More Crushing Disappointment for Cleveland

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Re: More Crushing Disappointment for Cleveland

Post by Pyrrho » Mon Jul 02, 2018 11:22 pm

FINALLY gonna get rid of this eyesore.

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Re: More Crushing Disappointment for Cleveland

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Re: More Crushing Disappointment for Cleveland

Post by Grammatron » Mon Jul 02, 2018 11:31 pm

Pyrrho wrote:FINALLY gonna get rid of this eyesore.
I thought Nike are just replacing it with a new one.

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Re: More Crushing Disappointment for Cleveland

Post by Pyrrho » Tue Jul 03, 2018 12:20 am

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Re: More Crushing Disappointment for Cleveland

Post by RCC: Act II » Thu Jul 05, 2018 4:41 pm

Grammatron wrote:
Anaxagoras wrote:And he's outta there. Grammy's problem now. (or savior, take your pick)
We'll see. A great thing so far.
They signed McGee. Just ship the trophy to LA now.

I mean, I like McGee at the min. The other two knuckleheads, well... they did make it about 11% more likely I get league pass next year.

Stephenson? I wonder if LeBron called Michael Jordan or something..

LJ: So what do you miss about playing?

MJ: The titles and stuff were fun, but I really loved just destroying souls in practice. I completely derailed Drexler during the 92 Olympics, and I think Kwame Brown and Brad Sellers wince every time they see a bottle of Gatorade. That shit is fun. When they are on another team they can duck you or limit minutes and they know you won't just kick the shit out of them during a game. In practice they have nowhere to run and if shit gets real less witnesses and people will cover for you.

LJ: Hmmmm..... Might have to try that. I know just the guy.

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Re: More Crushing Disappointment for Cleveland

Post by Grammatron » Thu Jul 05, 2018 5:03 pm

I think it's all part of a plan to get Draymond Green 8 technicals.

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Re: More Crushing Disappointment for Cleveland

Post by RCC: Act II » Thu Jul 05, 2018 7:07 pm

Grammatron wrote:I think it's all part of a plan to get Draymond Green 8 technicals.
I like yours better. Boogie gives extra value to that angle as well.

If early in game 5 of the conference finals, Stephenson manages to get Boogie and Draymond so mad they both try to punch him and he ducks so they punch each other and both get flagrant 2s... does everybody demand instituting and MVP awards for the whole playoffs so he can get it?

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Re: More Crushing Disappointment for Cleveland

Post by RCC: Act II » Thu Jul 05, 2018 7:08 pm

RCC: Act II wrote:
Grammatron wrote:Not sure if Cleveland got fleeced or a good overall deal.

http://www.espn.com/nba/story/_/id/2236 ... arry-nance
Cleveland just cleared LA's cap space for Lebron and another max deal next year. Which seems a bit foolish if Cleveland had any hope of his staying. LA could have gotten a pizza in return and this is a great deal for them just because of that.
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Re: More Crushing Disappointment for Cleveland

Post by Grammatron » Thu Jul 05, 2018 7:59 pm

RCC: Act II wrote:
Grammatron wrote:I think it's all part of a plan to get Draymond Green 8 technicals.
I like yours better. Boogie gives extra value to that angle as well.

If early in game 5 of the conference finals, Stephenson manages to get Boogie and Draymond so mad they both try to punch him and he ducks so they punch each other and both get flagrant 2s... does everybody demand instituting and MVP awards for the whole playoffs so he can get it?
He'll get a super double-secret MVP

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Re: More Crushing Disappointment for Cleveland

Post by Pyrrho » Fri Jul 06, 2018 5:38 am

Time for another bond issue and/or tax hike to pay for arena renovations.
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Re: More Crushing Disappointment for Cleveland

Post by RCC: Act II » Tue Jul 10, 2018 3:56 am

If that gets on a ballot it should say "I hear Seattle is nice" rather than "No."

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Re: More Crushing Disappointment for Cleveland

Post by Doctor X » Tue Jul 10, 2018 6:35 am

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The irony is, of course, that he would be only 1-6 if not for Ray Allen and Kyrie Irving.




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Re: More Crushing Disappointment for Cleveland

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Re: More Crushing Disappointment for Cleveland

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Re: More Crushing Disappointment for Cleveland

Post by Doctor X » Fri Aug 10, 2018 4:38 am

When Joe Jackson became the Worst Celebrity Father, Lonzo asked someone to hold his 40 ounce.

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Re: More Crushing Disappointment for Cleveland

Post by Pyrrho » Tue Aug 14, 2018 3:40 pm

Bud Light promises free beer vending machines when the Browns win! :hyper:
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Re: More Crushing Disappointment for Cleveland

Post by Doctor X » Tue Aug 14, 2018 4:12 pm

Safe gamble. . . .

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Re: More Crushing Disappointment for Cleveland

Post by Doctor X » Wed Aug 15, 2018 1:12 am

Just heard: it is called "Victory Beer."

They will replace the beer every month if it is not consumed.

The number of "Victory Beers" that would have been drank last year?

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Re: More Crushing Disappointment for Cleveland

Post by Pyrrho » Wed Aug 15, 2018 1:18 am

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ten_Cent_Beer_Night
Ten Cent Beer Night was a promotion held by Major League Baseball's Cleveland Indians during a game against the Texas Rangers at Cleveland Stadium on Tuesday, June 4, 1974.

The idea behind the promotion was to attract more fans to the game by offering 12 fluid ounce (355 ml) cups of 3.2% beer for just 10 cents each, a substantial discount on the regular price of 65 cents, with a limit of six beers per purchase but with no limit on the number of purchases made during the game.[1] During the game, fans became heavily intoxicated, culminating in a riot in the ninth inning which caused the game to be forfeited due to the crowd's uncontrollable rowdiness and because the game could not be resumed in a timely manner.[2]
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Re: More Crushing Disappointment for Cleveland

Post by Doctor X » Wed Aug 15, 2018 1:20 am

One of the greatest Epic FAILs of sports marketing.

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