The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Postby Pyrrho » Sat Aug 19, 2017 12:02 am

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Postby Pyrrho » Sat Aug 19, 2017 11:01 am

http://thehill.com/homenews/media/34719 ... alex-jones

Seattle's police department took a swipe at InfoWars' Alex Jones on Friday after the conspiracy-slinging web series host had a thermos of hot coffee thrown on him during a confrontation on a city street.

Asked on Twitter about the incident, the Seattle Police Department replied from its official account.

“We haven’t received any official reports,” the department tweeted. “As far as we know that could be an actor playing Alex Jones.”
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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Postby Pyrrho » Sat Aug 19, 2017 11:07 am

:cowbell:

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Postby corplinx » Sat Aug 19, 2017 5:59 pm

Pyrrho wrote:http://thehill.com/homenews/media/347190-seattle-pd-trolls-alex-jones

Seattle's police department took a swipe at InfoWars' Alex Jones on Friday after the conspiracy-slinging web series host had a thermos of hot coffee thrown on him during a confrontation on a city street.

Asked on Twitter about the incident, the Seattle Police Department replied from its official account.

“We haven’t received any official reports,” the department tweeted. “As far as we know that could be an actor playing Alex Jones.”


Looooooooooool

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Postby Mentat » Sat Aug 19, 2017 6:08 pm

Pyrrho wrote::cowbell:

https://news.artnet.com/art-world/secre ... er-1055840

There’s a Secret Message Hidden in the White House Arts Committee’s Resignation Letter
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I am reminded of Schwarzenegger's letter.
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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

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Postby Pyrrho » Sun Aug 20, 2017 12:40 am

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Postby Doctor X » Sun Aug 20, 2017 5:15 am

That is beyond awesome.

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Postby Pyrrho » Sun Aug 20, 2017 8:08 pm

Best Shitpoast of the Week
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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Postby Witness » Mon Aug 21, 2017 3:42 am

Another monument to pull down:
Wikipedia wrote:River of Blood (monument)

The River of Blood monument is a monument located on a golf course on Lowes Island, Virginia, owned by US President Donald Trump. A plaque signed with Trump's name states that the monument marks the site of numerous deaths in the American Civil War, but no battle or other event with mass casualties took place there.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/River_of_Blood_(monument)

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Postby Anaxagoras » Mon Aug 21, 2017 4:03 am

Bizarre. Sort of reminds me of the fake Time magazine cover he had made. This one is even weirder though, as are his excuses.

Historians say no such event ever took place at this site. One local historian, Craig Swain, cited the killing of two soldiers by citizens in 1861 as the only Civil War event that occurred on the island.[3] The site lies near Rowser's Ford, over which on June 27, 1863, General Stuart led 5,000 Confederate soldiers with no record of fatalities, and according to the president of the Mosby Heritage Area Association, the only Civil War battle in the area was the Battle of Ball's Bluff, 11 miles away.[1] Other historians consulted by The New York Times for a story in 2015 agree; one of them had written to the Trump Organization about the falsehood. Trump himself disputed the historians' statements:

"That was a prime site for river crossings. So, if people are crossing the river, and you happen to be in a civil war, I would say that people were shot — a lot of them."

"How would they know that?" Mr. Trump asked when told that local historians had called his plaque a fiction. "Were they there?"[1]

Trump said that "numerous historians" had told him the story of the River of Blood, though he later changed that to say they had spoken to "his people".[1]


"How would they know that? Were they there?" :notsure:

Um, were you there Mr. Trump? :roll: Lawd have mercy. If that's a legitimate argument than it applies equally to you and these "numerous historians" you say told "your people" about it. We were all "not there". But if the "numerous historians" actually exist, who are they? Can we hear from them?
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Postby Doctor X » Mon Aug 21, 2017 6:48 am

If it is good enough for Creationists, Anax. . . .




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Postby Grammatron » Tue Aug 22, 2017 4:21 am

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pillory wrote:jokes aren't funny....seriously thinking......

seriously thinking might be funny....but it's not joke

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Postby Anaxagoras » Tue Aug 22, 2017 6:23 am

Someone's jelly

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Love the hashtags, nice touch! :wink:
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