The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

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Post by Nyarlathotep » Tue Aug 01, 2017 6:34 pm

"Good Artists borrow, great artists steal" - Pablo Picasso (maybe)
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Post by Nyarlathotep » Tue Aug 01, 2017 6:41 pm

"Anything is a dildo if you're brave enough" - Leonardo da Vinci
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Post by Rob Lister » Tue Aug 01, 2017 7:38 pm

Nyarlathotep wrote:"Anything is a dildo if you're brave enough" - Leonardo da Vinci
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Post by Abdul Alhazred » Tue Aug 01, 2017 7:39 pm

Nyarlathotep wrote:"Good Artists borrow, great artists steal" - Pablo Picasso (maybe)
Oscar Wilde?

Lester Del Rey?

:P
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Post by Nyarlathotep » Tue Aug 01, 2017 7:44 pm

Abdul Alhazred wrote:
Nyarlathotep wrote:"Good Artists borrow, great artists steal" - Pablo Picasso (maybe)
Oscar Wilde?

Lester Del Rey?

:P
Looks like the earliest instance of a saying along those lines was some asshole named W.H. Davenport Adams

Good Artists Copy; Great Artists Steal
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Post by Doctor X » Tue Aug 01, 2017 8:16 pm

I didn't say half the things I said.

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Nation Not Sure How Many Ex-Trump Staffers It Can Safely Reabsorb

WASHINGTON—Noting that the resignation of Anthony Scaramucci as White House communications director marked the ouster of the third top administration official in less than two weeks, a worried populace told reporters Monday that it was unsure how many former Trump staffers it could safely reabsorb. “Jesus, we can’t just take back these assholes all at once—we need time to process one before we get the next,” said 53-year-old Gregory Birch of Naperville, IL, echoing the concerns of 323 million Americans in also noting that the country was only now truly beginning to reintegrate former national security advisor Michael Flynn. “This is just not sustainable. I’d say we can handle maybe one or two more former members of Trump’s inner circle over the remainder of the year, but that’s it. This country has its limits.” At press time, the American populace was wearily hoping it had even 48 hours before it had to figure out how to take back Attorney General Jeff Sessions.
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Post by Pyrrho » Wed Aug 02, 2017 11:40 pm

Which one is Hillary?
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Post by Grammatron » Wed Aug 02, 2017 11:43 pm

The one with the open mouth and lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes.

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Post by Pyrrho » Thu Aug 03, 2017 10:43 pm

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Post by Nyarlathotep » Fri Aug 04, 2017 3:10 pm

Thinking about it this morning, the real shame of Scaramucci's firing is that the nation had come nowhere close to exhausting the well of 'Bohemian Rhapsody' jokes.

Now they are just going to pile up, unused and unloved, and rot away.
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Post by corplinx » Fri Aug 04, 2017 11:26 pm

Martin Skreli, the first political prisoner convicted on trumped on fraud charges because he trolled Congress and the media.

#FreeMartin

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Post by Abdul Alhazred » Fri Aug 04, 2017 11:36 pm

corplinx wrote:Martin Skreli, the first political prisoner convicted on trumped on fraud charges because he trolled Congress and the media.

#FreeMartin
Now THAT'S a shitpost. Extra heavy on the shit. :mrgreen:
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Post by Abdul Alhazred » Sat Aug 05, 2017 3:15 pm

Thieved :)
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