The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

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Post by Doctor X » Tue Aug 22, 2017 7:16 am

I will say this for Ivanka.

She is quiet.

Every so often, she speaks. One of them was to call her Sugar Daddy husband to task for that "grab the pus[Unmentionables--Ed.]y" recording.

She has not tried to become an unelected part of the government like Hillary did or a "Moral Compass for Something" like Michelle.

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Post by Anaxagoras » Tue Aug 22, 2017 8:20 am

I hope you meant Melania?? :notsure:
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Post by Doctor X » Tue Aug 22, 2017 8:42 am

There is a difference?

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Post by Doctor X » Tue Aug 22, 2017 8:48 am

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Post by Abdul Alhazred » Tue Aug 22, 2017 12:40 pm

Stop your bickering and post some shit like you're supposed to. :evil:

I'll get things back on track. :mrgreen:

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Post by Pyrrho » Wed Aug 23, 2017 10:43 am

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Post by Pyrrho » Thu Aug 24, 2017 10:38 am

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Post by Abdul Alhazred » Thu Aug 24, 2017 1:27 pm

Meanwhile, what country is it exactly who demand Poland to give up their national sovereignty for the good of Europe?

Hint: It's unsafe for Jews to walk down the street in a Yarmulke there.
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Post by Grammatron » Thu Aug 24, 2017 1:56 pm

Russia?

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Post by Abdul Alhazred » Thu Aug 24, 2017 1:58 pm

Grammatron wrote:Russia?
That's going around a lot is it? :|

Hint #2: It's unsafe for Jews to walk down the street in a Yarmulke there, but not because of the natives.
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Post by Grammatron » Thu Aug 24, 2017 2:59 pm

Sir, this is a shitpost thread, don't make people give real answers.

My second guess would be Turkey.

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Post by Nyarlathotep » Thu Aug 24, 2017 3:04 pm

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Post by Abdul Alhazred » Thu Aug 24, 2017 3:10 pm

Merkeltopia.
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Post by Abdul Alhazred » Thu Aug 24, 2017 3:11 pm

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Post by WildCat » Thu Aug 24, 2017 7:34 pm

Abdul Alhazred wrote:Image
What civil war was there in 1886?
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Post by Nyarlathotep » Thu Aug 24, 2017 7:38 pm

WildCat wrote:
Abdul Alhazred wrote:Image
What civil war was there in 1886?

The drawing style looks like its from the Simpsons. If that was from a 1996 episode, the math is fine.

Hard to believe the show started in 1989, isn't it?
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Post by Grammatron » Thu Aug 24, 2017 7:42 pm

"Much Apu About Nothing", 1996

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Post by Abdul Alhazred » Fri Aug 25, 2017 3:48 pm

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