Signs of the impending apocalypse

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Re: Signs of the impending apocalypse

Postby Pyrrho » Thu Aug 03, 2017 3:09 am

Texas calf born looking like KISS rocker Gene Simmons

http://www.10tv.com/article/texas-calf- ... ne-simmons

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Re: Signs of the impending apocalypse

Postby Doctor X » Thu Aug 03, 2017 3:38 am

EXPLAIN THAT!!!1

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Re: Signs of the impending apocalypse

Postby Witness » Thu Aug 03, 2017 4:11 am

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Re: Signs of the impending apocalypse

Postby sparks » Thu Aug 03, 2017 4:11 am

Gene enjoys a good steak?
Nice things? Hell no!

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Re: Signs of the impending apocalypse

Postby Bruce » Fri Aug 04, 2017 2:30 am

Gene splicing.
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Re: Signs of the impending apocalypse

Postby Pyrrho » Sun Aug 13, 2017 1:54 pm

Pat Robertson fell off a horse. Until he recovers there will only be Three Horsemen.
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Re: Signs of the impending apocalypse

Postby Bruce » Sun Aug 13, 2017 2:29 pm

Russian voodoo wizard spins candy from the souls of the damned.

If that's not a clear sign of the impending apocalypse, I don't know what is. :shock:
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Re: Signs of the impending apocalypse

Postby Pyrrho » Sun Aug 13, 2017 2:34 pm

That guy is definitely a programmer.
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Re: Signs of the impending apocalypse

Postby Grammatron » Wed Aug 16, 2017 12:04 am

It's an anti-smoking campaign. He's exchanging the cotton candy for cigarettes.
pillory wrote:jokes aren't funny....seriously thinking......

seriously thinking might be funny....but it's not joke

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Re: Signs of the impending apocalypse

Postby Doctor X » Wed Aug 16, 2017 3:44 am

They have nicotine in their cotton candy?

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Re: Signs of the impending apocalypse

Postby sparks » Wed Aug 16, 2017 4:21 am

Those bastards will do anything to get teh childrenz hooked!
Nice things? Hell no!

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Re: Signs of the impending apocalypse

Postby Doctor X » Wed Aug 16, 2017 7:19 am

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--J.D.
Mob of the Mean: Free beanie, cattle-prod and Charley Fan Club!
"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out."--Don
DocX: FTW.--sparks
"Doctor X wins again."--Pyrrho
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.

Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho

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