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| Abdul Alhazred |
| "If I turn in a sicko will I get a reward?" |
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Posted: Sat Dec 01, 2007 1:17 am |
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| scarlet_35 |
| fairly odd parent |
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sad to say but too often, that is true. Take out the knife, hit the lid, try to twist, if that doesn't work, find a man I guess I'm a wimp |
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Posted: Tue Dec 04, 2007 3:57 pm |
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| Vic Daring |
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And after the spanking... |
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_________________ Victim of the SBN (Search Button Nazis)
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Posted: Tue Dec 04, 2007 5:57 pm |
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| DrMatt |
| Music doesn't melt in your ear, it explodes in your brain |
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| I never noticed that Delmonte Ketchup was phallic. Before. Is that supposed to be a woman? Is it supposed to be human? |
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These two Fox morning monkeys are dancing on the tip of the shitberg. --Luke T
If masturbation led to homosexuality you'd think by now I'd at least have better fashion sense. --Grayman
The only thing worse than being told No is being told Yes out of laziness/incompetence as this can throw bad things into production environments. --Corplinx
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Posted: Wed Dec 05, 2007 1:41 am |
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| Andalyn |
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lol, my wife with a standard. I tried to teach her. Ed knows I tried... |
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100 COOL POINTS to NightG1 for finding my batboy picture. He Rocketh!
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Posted: Wed Dec 05, 2007 2:20 am |
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| clarsct |
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Wife drives a standard..did when I met her.
If I spanked her like that, I might need the coffee to keep up with her, afterwards.
Yes, she still asks me to open stuff, and feels no shame in doing so. |
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Posted: Fri Dec 07, 2007 2:55 am |
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| Yesterday it was a jar of peaches. She couldn't get it, and handed it to me. I tried untill it hurt, and handed it to my 15 year old son, then went lookig for a big enough pipe wrench. Between knives and can openers, they got it open. |
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Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2007 8:07 am |
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| Bruce |
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| Vic Daring wrote: |
And after the spanking... |
Holy crap! You could do that back in the day?  |
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Walking in San Francisco is fun. If you get tired you can lean against the sidewalk to catch your breath. -grayman
Some people who used to be interestingly cynical and unhappy become really dull and boring when things turn around for them. Can't say that about you! -Sam
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Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2007 8:16 am |
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| Andalyn |
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| Bruce wrote: | | Vic Daring wrote: |
And after the spanking... |
Holy crap! You could do that back in the day?  |
Now it's the other way 'round.  |
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100 COOL POINTS to NightG1 for finding my batboy picture. He Rocketh!
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