Signs of the impending apocalypse

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Re: Signs of the impending apocalypse

Postby sparks » Thu Nov 23, 2017 4:13 pm

Makes perfect sense. I see dead people. All the fucking time, and they're just walking around and don't even know they're dead.
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Re: Signs of the impending apocalypse

Postby Witness » Thu Nov 23, 2017 4:19 pm

sparks wrote:don't even know they're dead.
I agree – and that's the scary part.

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Re: Signs of the impending apocalypse

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Thu Nov 23, 2017 4:56 pm

It is said by some of the more conspiracy minded that "zombie" is a code word.
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Re: Signs of the impending apocalypse

Postby Witness » Fri Nov 24, 2017 12:14 am

The Daily Fail wrote:'It appalls me that we have no safeguarding from the evil spirits': Ireland's most prominent exorcist slams Catholic Church over lack of training for priests against demons

Irish Catholic priest Pat Collins says he's appalled at the lack of exorcism training
In the documentary 'Evil - A Would You Believe? Special', he discussed the topic
Fr Collins, an exorcist in Ireland, said priests don't know enough about demons
The Dublin priest also said there is a growing 'morbid interest' with evil spirits

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5111807/Irelands-prominent-exorcist-slams-Catholic-Church.html

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Re: Signs of the impending apocalypse

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Fri Nov 24, 2017 12:24 am

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See what what happens when The Church goes LIBBERUL. :evil:
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Re: Signs of the impending apocalypse

Postby Anaxagoras » Fri Nov 24, 2017 3:41 am

sparks wrote:Gmail the soap? WTF??


https://www.wired.com/2008/03/google-cleans-u/

Given that it's Russia, it's possible that enforcement of trademark laws is somewhat lax.
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Re: Signs of the impending apocalypse

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Re: Signs of the impending apocalypse

Postby Anaxagoras » Sun Nov 26, 2017 4:57 pm

Thought about putting it in the "What's killing us this week" thread.


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Re: Signs of the impending apocalypse

Postby Pyrrho » Thu Dec 07, 2017 12:42 am

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The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.

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Re: Signs of the impending apocalypse

Postby Witness » Thu Dec 07, 2017 12:47 am

↑ You beat me to it…



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Re: Signs of the impending apocalypse

Postby Doctor X » Thu Dec 07, 2017 7:01 am

Ha! Fags!

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Re: Signs of the impending apocalypse

Postby Fid » Thu Dec 07, 2017 10:22 pm

Damn big flaming fag peckers. Mine used to do that back in the day.
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Re: Signs of the impending apocalypse

Postby Doctor X » Fri Dec 08, 2017 5:19 am

Droop?

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Re: Signs of the impending apocalypse

Postby Witness » Sat Dec 09, 2017 1:38 am

Friendly Atheist wrote:Televangelist Jim Bakker Is Now Running a 24/7 End Times Home Shopping Network

Do you lie awake at night because you didn’t order televangelist Jim Bakker‘s Giant Buckets of Food for the impending apocalypse? Have you forgotten how to order things from the internet?

Have no fear. Bakker has now launched a non-stop End Times survival shopping network.
http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2017/11/28/televangelist-jim-bakker-is-now-running-a-247-end-times-home-shopping-network/

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Re: Signs of the impending apocalypse

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Sat Dec 09, 2017 1:47 am

Witness wrote:
Friendly Atheist wrote:Televangelist Jim Bakker Is Now Running a 24/7 End Times Home Shopping Network

Do you lie awake at night because you didn’t order televangelist Jim Bakker‘s Giant Buckets of Food for the impending apocalypse? Have you forgotten how to order things from the internet?

Have no fear. Bakker has now launched a non-stop End Times survival shopping network.
http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2017/11/28/televangelist-jim-bakker-is-now-running-a-247-end-times-home-shopping-network/


If anything that's a sign of a non-impending apocalypse.

Sort of like The Watchtower forty years ago preaching the End Times while buying up Brooklyn real estate. :)
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Re: Signs of the impending apocalypse

Postby Witness » Sat Dec 09, 2017 2:00 am

↑ You say that because you're a KGB-trained godless commie rational atheist! :x

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Re: Signs of the impending apocalypse

Postby Pyrrho » Sun Dec 17, 2017 3:09 pm

New Chick Tract!

http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/1170/1170_01.asp

Abdul, how about a review?
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Re: Signs of the impending apocalypse

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Sun Dec 17, 2017 4:46 pm

Pyrrho wrote:New Chick Tract!

http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/1170/1170_01.asp

Abdul, how about a review?


Weak stuff.

Interesting that it's implicitly pro-divorce.

Never been the same since the Chickster went to ... wherever he is.
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Re: Signs of the impending apocalypse

Postby Witness » Mon Dec 18, 2017 3:23 am

Doomsday-Fearing Man Spent the Last 30 Years Building Secret Bunkers on Government Land

The Iron County Sheriff’s Office, which is investigating the case along with the FBI and other law enforcement bodies, has so far declined to identify the man, revealing only that he resides in the town of Parowan. According to official information released so far, the man acted out of fear that the world might end or that society as we know it might somehow collapse. The structures he built are located in a forest bordering the ski town of Brian Head.

To prepare for the end of days, the man spent the last 30 years building four cabins and an undisclosed number of underground bunkers on land owned by the state of Utah and the federal government, sneaking the material piece by piece. Were it not for an accidental wildfire that ravaged the area in the summer, this sneaky busy bee may have continued his work uninterrupted for years.
http://www.odditycentral.com/news/doomsday-fearing-man-spent-the-last-30-years-building-secret-bunkers-on-government-land.html

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Re: Signs of the impending apocalypse

Postby Anaxagoras » Fri Apr 13, 2018 12:09 am

From Fox News, theoretically a real news network:

Biblical prophecy claims the Rapture is coming April 23, numerologist says

Yes, they actually are reporting the ravings of a biblical numerologist as "news".

You may as well visit a madhouse and report the psychotic delusions of the inmates. There's just as much truth and plausibility in it.
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