The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Postby Doctor X » Fri Aug 11, 2017 5:32 am

So which one is the Night's King?

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Postby Nyarlathotep » Fri Aug 11, 2017 6:15 am

xouper wrote:The Tomi Lahren one? Not at all funny.


I am devastated you think that. Devastated

Nice try though
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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Postby Doctor X » Sun Aug 13, 2017 6:56 am

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--J.D.
Mob of the Mean: Free beanie, cattle-prod and Charley Fan Club!
"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out."--Don
DocX: FTW.--sparks
"Doctor X wins again."--Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry."--His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power."--asthmatic camel

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Postby Nyarlathotep » Tue Aug 15, 2017 12:59 am

Possibly NSFW

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Postby Grammatron » Tue Aug 15, 2017 6:07 pm

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pillory wrote:jokes aren't funny....seriously thinking......

seriously thinking might be funny....but it's not joke

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Postby Skeeve » Tue Aug 15, 2017 6:25 pm

Grammatron wrote:Image



luck on that...
Then Skank Of America could start in...

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Postby corplinx » Tue Aug 15, 2017 8:57 pm

BLM be like....

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Postby corplinx » Wed Aug 16, 2017 1:14 am

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Postby corplinx » Wed Aug 16, 2017 1:20 am

This guy wins at the internet.

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Postby corplinx » Wed Aug 16, 2017 5:57 pm

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Postby Mentat » Wed Aug 16, 2017 9:08 pm

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It's "pea-can", man.

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Postby Pyrrho » Wed Aug 16, 2017 11:13 pm

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The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Postby Pyrrho » Thu Aug 17, 2017 12:11 am

The Onion FTW

http://www.theonion.com/graphic/baltimo ... g-st-56668

Baltimore Pigeons Shocked To Find Beloved Shitting Statues Gone
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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Postby Anaxagoras » Thu Aug 17, 2017 6:17 am

A couple more Onion headlines

Trump Warns Removing Confederate Statues Could Be Slippery Slope To Eliminating Racism Entirely

Trump Blasts Critics Who Judge Neo-Nazi Groups By Most Extreme Members
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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Postby Grammatron » Thu Aug 17, 2017 5:36 pm

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pillory wrote:jokes aren't funny....seriously thinking......

seriously thinking might be funny....but it's not joke

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Fri Aug 18, 2017 3:41 pm

Saw this and thought of corplinx.

Here ya go buddy. :)

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Postby corplinx » Fri Aug 18, 2017 3:56 pm

Anaxagoras wrote:Trump Warns Removing Confederate Statues Could Be Slippery Slope To Eliminating Racism Entirely


Finally catching up on shitposts, the Onion should win an award for that one.

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Postby Doctor X » Fri Aug 18, 2017 4:02 pm

The Onion is the Master and the Rest of the Internet are merely tyros:

"Trump Inspires Thousands Of Kids To Believe They Could One Day Grow Up To Be President Of Confederacy"

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Postby corplinx » Fri Aug 18, 2017 5:07 pm

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Nobody looks flattering in that shit blast.

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Postby Pyrrho » Fri Aug 18, 2017 11:17 pm

http://www.duffelblog.com/2015/11/docto ... hurt-cure/

BOB WILSON NAVAL HOSPITAL, Calif. — After decades of research and development, Naval scientists say they are within reach of a cure for Butthurt Disease, more commonly known as BHD.

“With BHD the rectum gets so inflamed it essentially swallows the rest of the body, making that person an actual, giant asshole,” said lead researcher Doctor Yvette Diaz. “Thus, the puckered frowny-face and shitty attitude.”
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