The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Post by xouper » Sun Jul 30, 2017 6:50 pm

Pyrrho wrote:
WildCat wrote:
Pyrrho wrote:You know it's getting bad when the National Review dumps on you.
The NR are neo-con never-Trumpers who have always hated trump.
There's not much to like.
Apparently Trump is a Rorschach Test. :wink:

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Post by Pyrrho » Sun Jul 30, 2017 6:52 pm

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The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Post by corplinx » Mon Jul 31, 2017 2:43 pm

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Sometimes shitposts are required to illustrate actual truths.

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Post by Rob Lister » Mon Jul 31, 2017 2:58 pm

That was good.

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Post by Pyrrho » Mon Jul 31, 2017 10:53 pm

Death Star PR‏ @DeathStarPR

You know something's gone wrong when there's more job security on the Death Star than in the White House.
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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Post by Pyrrho » Mon Jul 31, 2017 11:43 pm

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Post by Doctor X » Tue Aug 01, 2017 12:14 am

Comey does not count. Hell, the Dems wanted him out before they wanted him in.

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Post by xouper » Tue Aug 01, 2017 12:14 am

Pyrrho wrote:Image
Fascinating. :mrgreen:

But why are Yates and Comey on that card? Trump did not appoint them.

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Post by Pyrrho » Tue Aug 01, 2017 12:28 am

Probably for the same reason the red and white stripes are at an angle.
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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Tue Aug 01, 2017 12:33 am

Thieved. :)
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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Post by xouper » Tue Aug 01, 2017 12:39 am

Pyrrho wrote:Probably for the same reason the red and white stripes are at an angle.
:bigthumb:

I love it.

That's probably the bestest answer anyone could give to a rhetorical question.

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Post by Pyrrho » Tue Aug 01, 2017 12:40 am

Yeah...why do none of the rows spell "BINGO" or "TRUMP"? That would make it a real game!
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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Post by Nyarlathotep » Tue Aug 01, 2017 3:07 pm

Trump is keeping one promise anyway. He seems determined to give every American a job. On his staff. One at a time
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Post by Nyarlathotep » Tue Aug 01, 2017 3:52 pm

Though he is going to have to pick up the pace, since a quick "back of an envelope" calculation means we each get about 6 minutes and 20 seconds on the job if he is going to pull it off. And that's assuming two terms.
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Post by Doctor X » Tue Aug 01, 2017 5:29 pm

Well, there you do not understand, Nyarl. Normally, you get fifteen minutes but Mooch was so embarrassing they had to let him go early.

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Post by Nyarlathotep » Tue Aug 01, 2017 6:03 pm

All I know is that I am looking forward to my 6 minutes and 20 seconds as Assistant head of Homeland security at about 3:18 in the morning, January 3, 2019.
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Post by Nyarlathotep » Tue Aug 01, 2017 6:05 pm

Doctor X wrote:Well, there you do not understand, Nyarl. Normally, you get fifteen minutes but Mooch was so embarrassing they had to let him go early.

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Maybe its just me, but if one has a nickname like "Mooch" or anything else that sounds like a '50s greaser nickname, one should be disqualified from government service automatically
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Post by corplinx » Tue Aug 01, 2017 6:11 pm

Nyarlathotep wrote:Trump is keeping one promise anyway. He seems determined to give every American a job. On his staff. One at a time
I might have to steal that one.

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Post by Nyarlathotep » Tue Aug 01, 2017 6:18 pm

I stole from someone else, verbally
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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Post by Grammatron » Tue Aug 01, 2017 6:27 pm

You wouldn't download a car. Then why steal a stolen joke?