The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

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Post by Nyarlathotep » Sat Jul 29, 2017 5:39 pm

Now that Reince is out, Trump's next targets are Laether and Reepeet.
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Post by Nyarlathotep » Sat Jul 29, 2017 5:45 pm

corplinx wrote:popehat was awfully pedantic there.

by civillians, the Scar means people not paid to take shit online (like family members).

Ken comes across poorly there.
The 'oily jumped up social media manager' part was spot on, though
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Post by corplinx » Sat Jul 29, 2017 7:45 pm

Yeah, you need a reptile for that job.

Terry McAulife was a great reptile for hire because he would defend anything no matter how absurd with a straight face.

Honest people can't work in the White House communication office.

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Post by Nyarlathotep » Sat Jul 29, 2017 8:25 pm

corplinx wrote:Yeah, you need a reptile for that job.

Terry McAulife was a great reptile for hire because he would defend anything no matter how absurd with a straight face.

Honest people can't work in the White House communication office.
FTFY
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Post by Pyrrho » Sat Jul 29, 2017 9:47 pm

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Post by corplinx » Sat Jul 29, 2017 10:10 pm

Jim has been unhinged lately. He's been on the TREASON!!!!! train.

Normally he's a level guy.

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Post by corplinx » Sat Jul 29, 2017 10:11 pm

Nyarlathotep wrote:
corplinx wrote:Yeah, you need a reptile for that job.

Terry McAulife was a great reptile for hire because he would defend anything no matter how absurd with a straight face.

Honest people can't work in the White House communication office.
FTFY
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Post by Nyarlathotep » Sun Jul 30, 2017 4:01 am

I have been known to engage in sexual congress on occasion
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Post by Pyrrho » Sun Jul 30, 2017 11:41 am

I have my doubts about remote diagnosis. Trump is an asshole, sure. Mentally ill? Seems like a lot of covfefe.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world ... 94316.html

Donald Trump has 'dangerous mental illness', say psychiatry experts at Yale conference
The claims made in the conference have drawn criticism from some in the psychiatric establishment, who say they violate the American Psychiatric Association’s “Goldwater rule,” which states psychiatrists are not to give professional opinions on people they have not personally examined.

They have also been condemned by Republicans, including Connecticut Republican Party Chairman JR Romano, who accused the group of “throwing ethical standards out the window because they cannot accept the election results.”

Responding to the criticism, Dr Gartner said: “This notion that you need to personally interview someone to form a diagnosis actually doesn’t make a whole lotta sense. For one thing, research shows that the psychiatric interview is the least statistical reliable way to make a diagnosis.”
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Post by Rob Lister » Sun Jul 30, 2017 11:56 am

The exact same thing was said of Bush the Jr.

https://www.google.com/search?client=fi ... G1AD--Qmx4

One example
First and foremost, George W. Bush has a Narcissistic Personality Disorder. What this means, mostly, is that he has rather desperate insecurities about himself, and compensates by constructing a grandiose self-image. Most of his relationships are either mirroring relationships--people who flatter him and reinforce his grandiosity -or idealized self-objects--people that he himself thinks a lot of, and hence feels flattered by his association. Some likely perform both functions. Hence his weakness for sycophants like Harriet Miers, and powerful personalities like Dick Cheney.
http://www.dlmweb.com/news98.html

I think Cheney too but I'll let others go there.

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Post by Abdul Alhazred » Sun Jul 30, 2017 12:25 pm

... psychiatry experts ...
What do the phrenologists say?

Why should the bumps on the outside of the head be considered less telling than the bumps on the inside?
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Post by Doctor X » Sun Jul 30, 2017 12:37 pm

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Post by Pyrrho » Sun Jul 30, 2017 4:19 pm

You know it's getting bad when the National Review dumps on you.

http://www.nationalreview.com/article/4 ... g-salesman
Trump is the political version of a pickup artist, and Republicans — and America — went to bed with him convinced that he was something other than what he is. Trump inherited his fortune but describes himself as though he were a self-made man.

...

He is soft, weak, whimpering, and petulant. He isn’t smart enough to do the job and isn’t man enough to own up to the fact. For all his gold-plated toilets, he is at heart that middling junior salesman watching Glengarry Glen Ross and thinking to himself: “That’s the man I want to be.” How many times do you imagine he has stood in front of a mirror trying to project like Alec Baldwin? Unfortunately for the president, it’s Baldwin who does the good imitation of Trump, not the other way around. Hence the cartoon tough-guy act. Scaramucci’s star didn’t fade when he gave that batty and profane interview in which he reimagined Steve Bannon as a kind of autoerotic yogi. That’s Scaramucci’s best impersonation of the sort of man the president of these United States, God help us, aspires to be. But he isn’t that guy. He isn’t Blake. He’s poor sad old Shelley Levene, who cannot close the deal, who spends his nights whining about the unfairness of it all.
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Post by Abdul Alhazred » Sun Jul 30, 2017 4:43 pm

NR hated Trump from day one.
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Post by xouper » Sun Jul 30, 2017 4:58 pm

Pyrrho wrote:Trump is an asshole, sure.
Harvard educated expert Aaron James thinks so and wrote the book on it, therefore the science is settled.

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http://www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books ... 385542036/
publisher's excerpt wrote:Make America Great Again? Donald Trump is an asshole is a fact widely agreed upon—even by his supporters, who actually like that about him. But his startling political rise makes the question of just what sort of asshole he is, and how his assholedom may help to explain his success, one not just of philosophical interest but of almost existential urgency.

Enter the philosopher Aaron James, author of the foundational text in the burgeoning field of Asshole Studies: the bestselling Assholes: A Theory.
And here's that "foundational text":

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Post by WildCat » Sun Jul 30, 2017 5:31 pm

Pyrrho wrote:You know it's getting bad when the National Review dumps on you.
The NR are neo-con never-Trumpers who have always hated trump.
Do you have questions about God?

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Post by Abdul Alhazred » Sun Jul 30, 2017 5:34 pm

I posted a link somewhere or other around here of NR's first Trump story back during the campaign.

IIRC, it was far from complementary.

However, there was a short period after the election when they toned it down a little and tried to give him a chance.
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Post by Pyrrho » Sun Jul 30, 2017 6:38 pm

WildCat wrote:
Pyrrho wrote:You know it's getting bad when the National Review dumps on you.
The NR are neo-con never-Trumpers who have always hated trump.
There's not much to like.
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