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Last post by Witness Sun Jan 17, 2021 2:32 am
We have a wolf!
by Witness » Sat Jan 16, 2021 1:10 am
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Caught by a game camera:
The first in 150 years.
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Paris???
Did I ever tell you how I pillaged Notre Dame?
Wanna hear it again?
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Last post by ed Sun Jan 17, 2021 1:25 am
Gripes
by Witness » Wed Jan 13, 2021 3:07 am
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Here's mine for today.
Relatively new dishwasher, just off guarantee (of course!), stopped working. The error code says something amiss with the...
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↑ Yup. But the former you can quantify, the latter not so much – easy choice for some type of thinking (i. e. Dilbert's boss).
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Last post by Witness Sun Jan 17, 2021 1:02 am
New Conspiracy Theories
by ed » Fri Dec 18, 2020 7:13 pm
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We are a creative lot. Seems we can originate some theories that might be more plausible than some of the crap out there ...
Here, chew on this one...
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↑ I thought we were all bots here? :notsure:
Well, you're actually me. Which I found quite disappointing.
I'm also Xouper.
Who am us anyways?
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Last post by izittrue Sat Jan 16, 2021 3:24 pm
Why Dogs are Better
by Rob Lister » Thu Jan 14, 2021 5:41 pm
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Fuck cats. If it weren't for kittens, cats would be extinct. <--irony
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Sometimes people leave and they don't come back.
After the death of my husband our dogs were (geez bereft is that even a word) and to this day they...
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Last post by Fid Thu Jan 14, 2021 10:05 pm
Welcome to phpBB 2
by skeptica » Wed Jun 02, 2004 9:58 pm
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This is an example post in your phpBB 2 installation. You may delete this post, this topic and even this forum if you like since everything seems to...
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Goddamnit Abdul
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Last post by robinson Thu Jan 14, 2021 1:59 pm
Changing it up for 2021
by Nyarlathotep » Thu Dec 31, 2020 6:21 am
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Normally, this is the time I would point out that next year sucks already. However, I would have to dip my genitals into a pool full of robot...
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But not that Joker.
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Last post by gnome Wed Jan 13, 2021 7:57 pm
Where have all the toothless cunts gone?
by The Atheist » Fri Jan 08, 2021 12:13 am
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You know - all those pieces of shit who have been supporting Trump and denying reality for the last four years?
Wildcat, Abdul? Anywhere?
Even...
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I'm not aware that he has two accounts there. How do you know this? I'm not asking you to give away his name. Do you suspect someone because of their...
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Last post by The Atheist Wed Jan 13, 2021 5:44 pm
Question of the Day
by Nyarlathotep » Wed Jan 06, 2021 3:31 am
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Why do some place names get an arbitrary The in front of them but others don't. Like The Bronx or The Congo but not The Brazil or The Maryland ?
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That, I think is a US/UK thing. Like going to hospital, or going on holiday.
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Last post by gnome Thu Jan 07, 2021 8:09 pm
Irrelevant stories
by ed » Tue Jan 05, 2021 11:26 am
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Meghan Markle's estranged half-sister Samantha Markle releasing memoir
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I don’t know who either of those people are
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Last post by robinson2 Tue Jan 05, 2021 5:55 pm
Greetings 2021
by Pyrrho » Fri Jan 01, 2021 1:23 pm
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Welcome to the New Year, same as the Old Year.
:De_Bunk:
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Only $399k in Detroit! :hyper:
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Last post by Pyrrho Sat Jan 02, 2021 5:52 am
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Last post by Pyrrho Fri Jan 01, 2021 12:53 pm
Me, speaking to mental health professionals...
by asthmatic camel » Mon Dec 21, 2020 8:48 am
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This happens from time to time. Because I'm a fucking nutter.
Last night, it went something like this...
MHF 1, Didn't I see you with Dr....
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Was Francis Urquart's choice.
– J.D.
P.S. Sorry I did not see this earlier, AC . Hope you are doing better. At least it is not 2020 anymore.
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Last post by Doctor X Fri Jan 01, 2021 6:38 am
Oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy
by ed » Tue Dec 29, 2020 9:47 pm
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:D :D :D :D :D :D :D
Email 1
We are pleased to inform you that an amount of 1,500,000.00 Euro has been donated and gifted to you and your family by...
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They want my contact details
> I have made life worth living for myself and my family, it is my hope
> that you are able to receive this money, all...
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Last post by ed Thu Dec 31, 2020 10:50 pm
Brought to life
by ed » Wed Dec 30, 2020 6:19 pm
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Amazing ... check out the chinese/Philapino chick :shock:
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Different point maybe.
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Last post by ed Thu Dec 31, 2020 11:02 am
Harambe
by ed » Fri Aug 26, 2016 6:44 pm
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and Cheetah ... united for eternity.
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↑ There are other things on the Space Station: The ashes of James Doohan — Scotty from Star Trek — are aboard the International Space Station ....
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Last post by Witness Thu Dec 31, 2020 4:06 am
Something good came out of 2020 after all
by Nyarlathotep » Tue Dec 29, 2020 2:59 am
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For me at least.
