The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Tue Jun 12, 2018 1:56 pm

C'mon people. This is the shitpost thread.

Back on track, posting something shitty. :P

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Post by Doctor X » Wed Jun 13, 2018 3:42 pm

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Post by corplinx » Wed Jun 13, 2018 6:30 pm

Ramirez was a bonafide shitlord before it was cool.

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

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Post by Nyarlathotep » Thu Jun 14, 2018 12:01 am

I will assume everyone is familiar with the 1980s adaption of Dune...

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Post by Doctor X » Thu Jun 14, 2018 2:58 am

Which one is Sean Young?




What?

--J.D.
Mob of the Mean: Free beanie, cattle-prod and Charley Fan Club!
"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out."--Don
DocX: FTW.--sparks
"Doctor X wins again."--Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry."--His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power."--asthmatic camel
"just like Doc X said." --gnome

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Post by Pyrrho » Thu Jun 14, 2018 10:46 am


The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Post by Nyarlathotep » Thu Jun 14, 2018 4:10 pm

Doctor X wrote:Which one is Sean Young?




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Sean Young couldn't get enough time off from her gig at Arby's to pose for the picture
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Post by WildCat » Thu Jun 14, 2018 11:35 pm

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OTOH it's good to see that a girl's sport has become so popular.
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you sniveling little right-wing nutter - jj

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Post by Pyrrho » Fri Jun 15, 2018 2:16 am

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Post by Doctor X » Fri Jun 15, 2018 2:20 am

People try to think she is different from her husband.

She never was.

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"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out."--Don
DocX: FTW.--sparks
"Doctor X wins again."--Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry."--His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
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Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Fri Jun 15, 2018 9:02 am

Hillary was always the brains of the operation.
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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Post by Witness » Mon Jun 18, 2018 10:45 pm

The Hill wrote:Poll: Kim Jong Un has higher approval among Republicans than Pelosi
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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Post by Pyrrho » Mon Jun 18, 2018 11:10 pm

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