Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by gnome » Tue Oct 09, 2018 4:47 am

Fail to the Queefs, they're the ones we all say "Fail" to
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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by Anaxagoras » Tue Oct 09, 2018 5:15 am

I realize that the standings may not be finalized yet but I should have the Dolts added for my week 5 pick.
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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by Doctor X » Tue Oct 09, 2018 5:24 am

They are not, but thanks for the reminder.

--J.D.

P.S. They are . . . you know . . . still "Current?"

P.P.S. You are going to make me move them to a new page?

P.P.P.S. Good thing I am in a good mood.
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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by Doctor X » Tue Oct 09, 2018 5:27 am

:bricks: Current Week Six Standings:

12 shemp ATL (1), Car (3), Den (2), Mia (3), Jax (3)
12 Radrick Hou (2), Car (3), Den (2), Mia (3), Was (2)

11 gnome ATL (1), Cin (4), Mia (3), Jax (3)

10 Wildcat ATL (1), Sea (2), Den (2), Min (2), Jax (3)
10 Evolver Hou (2), Den (2), Mia (3), Jax (3)

7 Anaxagoras Car (3), SF (1), Min (2), Ind (1)
6 Doctor X Oak (1), Den (2), Jax (3)
5 Pyrrho Hou (2), Mia (3)
5 Enchantress ATL (1), Den (2), Sea (2)
4 izittrue Dal (2), Den (2)
4 Grammatron Oak (1), LAC (3)


As always, check my math . . . yes, you may use your fingers. . . .



shemp, Radrick, and . . . yeah . . . gnome say "Hello Cleveland!"


Seemed appropriate. . . .

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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by Doctor X » Tue Oct 09, 2018 5:28 am

:Waaaah: Week Six Pickies:
LoserTeamResult
Evolver the Excellent Queefs :D
Anaxagoras* 頭がいい Queefs :D
His Humble MagNIfIcence Queefs :D
Pyrrho the Profound Queefs :D
gnome* the gnostic Queefs :D
Enchantress Bungles :D
izittrue* the intelligent Queefs :D
Radrick the Rational Queefs :D
:Mockering: Wildcat the Willy Wiper Flats :Waaaah:
:Mockering: Grammatron the Giz Guzzler Flats :Waaaah:
shemp* the shantastic Queefs :D
*NFL Schedule

--J.D.

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"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power."--asthmatic camel
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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by Pyrrho » Tue Oct 09, 2018 1:54 pm

Queefs
The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.

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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by Anaxagoras » Tue Oct 09, 2018 10:05 pm

Queefs for #MeToo me too.
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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by shemp » Wed Oct 10, 2018 1:58 am

I'll jump on the Queefs bandwagon too. Once again, not confidently.
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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by shemp » Wed Oct 10, 2018 3:37 am

Off topic, but the Sox had it all the way, never in doubt.
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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by Doctor X » Wed Oct 10, 2018 3:48 am

Pants.

Does anyone have a change of pants?

I am asking for a friend.

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DocX: FTW.--sparks
"Doctor X wins again."--Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry."--His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
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Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power."--asthmatic camel
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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by Doctor X » Wed Oct 10, 2018 5:09 am

Meanwhile:







--J.D.
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"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry."--His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by Doctor X » Wed Oct 10, 2018 7:01 am






What?

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"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by izittrue » Wed Oct 10, 2018 11:40 pm

KC queefs to lose on I’ve been waiting all day for Sunday night.
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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by Doctor X » Fri Oct 12, 2018 10:09 pm



--J.D.
Mob of the Mean: Free beanie, cattle-prod and Charley Fan Club!
"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out."--Don
DocX: FTW.--sparks
"Doctor X wins again."--Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry."--His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power."--asthmatic camel
"just like Doc X said." --gnome

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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by Evolver » Fri Oct 12, 2018 10:32 pm

Queefs to make an embarrassing sound,
2016 & 2018 NFL "Sorry To Make You Cry" Challenge Champion

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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by Anaxagoras » Sat Oct 13, 2018 1:53 am

Queefs
A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool.
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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by Grammatron » Sun Oct 14, 2018 4:31 am

Flats

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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by Pyrrho » Sun Oct 14, 2018 9:52 pm

Squealers won on a pick play.
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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by Anaxagoras » Mon Oct 15, 2018 3:24 am

How's the old underwear holding up Doc? :D
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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by Doctor X » Mon Oct 15, 2018 3:39 am

Actually, not that, I had already changed it when the Princess explained that giving him two runs is not enough.

Though one of our players contacted me over some really bad calls. How they did not call the hold that allowed the kick-off run is beyond me. Nevertheless, the Good Guys Won.

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DocX: FTW.--sparks
"Doctor X wins again."--Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry."--His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power."--asthmatic camel
"just like Doc X said." --gnome

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