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Sorry to Make You Cry XVI
by Doctor X » Sun Sep 06, 2020 6:42 am
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After MORE than a decade . . . of dominance and nearly two decades of Dynasty !!
From The Office of the Two Three Time Grand Champion
The...
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Did I win?
That would jinx winning. :lol:
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SINCE THE CHICAGO CUBS LAST WON THE WORLD SERIES...
by grayman » Wed Apr 03, 2013 11:31 am
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20 THINGS THAT HAVE HAPPENED SINCE THE CHICAGO CUBS LAST WON THE WORLD SERIES:
1. Radio was invented; Cub fans got to hear their team lose.
2. TV...
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--J.D.
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Last post by Doctor X Sun Apr 21, 2013 1:39 am
In case you missed the Devin Ware leg break
by Rob Lister » Thu Apr 04, 2013 2:06 pm
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ILmfFBICuC0
I could only watch it once.
:?
Wild. Just landed on it. Not even landing on it wrong really.
--snap--
broke like a twig.
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Moments like this is how I know we as people are not desensitized to violence.
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Last post by Grammatron Thu Apr 04, 2013 4:22 pm
Crowd injured in NASCAR crash
by Rob Lister » Sun Feb 24, 2013 2:23 pm
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A NASCAR race at the Daytona International Speedway today was disrupted by a harrowing crash that sent debris flying into the stands and left some...
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We have come a LONG way from the East German Womens _____ Team.
Moi as Wee Spud : By all that is holy, that's an ugly woman!
Me Dad : If she...
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Last post by Doctor X Sun Mar 03, 2013 2:23 am
Lance Armstrong
by Rob Lister » Fri Oct 12, 2012 11:33 pm
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One ball. Two peddles. Tons of trouble.
Discuss.
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(Newser) – Contrary to comments yesterday by a US attorney, federal agents are investigating Lance Armstrong for criminal activity, ABC News reports....
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Last post by Cool Hand Wed Feb 06, 2013 7:28 pm
Here Ya Go, A-Fraud *
by Doctor X » Tue Jan 29, 2013 7:22 pm
BWA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!
The records of players' use, given to the New Times by a former employee at Bosch's Biogenesis clinic, are especially...
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Last post by Doctor X Tue Jan 29, 2013 7:22 pm
Fail captioning fail?
by gnome » Fri Jan 18, 2013 2:30 am
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The interesting thing here is not the failures, but the engrish captions... including engrish onomatopoeia...
Bwrg7oAWVps
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Hilarious!
Thanks, Gnome.
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Last post by asthmatic camel Mon Jan 21, 2013 12:20 pm
*
by Cool Hand » Wed Jan 09, 2013 11:02 pm
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Good for the baseball writers. 2013 will see 0 inductees, as the writers deemed that none of the 37 first-time-eligible baseball players from the...
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And now with * a Hall of Shame.
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Last post by hammegk Thu Jan 10, 2013 2:01 am
So, is this "sports" or "recreation"?
by specious_reasons » Tue Nov 27, 2012 2:10 pm
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Former White Sox catcher Carlton Fisk has been charged with DUI after police in New Lenox said they found him passed out in a pickup truck in a farm...
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I guess he could have tried to claim he drove into the corn field and then drank the bottle of vodka and took a nap. :wink:
Standard defense,...
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Last post by RCC Wed Jan 09, 2013 2:16 pm
Johnny Football
by Anaxagoras » Wed Dec 12, 2012 12:48 pm
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Best sports nickname ever (if he can live up to it)
So far he is. Heisman trophy winner as a freshman.
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When I was a kid they called me Mr. Baseball . . . because of the stitches.
- Emo Philips
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Last post by grayman Thu Dec 13, 2012 10:59 pm
Fireman Ed quits
by Evolver » Mon Nov 26, 2012 12:30 pm
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Fireman Ed left the game halway through last Thursday, as the Patriots were embarrassing the Jets. He says he will continue to go to games, but not...
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--J.D.
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Last post by Doctor X Wed Dec 05, 2012 5:14 am
I want to fly too!
by Rob Lister » Wed Oct 24, 2012 7:04 pm
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The local JW club ladies just stopped by. They're very pleasant. Rather too old for me, even at my advanced age of 50 (something) and, honestly, they...
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She said no. She laughed first. Thought I was joking. Then she realized I was serious and said no.
I'll work on her.
When my wife and I hooked up...
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Last post by DrMatt Tue Nov 13, 2012 10:10 pm
Porn, AIDS and You!!
by ed » Mon Nov 05, 2012 9:43 pm
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The industry’s medical consultants say that about 350,000 sex scenes have been shot without condoms since 2004, and H.I.V. has not been transmitted...
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industry’s medical consultants
They don't know that ... just sayin'.
If they said, We know of no ... it would be more believable.
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Last post by Rob Lister Mon Nov 05, 2012 9:52 pm
Tebow sends cease and desist letter...
by grayman » Fri May 18, 2012 11:19 am
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...to maker of Jesus-y Jets T-shirts
And yes, when you think of Jesus and the Jets together, you probably think of Tebow, but the shirt itself...
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He's getting you ready for Florida.
