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Sparlock the Warrior Wizard

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Mon Jun 04, 2012 12:51 am

http://www.atheistgeeknews.com/what-is- ... e-2567.htm

:lmao:
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Re: Sparlock the Warrior Wizard

Postby DrMatt » Mon Jun 04, 2012 1:19 am

Skimmed article, didn't watch any videos.
Uh, okay.
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Re: Sparlock the Warrior Wizard

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Mon Jun 04, 2012 1:35 am

DrMatt wrote:Skimmed article, didn't watch any videos.
Uh, okay.


Not bored enough to watch "lesson 2"?

Maybe later. :P
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Re: Sparlock the Warrior Wizard

Postby Nyarlathotep » Mon Jun 04, 2012 5:41 am

Seems he needs to be made "official"...

====== Created Using Wizards of the Coast D&D Character Builder ======
Sparlock, level 10
Human, Swordmage
Build: Shielding Swordmage
Swordmage Aegis Option: Aegis of Shielding
Human Power Selection Option: Heroic Effort
Wrongs to be Righted (+2 to Endurance)
Theme: Wizard's Apprentice

FINAL ABILITY SCORES
STR 11, CON 18, DEX 10, INT 20, WIS 11, CHA 10

STARTING ABILITY SCORES
STR 11, CON 16, DEX 10, INT 16, WIS 11, CHA 10


AC: 27 Fort: 22 Ref: 23 Will: 20
HP: 92 Surges: 12 Surge Value: 23

TRAINED SKILLS
Arcana +18, Athletics +10, Endurance +16, History +15, Intimidate +10

UNTRAINED SKILLS
Acrobatics +5, Bluff +5, Diplomacy +5, Dungeoneering +5, Heal +5, Insight +5, Nature +5, Perception +5, Religion +10, Stealth +5, Streetwise +5, Thievery +5

POWERS
Basic Attack: Melee Basic Attack
Basic Attack: Ranged Basic Attack
Wizard's Apprentice Attack: Color Orb
Human Racial Power: Heroic Effort
Swordmage Feature: Aegis of Shielding
Wizard Attack 1: Magic Missile
Swordmage Attack 1: Frigid Blade
Swordmage Attack 1: Lightning Lure
Swordmage Attack 1: Flame Cyclone
Swordmage Attack 1: Frost Backlash
Swordmage Utility 2: Fear No Elements
Wizard Attack 3: Shock Sphere
Wizard Attack 5: Fireball
Wizard Utility 6: Invisibility
Swordmage Attack 7: Flamewall Strike
Swordmage Attack 9: Beacon Blade
Swordmage Utility 10: Impenetrable Warding

FEATS
Level 1: Arcane Initiate
Level 1: Toughness
Level 2: Human Perseverance
Level 4: Novice Power
Level 6: Burn Everything
Level 8: Acolyte Power
Level 10: Adept Power

ITEMS
Challenge-Seeking Longsword +3 x1
Deathcut Leather Armor +2 x1
Lucky Charm +2 x1
Adventurer's Kit
====== End ======
"You see things aren't sequential. Good doesn't lead to good nor bad to bad. People steal, don't get caught. Live the good life. Others lie, cheat and get elected. Some people stop to help a stranded motorist and get taken out by a speeding semi. There's no accounting for it. How you play the cards you're dealt, that's all that matters." - Jigsaw
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Re: Sparlock the Warrior Wizard

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Mon Jun 04, 2012 9:04 am

Nyar gets it. Image
"If I turn in a sicko, will I get a reward?"
"Yes! A BIG REWARD!" ====> Click here to turn in a sicko
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Re: Sparlock the Warrior Wizard

Postby ed » Mon Jun 04, 2012 12:29 pm

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Re: Sparlock the Warrior Wizard

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Tue Jun 05, 2012 4:22 pm

Sparlock update: A new genre of fan fiction.

Want to write a Sparlock story where all the world can read it?
http://martianmigrainepress.com/submiss ... ior/wizard
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