The REAL ultimate thread ever. No shit this time.

[Abdul Alhazred]

Mass transit in Atlantis



More evidences:





Here are Atlantean subway cars being retrieved from the ocean near the Canary Islands.
The noted atlanteologist Rich Galiano led the expedition.




Did SHE ride the subway?



Of course the problem wasn't the mermaid thing. She was one-tenth Negro.


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[xouper]

Here are Atlantean subway cars being retrieved from the ocean near the Canary Islands.
The noted atlanteologist Rich Galiano led the expedition.

Wow. I never knew. Thanks for these evidences.

[Captain Xpendable]

Here are Atlantean subway cars being retrieved from the ocean near the Canary Islands.
The noted atlanteologist Rich Galiano led the expedition.

Cool, I can't wait to find out what metal they were made of, all these years and they hardly look like they've been in the water at all.

And the American flags prove the Atlantians were Psychic, they foresaw that we would find them.

[Abdul Alhazred]

And the American flags prove the Atlantians were Psychic, they foresaw that we would find them.

Was Betsy Ross one of them?

Note that the arrangement of stars corresponds to no known constellation
-- as seen from Earth.

[Abdul Alhazred]

Atlantean carpet:

[DrMatt]

<br>Mass transit in Atlantis

There is only one Mass transit.

[xouper]

Atlantean carpet:

http://img141.imageshack.us/img141/8752/vgarugej6.jpg

That's a good one.

[Abdul Alhazred]

Speaking of Nazis ...

I've gone over this before but it needs repeating in the REAL ultimate thread ever.



NAZI BASES IN ANTARCTICA

...

It is interesting that the re-united East and West Germany is paving the way for the 'unification' of Europe. For instance, all economic bar-codes must be processed through Germany, Germany is trying to impose enforced nepotistic career restrictions where one's career is determined by the family one is born into, a British news agency spoke of investigations of the Bavarian secret service who were reportedly smuggling weapons grade plutonium into Germany from a nuclear black market operation they had established in the former Soviet States, the Illuminati has its base in Germany [Bavaria], and Germany has been the most active country in the international drive for Internet censorship and control. In other words, Democracy seems to be dying a painful death in Germany, IF it ever really existed there in the first place. As for Neu Schwabenland, the construction and secret projects in Antarctica continued throughout the entire course of the war.

...

THE NAZI-UFO CONNECTION

...

And if all this isn't enough to satisfy your appetite, learn what freedom loving German nationals have discoverered from their own in depth research into the secret Antarctic programs of the National Socialist party.

Above and beyond all of this, there are reports of a 'possible' Draco-Nazi connection to the base near or under the Denver International Airport.

And a MAJOR CONTROL CENTER for Nazi-Draco collaboration under the Gizeh plateau of Egypt.

Also in addition to reports that Nazi's had established a collaboration with the Dracos, there are claims this led to the genetic engineering of 'Nazi' personnel who looked like blond 'Aryans' yet had draconian characteristics also, like four fingers, telepathic abilities, etc...

...

Aryan UFOs & Antarctic Bases - A Realistic Appraisal

Ernst Zundel replies

...

I believe I can claim at least some familiarity with the UFO topic, having authored and published some small booklets on Nazi UFOs in the late '60s and early '70s - before I was forced by Germany's enemies to tackle the hoary and fraudulent "Holocaust" claims , which put an end to my youthful fascination and explorations of the esoteric. This political derailing of my life caused me to become a serious activist and made me dedicate my life to the clearing of my people's and country's reputation by debunking an untrue accusation. Had my enemies left me alone, who knows what flights of fancy might I have endulged in instead?

...

NAZI UFOS TO ATTACK U.S.

AMERICA faces invasion by an armada of Nazi flying saucers -- launched from a secret underground base in Antarctica where they've been housed since World War II!

That's the horrifying claim of a National Security Agency source, who says global warming is to blame.

"Because of excess greenhouse gases in the atmosphere, the Antarctic ice is rapidly melting -- depriving German scientists, SS officers and their families of their sanctuary,' declares the source.

"Their 'final solution' is to conquer America."

The source claims that images collected by U.S. spy satellites reveal that at least 420 of the menacing saucers, each about 90-feet in diameter, emerged from the now-partially exposed base and are hovering over the continent -- waiting to attack.

...

[Doctor X]

I love the quote by Zundel; it just encapsulates his racist insanity.

