!!1!!. This is because CUNT IS FAIL.

Indeed.

The views indicate this thread the w1n!!!!

Betty's thread the FAIL.

But it is always that way. . . .

--J.D.

Future generations will refer to this thread as "The Greatest Thread." Indeed, that is the name given to this thread in Tom Brokaw's forthcoming book "The Greatest Thread...Ever." There will be a ten part mini-series on this thread, written, directed, and produced by Ken Burns.

I've never seen a better thread anywhere, except maybe once on Usenet.

I wonder how Coward Betty Fail must feel not knowing which way is north and not being able to count.

We could ask him, but he got lost.

--J.D.

It's an awesome thread all right, but all this unseemly gloating doesn't add anything.

Back to some SERIOUS evidences.

For one thing why is there a giant pimp-mobile buried under Rockefeller Center?

It has been partially excavated, revealing the ornate hood ornament.

Abdul Alhazred wrote:

These Hitlers are all dancing to the beat of The Letter by the Box Tops.

Gimme a ticket for an aeroplane,
Ain't got time to take a fast train.
Lonely days are gone, I'm a-goin' home,
'Cause my baby just a-wrote me a letter.


He's coming home soon. He ain't takin' a fast train, either. He's taking a UFO from Atlantis. And as we can see, he's been cloned.

His welcoming committee has been watching the skies, waiting for this day.

Edgar Cayce's Prophecy List:

When asked, "Give in detail what the sealed room contains." referring to the Atlantean Library": A record of Atlantis from the beginning of those periods when the Spirit took form, or began the encasements in that land; and the developments of the peoples throughout their sojourn; together with the record of the first destruction, and the changes that took place in the land; with the record of the sojournings of the peoples and their varied activities in other lands, and a record of the meetings of all the nations or lands, for the activities in the destruction of Atlantis; and the building of the pyramid of initiation, together with whom, what, and where the opening of the records would come, that are as copies from the sunken Atlantis. For with the change, it [Atlantis] must rise again

And beef yogurt. Just...because.

Beef and Vegetables Kabobs with Herby Yogurt Sauce

Ingredients :

KABOBS
2 lb Lean beef
12 x Pearl onions
24 x Fresh button mushrooms
2 x Red sweet peppers
2 x Yellow sweet peppers
4 lrg Zucchini
MARINADE
2/3 cup Olive oil
1 tbl Lemon juice
1 tbl Coriander seeds crushed
2 tsp Cumin seeds crushed
2 sprg Thyme bruised
2 sprg Sage bruised
1 tsp Fresh green pepercorns crushed
1 pch Freshly grated nutmeg
SAUCE
1 1/4 cup Yogurt
1 tbl Lemon juice
1 tbl Chopped fresh mint
1 tbl Chopped fresh dill
1 tsp Ground cumin
1 pch Cayenne pepper
Salt and pepper to taste
TO FINISH
24 x Bay leaves
12 x Metal skewers

Method :

* Cut the beef into cubes. Prepare the vegetables: Peel and halve the onions, wash and dry the mushrooms, de-seed the peppers and cut each one into 12 pieces. Wash and dry the zucchini and cut into 6- by 1-inch slices. Place the beef and vegetables in a large bowl.
* Prepare the marinade: Blend the oil and lemon juice together, pour into the bowl and add the remaining marinade ingredients. Toss well together, cover, and marinade in the refrigerator for several hours or overnight.
* Prepare the yogurt sauce: Blend all the ingredients together in a small bowl and set aside. Thirty minutes before assembling the kabobs, soak the bay leaves in cold water. Drain and pat dry. Thread the beef, vegetables, and bay leaves alternately onto the metal skewers and cook over medium-hot coals for 15 minutes, turning the kabobs and basting once with any marinade or extra olive oil. The beef and vegetables should be browned and tender.
* Serve 2 kabobs per person with a generous spoonful of the herby yogurt sauce.
* This recipe serves 6.
* Comments: Cubes of beef and mixed vegetables are marinated, threaded onto skewers, barbecued,and served with a herby yogurt sauce.

And why do all these shitheels that tap into "The Higher Goat Shit" suddenly forget how to put simple sentences together as a result??

"...for as it were in those days following the sojourns of the peoples in those lands before the first catacaliysticoidal occurences, together with a record of Frank Sinatra and Bing Crosby singing about the entry of the Prince of Credit Card Debt into the land, this was, as confusingly stated, fifteen buzzillion years ago......"

And so on.