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BOTTOM

Postby Pyrrho » Sat Apr 27, 2013 8:46 pm

Because nobody knows up from down on Planet X.
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Re: BOTTOM

Postby Rob Lister » Sat Apr 27, 2013 8:47 pm

Left and right are a major confusion too.

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Re: BOTTOM

Postby Doctor X » Sat Apr 27, 2013 9:38 pm

Do not get us started with the concept of "North."

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Re: BOTTOM

Postby Pyrrho » Sun Apr 28, 2013 2:02 pm

Doctor X wrote:Do not get us started with the concept of "North."

--J.D.

For that you'll have to treat with the Emperor.
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Re: BOTTOM

Postby izittrue » Sun Apr 28, 2013 11:17 pm

Who is on south?
Will Rogers -
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Re: BOTTOM

Postby Doctor X » Sun Apr 28, 2013 11:21 pm

What's the guy's name on South.

--J.D.
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"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out."--Don
DocX: FTW.--sparks
"Doctor X wins again."--Pyrrho
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"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
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Re: BOTTOM

Postby Rob Lister » Sun Apr 28, 2013 11:23 pm

Paul. :|

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Re: BOTTOM

Postby Doctor X » Sun Apr 28, 2013 11:25 pm

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--J.D.
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"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out."--Don
DocX: FTW.--sparks
"Doctor X wins again."--Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry."--His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power."--asthmatic camel

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Re: BOTTOM

Postby Nyarlathotep » Sun Apr 28, 2013 11:28 pm

I considered making two more threads titled "STRANGE" and "CHARM", but I am not sure if the joke would be too subtle
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Re: BOTTOM

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Sun Apr 28, 2013 11:39 pm

Otto sez:

Image Die beste «bottom» ist eine «top». 8)
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Re: BOTTOM

Postby Rob Lister » Sun Apr 28, 2013 11:40 pm

Nyarlathotep wrote:I considered making two more threads titled "STRANGE" and "CHARM", but I am not sure if the joke would be too subtle


A quarky idea.

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Re: BOTTOM

Postby izittrue » Sun Apr 28, 2013 11:53 pm

What's left?
Will Rogers -

- Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip

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Re: BOTTOM

Postby asthmatic camel » Mon Apr 29, 2013 12:05 am

Nyarlathotep wrote:I considered making two more threads titled "STRANGE" and "CHARM", but I am not sure if the joke would be too subtle


Obligatory Hawkwind clip.

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Re: BOTTOM

Postby grayman » Mon Apr 29, 2013 12:23 am

izittrue wrote:Who is on south?


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Re: BOTTOM

Postby hammegk » Mon Apr 29, 2013 12:36 am

Rob Lister wrote:
Nyarlathotep wrote:I considered making two more threads titled "STRANGE" and "CHARM", but I am not sure if the joke would be too subtle


A quarky idea.

Speaking of the banned-at-TOP poster by that name, if anyone knows how to contact him I'd like to see him invited to post here.

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Re: BOTTOM

Postby Doctor X » Tue May 14, 2013 11:35 am

On Top.

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Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
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Re: BOTTOM

Postby Rob Lister » Tue May 14, 2013 2:27 pm

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Re: BOTTOM

Postby no one in particular » Tue May 14, 2013 2:37 pm

I was going to have a look at TOP this weekend, but as it turns out, TOP was DOWN.
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It seems that our RIVER has run dry.

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Re: BOTTOM

Postby Doctor X » Mon May 20, 2013 4:23 pm

Order restored.

--J.D.
Mob of the Mean: Free beanie, cattle-prod and Charley Fan Club!
"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out."--Don
DocX: FTW.--sparks
"Doctor X wins again."--Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry."--His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power."--asthmatic camel

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Re: BOTTOM

Postby grayman » Mon May 20, 2013 4:51 pm

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