--J.D.

[Abdul Alhazred]

<br>Another unexplained phenomenon!


[ image removed because phenomenon no longer unexplained. Sorry. ]

[Kristopher]

<br>Another unexplained phenomenon!


<img src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/a/ae/BruschettaWiki.jpg/644px-BruschettaWiki.jpg" width=400>

BRUSCHETTA GONE WRONG!

[DrMatt]

<br>Another unexplained phenomenon!


<img src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/a/ae/BruschettaWiki.jpg/644px-BruschettaWiki.jpg" width=400>

BRUSCHETTA GONE WRONG!

There's six of 'em! It makes a six-pointed star! Proof of the Jewish comsparisy!

[Abdul Alhazred]

... the Jewish comsparisy!

You mean there's some other kind?

[Doctor X]

<br>Another unexplained phenomenon!


<img src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/a/ae/BruschettaWiki.jpg/644px-BruschettaWiki.jpg" width=400>

BRUSCHETTA GONE WRONG!

Or . . .







. . . is it . . .











. . .






















. . . a . . .
















Bruschi Conspiracy?!!! [?--Ed.]






We could consider this a "nubile busty lass":



but then you would have to deal with him:



--J.D.

[Kristopher]

I'm going with Bruschi Conspiracy?!!! (I lack an Editor for the final Question Mark).

[Abdul Alhazred]

OK, you've given it a name.

But have you EXPLAINED THE PHENOMENON?


















Well?














I didn't think so.

[Kristopher]

Ingredients

1 loaf French Bread, cut into 3/4" thick slices

6 cloves minced Garlic

3 diced Tomatoes

1/2 cup chopped fresh Basil

Salt And Pepper

3/4 cup Extra Virgin Olive Oil

Directions

Mix together the tomato, garlic, basil, 1/2 cup olive oil, salt and pepper to taste and let marinate.

Preheat oven to 350.

Lightly coat one side of each slice of bread with remaining olive oil and place on a baking sheet. Toast for 7 minutes. (if cooking on the grill, place over medium heat for 4 - 6 minutes).

Spread with tomato/basil mixture on the oiled side of bread before serving.

[Abdul Alhazred]

Wooldridge: That's what they want you to think.

[Kristopher]

They want me to think?

[Abdul Alhazred]

They want me to think?

A wiseass.

Why don't you go back to Antarctica with all the other Nazis?

[Kristopher]

They want me to think?

A wiseass.

Why don't you go back to Antarctica with all the other Nazis?

I'm too thin for Antarctica. And besides, they all moved to Quebec.

[Doctor X]

OK, you've given it a name.

But have you EXPLAINED THE PHENOMENON?


















Well?

All we need for a founding figure is a name and a place.

We cannot explain it; it is ineffable and stuff.

We can only recognize it:

[Abdul Alhazred]

<br>Very ironic when you think about it.


After an overdose of this:

<img src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/a/ae/BruschettaWiki.jpg/644px-BruschettaWiki.jpg" height=313>


The antidote is this:

<img src="http://brioschi-usa.com/images/brioschi-large-trans.gif" height=313>

[Kristopher]

It's because of Atlantis.

[Abdul Alhazred]

Bumping to prevent the truth from being buried.

[Doctor X]

You mean "drowned."

Sorry to make you cry.

J&D

[DrMatt]

You mean "drowned."

Sorry to make you cry.

J&D

How can you tell when a mermaid is shedding tears?

[izittrue]

she has red eyes
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[skeptica]

You guys are cracking me up, as usual.

[Abdul Alhazred]

You guys are cracking me up, as usual.

[DrMatt]

You guys are cracking me up, as usual.

See, A nubile busty lass has appeared right on cue!

[Abdul Alhazred]

[Doctor X]

Stalk!

jd

[DrMatt]

Stalk!

jd

No, really, man, styping!

[Abdul Alhazred]

This thread is the real deal!

[Abdul Alhazred]

Best thread of 2006!

[Kilik]

This is just a wannabe thread that is trying to copy a real thread

[ed]

This is just a wannabe thread that is trying to copy a real thread

Do you know how to feel embaressment?

[Abdul Alhazred]

This is just a wannabe thread that is trying to copy a real thread

Kilik
My parents suck

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[Abdul Alhazred]

Just too damn awesome not to be bumped again.

Will be best thread of 2007, too!