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Post by Doctor X » Tue Jun 19, 2018 8:15 am

Would make an awesome game show.

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Post by Pyrrho » Tue Jun 19, 2018 4:43 pm


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Post by Nyarlathotep » Tue Jun 19, 2018 11:55 pm

The Onion...

Stephen Miller Furious At ProPublica For Only Releasing 7-Minute Recording Of Immigrant Children Sobbing
The Onion wrote: I’ve listened to this recording dozens and dozens of times in the past day, and it’s just simply nowhere near enough to scratch the itch. Shame on you, ProPublica.
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Post by Anaxagoras » Wed Jun 20, 2018 4:27 am

Nyarlathotep wrote:The Onion...

Stephen Miller Furious At ProPublica For Only Releasing 7-Minute Recording Of Immigrant Children Sobbing
The Onion wrote: I’ve listened to this recording dozens and dozens of times in the past day, and it’s just simply nowhere near enough to scratch the itch. Shame on you, ProPublica.
Other headlines in that vein:
"Jeff Sessions Argues Family Separations Only Happening Because Current Law Doesn’t Allow Him To Strangle Immigrants With Bare Hands"
"Laura Bush Publishes Courageous Op-Ed Calling For Imprisonment Of Whoever Created ICE"
"Immigrant Child Still Hoping To Achieve American Dream Of Better Cage"
"ICE Agent Trying To Think Of Fun Name For Jail Cell Before Locking Up Immigrant Child"
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Post by Abdul Alhazred » Thu Jun 21, 2018 12:01 pm

They can still share the Nobel Prize for the goofiest haircut.

If there isn't such a prize there should be. :)
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Post by Abdul Alhazred » Fri Jun 22, 2018 12:18 am

Not sure what to make of this.


Trump at tonight's rally in Minnesota: "Do you ever notice they always call the other side...the elite? Why are they elite? I have a much better apartment than they do. I'm smarter than they are...I became president and they didn't."
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Post by Witness » Fri Jun 22, 2018 12:27 am

↑ That was fun! (In a somewhat cringy way… :P )

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Post by Anaxagoras » Fri Jun 22, 2018 1:51 am

Sorry for using an SJW word but I think it applies here. Calling them "the elites" is a way to "other" them. Nobody who's working class cares much for the hoity-toity "elites." It's also a way to stoke resentment. "The elites" think they're better than you, don't they?

It's no coincidence that Republicans are fond of labeling Democrats and liberals as "the elites." It's a carefully chosen word, supposed to elicit the image of an arrogant snob.
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Post by Doctor X » Fri Jun 22, 2018 5:10 am

Hard not to apply "elite" to Pelosi, anyone named Kennedy, the Clintons, and by all that is obvious, Obama.

Obviously, you can do the same to anyone named Bush whose first name is not "Kate."

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Post by Nyarlathotep » Fri Jun 22, 2018 5:16 am

Doctor X wrote:Hard not to apply "elite" to Pelosi, anyone named Kennedy, the Clintons, and by all that is obvious, Obama.

Obviously, you can do the same to anyone named Bush whose first name is not "Kate."

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Post by Doctor X » Fri Jun 22, 2018 5:22 am

See, here is where you are wrong. Those with a greater than 6th grade education who can navigate Ethel the Aardvark Goes Quantity Surveying and who accept that I am correct are "sophisticated," "well-read," "insightful," and "independent thinkers."

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Post by Abdul Alhazred » Fri Jun 22, 2018 11:50 pm

Nyarlathotep wrote: Problem is that the word gets applied to anyone with more than a 6th grade education and occasionally reads books other than the bible
Maybe in your neck of the woods, but I have not even seen it in the grungier right wing corners of the 'net that I visit.
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Post by Nyarlathotep » Fri Jun 22, 2018 11:52 pm

It’s a phrase that even the politicians themselves use. I can’t imagine how you have managed that feat
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Post by Abdul Alhazred » Sat Jun 23, 2018 12:25 am

Nyarlathotep wrote:It’s a phrase that even the politicians themselves use. I can’t imagine how you have managed that feat
Sure I have heard "elite" used as a term of denunciation, but not with the definition you cited.
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