The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

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Post by Pyrrho » Sat Aug 05, 2017 9:18 pm

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Post by WildCat » Sun Aug 06, 2017 7:32 pm

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Post by Pyrrho » Sun Aug 06, 2017 10:58 pm

The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.

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Post by Abdul Alhazred » Sun Aug 06, 2017 11:56 pm

Getting people used to the idea.

Maybe it will all fall apart before the money runs out.
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Post by ed » Mon Aug 07, 2017 1:21 am

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And if there were a civil war, exactly how do the snowflakes think they'd fare? Doesn't the very notion of heavily armed latte drinkers sort of fail on the face of it?
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Post by Rob Lister » Mon Aug 07, 2017 1:25 am

Draft gang-bangers.

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Post by Abdul Alhazred » Mon Aug 07, 2017 12:53 pm

ed wrote:And if there were a civil war, exactly how do the snowflakes think they'd fare?
Irrelevant.

The bourgeois adventurists (a much more precise term than "snowflakes") are not the instigators of this.
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Post by Anaxagoras » Tue Aug 08, 2017 5:32 am

Abdul Alhazred wrote:
ed wrote:And if there were a civil war, exactly how do the snowflakes think they'd fare?
Irrelevant.

The bourgeois adventurists (a much more precise term than "snowflakes") are not the instigators of this.
Hey, who you calling "bourgeois" there, comrade? :x
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Post by Carr » Tue Aug 08, 2017 6:36 am

There's no calling another man "bourgeois" in the building. If you question another man's understanding of dialectical materialism you engage him before the Captain on Saturday afternoon!

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Post by Abdul Alhazred » Tue Aug 08, 2017 9:28 am

Comrade Lenin would not have used the expression "snowflakes" (unless that happens to be some sort of obscenity in Russian).
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Post by Abdul Alhazred » Tue Aug 08, 2017 2:36 pm

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Post by xouper » Thu Aug 10, 2017 12:30 pm

The Donald Jong-un is well done and funny.

The Tomi Lahren one? Not at all funny.

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