As some of you may recall, a little over a year ago my piece of shit brother in law tried to murder my sister. Well, it turns out...
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If the fucktard recovers and finds Jesus let us know.
Maybe we could arrange a kidney stone or two.
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Last post by Fid Wed Dec 30, 2020 3:17 am
How?
by ed » Tue Dec 29, 2020 11:18 am
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Last post by Grammatron Tue Dec 29, 2020 9:08 pm
Speak only in quotations
by robinson2 » Tue Dec 29, 2020 4:35 pm
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“Behind every great fortune lies a great crime.”
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NUTS! --Brigadier General Anthony Clement McAuliffe, 1944.
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Last post by Pyrrho Tue Dec 29, 2020 8:01 pm
The British Food for ed Thread
by asthmatic camel » Mon Dec 07, 2020 1:01 pm
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Perfect!!!
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.
So the real question, meseems, would be: is there really nothing tasty to eat there?
Plenty. Just look further than the traditional stuff on that...
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Last post by Witness Mon Dec 28, 2020 1:16 am
Crazy college stories
by gnome » Thu Dec 24, 2020 3:30 pm
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Suggested by xouper.
If willing, include the name of the school and the year--that's how I noticed xouper and I both went to USF.
I'll kick it off...
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My first attempt to get admitted to grad school is a crazy example of bypassing the rules.
After I got my undergrad degree (BABA: Bachelor of Arts...
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Last post by xouper Sat Dec 26, 2020 11:07 pm
Abdul Alhazred Appreciation Thread
by Nyarlathotep » Thu Jul 04, 2019 9:12 pm
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So I was reading up on a couple of locations in New York that are used a lot in movies and came across this little article, that I figured AA (as an...
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I really do not want to know what Abdul is riding.
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Last post by ed Fri Dec 25, 2020 11:03 am
Dad jokes and humor
by Bruce » Mon Apr 16, 2018 12:20 pm
I might not be the best dad in the world, but I was born for dad jokes. Gotta start documenting.
Dad, what's circular reasoning?
It' reasoning that...
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Last post by Anaxagoras Thu Dec 24, 2020 11:48 pm
Nom de Guerre
by ed » Wed Dec 23, 2020 11:58 am
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When the inevitable hostilities commence we will all need an identity.
Lister will be Popeye
Anax will be Lily livered, furriner loving turncoat...
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captain manatee
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Last post by ed Thu Dec 24, 2020 4:15 pm
For Gnome
by xouper » Fri Dec 18, 2020 10:04 am
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Just for fun . . . A PolyGnomial Equation:
One of the comments asks if their professor is Gnome Chomsky. :LOL2:
Bonus points if you get the K 2...
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Worth the hype. Thank you!
:lol:
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Last post by gnome Thu Dec 24, 2020 2:07 pm
optical illusion
by Bruce » Tue Jan 22, 2013 2:50 am
The more you watch, the more freaky and distorted the faces appear.
Except for Tom Cruise.
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Last post by Witness Thu Dec 24, 2020 12:27 am
A holiday mystery solved
by xouper » Wed Dec 23, 2020 1:07 pm
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I got this in yesterday's haul of free kindle books from amazon.
Still free as I write this, so get it while you can.
Santa's Smelly Socks!
The...
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For those who have forgotten, perhaps I should have included a link that explains my hobby of collecting free kindle books from Amazon:
In that...
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Last post by xouper Wed Dec 23, 2020 10:56 pm
Xmas Gifts
by Rob Lister » Thu Nov 26, 2020 3:58 pm
Share your gift ideas here.
My 3 year old granddaughter is going to get a 1 year subscription to Kiwi Koala Crates.
Very cool gift for youngin's...
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Last post by Witness Tue Dec 22, 2020 2:22 am
Abdul?
by Anaxagoras » Sun Dec 20, 2020 2:00 pm
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He hasn't posted here since November 30, which seems unusual.
Anyone know?
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Dr. Matt has his real email.
:(
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Last post by Rob Lister Sun Dec 20, 2020 5:13 pm
Most and all
by ed » Sun Dec 20, 2020 1:28 pm
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If the number of things = 2 then does most = 2 also? Is that the only time when Most = all?
Yes, I have time on my hands, why do you ask?
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I got your words right here
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Last post by robinson2 Sun Dec 20, 2020 5:09 pm
Malarkey and other words that should not die.
by ed » Sun Dec 13, 2020 1:19 pm
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Malarkey is a good one and thanks to Joe for bringing it back from the dead.
Bob's your uncle is odd to american ears. What it means is there we go...
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“Once your toes are snugly pantofled , you can stagger off to the bathroom, pausing only to look at the little depression that you have left in your...
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Last post by Witness Sun Dec 20, 2020 1:03 am
Snow puonds the North East
by ed » Thu Dec 17, 2020 11:21 am
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hahahahahahahahahahahaha
beach3.jpg
hahahahahahaha
Have a faggy drink with an umbrella in it
hahahahaha
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You guys have snow? :shock:
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Last post by Witness Fri Dec 18, 2020 2:44 am
Televisions
by ed » Mon Dec 14, 2020 1:56 pm
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If Cool hand were alive he'd tell me what to do.
So I've been thinking of upgrading my 10 year old 65 Samsung. Last night we hear fzzzit fizzzz...
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Both noise and bandwidth are closely related.
..
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Last post by sparks Thu Dec 17, 2020 5:29 am
Not sure what to make of this
by ed » Tue Dec 15, 2020 2:36 pm
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Legit news source.
A man was found dead with a neck wound and a hacksaw next to his body in Manhattan’s Central Park and police suspect he may have...
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Must have been a Browns fan.
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Last post by Pyrrho Tue Dec 15, 2020 2:53 pm
Mowing
by Pyrrho » Sat Jun 06, 2020 8:12 pm
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Should I mow or not. That is the question.
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I've got an axe to grind with him.
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Last post by shemp Tue Dec 15, 2020 2:10 am
Sleeping in Winter
by Bruce » Wed Dec 09, 2020 6:54 am
It's fucking cold.
Time to pull out the trusty blankets.
Finally cozy. Fall asleep.
Body gets too hot under these blankets and sweats....
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Last post by Witness Mon Dec 14, 2020 1:54 am
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Last post by Hotarubi Fri Dec 11, 2020 9:32 pm
Asthmatic Camel's Nerdy Modelling Thread.
by asthmatic camel » Tue Oct 08, 2019 12:31 am
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As opposed to NBL-type modelling, just to clarify, and separate from the Fag-o-Cycling thread which, while nerdy, is not quite this nerdy.
Some of...
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if you've seen one cow, you've seen them all
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Last post by Rob Lister Fri Dec 11, 2020 8:22 am
Something I really miss
by Nyarlathotep » Mon Nov 30, 2020 3:52 am
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Being able to come here without someone hurling abuse at me. I don't get why if I so much as show my head here, I have someone launching INSTANTLY...
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Ha — I'd forgotten all about that thread. A blast from the past.
Seems to me, the problem of censorship in this country (and elsewhere) has only...
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Last post by xouper Thu Dec 10, 2020 10:40 pm
Shemp's retirement countdown
by shemp » Wed Dec 02, 2020 7:28 pm
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Target date: Dec. 31, 2022.
Countdown: 2 years, 0 months, 29 days.
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Nearly 30 Million Baby Boomers Forced Into Unwanted Retirement
In the third quarter of 2020, roughly 28.6 million Baby Boomers have left the job...
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Last post by Witness Tue Dec 08, 2020 4:04 am
Krampusnacht
by Pyrrho » Sat Dec 05, 2020 10:27 pm
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December 5!
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the boy is forced to wear a poofy sailor suit while being stuffed into a laundry basket.
Please keep the Royal Navy out of this :x
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Last post by ed Sun Dec 06, 2020 1:33 pm
Vertigo
by Witness » Tue Dec 10, 2013 3:53 am
That was an interesting sub-thread in Kitten pics . As I'm very prone to that special dizziness, let's say it's cathartic…
Help (?) me, post your...
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Last post by Witness Thu Dec 03, 2020 12:52 am
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Last post by ed Wed Dec 02, 2020 2:48 am
Thanksgiving 2020
by ed » Wed Nov 11, 2020 11:34 am
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Oh yeah1!!!!!!!!
The GOBBLER!!!!!!!
This year my friends, this year.
Adventure, danger, incipient agonizing death!!!
What could epitomize...
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Where’s the Boss keen puppet when you need him
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Last post by robinson Wed Dec 02, 2020 1:32 am
Happy birthday, AC!
by Witness » Sun Nov 29, 2020 11:33 pm
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55, wow, so young!
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He looks like shit though.
At least he doesn't smell like shit like you.
Happy Birthday AC! You're still just a pup!
That is true but is very...
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Last post by ed Mon Nov 30, 2020 12:16 pm
Happy birthday, shemp!
by Witness » Sat Nov 21, 2020 4:20 pm
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63, you old geezer… :roll:
:guitar: :birthday: :rimshot:
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be careful. too many of those birthday things will kill you.
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Last post by Rob Lister Sun Nov 29, 2020 4:46 pm
People that actually work for a living.
by Rob Lister » Wed Sep 11, 2019 2:57 pm
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I'm a fan of this guy. He and his father run a large--~500 cow--dairy farm. His work-ethic is extraordinary. I doubt he ever gets laid. I hope makes...
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Not only does this guy work his ass off, he's also a cancer survivor. Respect.
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Last post by Pyrrho Sun Nov 29, 2020 12:08 am
The Get My Mind Right Thread
by Pyrrho » Thu Nov 26, 2020 3:39 pm
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So...the well pump started leaking. Naturally, I unplugged it. Called the plumber and they don't replace those anymore. Have to call someone in a...
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– J.D.
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Last post by ed Tue Nov 24, 2020 1:36 am
Best Headlines of this political season
by ed » Fri Mar 06, 2020 1:13 pm
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As Tim Gunn says : edit thoughtfully!!
Also True is a relative term. Remember:
ed humpty dumpty 1.jpg
Herewith the first one.
Warren Returns To...
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heh heh
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