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2012 mlb regular season in the books
by Anaxagoras » Fri Oct 05, 2012 11:04 am
Interesting new twist to the postseason this year with an extra wildcard game.
In the AL though, the Rangers and the Orioles finished with the same...
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Last post by Anaxagoras Fri Oct 05, 2012 11:04 am
Art Modell
by Pyrrho » Fri Sep 07, 2012 11:41 pm
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Yeah, day late and a dollar short.
How about those Browns Ravens .
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Local radio loudmouth broadcasted a long interview with Art from 2007. Art portrayed himself as a helpless, misunderstood philanthropist who was...
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Last post by Zombie Abdul Sat Aug 25, 2012 8:05 pm
He's baaaaaack!
by Evolver » Sat Aug 25, 2012 3:10 pm
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Raw Jerk Lemons is back, pitching for the Sugarland Skeeters (a good team for hin, as he is now just a nuisance buzzing around).
Speculation is that...
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Unless it is entirely for a charity, it is a yet another self-serving attempt to avoid the HoF voting. About two years ago, enough of the Old Farts...
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Last post by Evolver Fri Aug 17, 2012 11:17 pm
Soon . . .
by Doctor X » Tue Aug 07, 2012 9:54 am
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Are You Ready?
--J. I Can't Feel My Legs . . . Keyser! D.
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You think a guy like that comes this close to getting caught and sticks his head out? If he comes up for anything, it will be to get rid of me. After...
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"Why European Surrender-Monkeys Ruin Everyting"--France
by Doctor X » Thu Aug 09, 2012 1:12 pm
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Priceless:
LONDON – France's Nicolas Batum had watched these Spanish players tumbling over the most incidental of contact, arms and legs flailing,...
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Reminds me of another ornery Frenchman:
vF4iWIE77Ts
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Last post by Anaxagoras Fri Aug 10, 2012 1:17 am
This looks like fun
by Anaxagoras » Wed Aug 08, 2012 2:39 pm
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Dangerous fun, but really awesome:
THE WORLD'S GREATEST MOTOR-SPORTING EVENT - The ISLE of MAN TT
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There was a segment on TT on Real Sports with Bryant Gumbel few months ago. It's a very crazy and dangerous event but I am not against it if the...
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Last post by Grammatron Thu Aug 09, 2012 5:19 am
In the High Stakes, No-holds barred world of...Badminton?
by Nyarlathotep » Wed Aug 01, 2012 7:15 pm
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Apparently, Olympic Badminton is pretty cut throat. It seems that a couple of teams who were already seeded for the finals deliberately tried to lose...
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Second rule of badminton is to DOWNPLAY ITS EXISTANCE!
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Last post by Nyarlathotep Wed Aug 01, 2012 7:31 pm
Gun-toting Olympians forced to leave London
by grayman » Wed Jun 27, 2012 1:21 am
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Gun-toting Olympians forced to leave London early, banned from social media , for posting a photo of themselves holding firearms at a California gun...
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Fabulous!
--J. I Don't Think Experiencing the White Slave Trade was Her Idea of Learning a New Culture D.
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Last post by grayman Thu Jul 19, 2012 7:13 pm
College football to go to 4-team playoff system in 2014
by Anaxagoras » Wed Jun 27, 2012 10:40 am
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BCS gets boot in favor of 4-team playoff
WASHINGTON -- The best way to determine a major college football champion seemed so obvious to so many...
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The SEC will likely put two teams in the playoff, making the odds of the eventual champion coming from the SEC about even money.
CH
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Last post by Cool Hand Sat Jul 14, 2012 4:05 pm
Tennis
by hammegk » Sun Jun 03, 2012 9:41 pm
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Anyone have a chance to defeat #1 Djokovic in the French Open?
He was down 2 sets early today but pulled out the next 3 to win.
The top womans seed...
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Murray Ends Britain’s 74-Year Wait for Place in Wimbledon Final
But he has to beat Federer to win. He'll certainly earn it if he can do that.
He...
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Last post by Anaxagoras Sat Jul 07, 2012 7:37 am
Fight fixing?
by Anaxagoras » Mon Jun 11, 2012 9:08 am
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First Pacquiao Loss in 7 Years Enrages Fans; Rematch Agreed
The crowd at the MGM Grand in Las Vegas jeered as Bradley, 28, was declared the winner...
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we need government regulation and observers and a federal, cabinet level department
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Last post by ed Tue Jun 12, 2012 4:26 pm
LA KINGS WIN THE STANLEY CUP!!!
by Grammatron » Tue Jun 12, 2012 5:56 am
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That is all.
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Yep congrat!! Gerry DesJardins and Rogie Vachon would be proud as well as Jack Kent Cooke.
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Last post by izittrue Tue Jun 12, 2012 3:39 pm
Boston Celtics
by Grammatron » Sat Mar 24, 2012 8:48 am
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Even I feel bad for them now. How much bad injury luck can one team get in a season?
PHILADELPHIA -- Boston Celtics coach Doc Rivers said...
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Celtics: An actual team with a coach, vs Heat: an unruly mob.
And sometimes unruly mobs win.
Here comes game 7. :( Sorry, Celts. :(
Again unruly...
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Last post by hammegk Sun Jun 10, 2012 10:45 pm
RIP Junior Seau
by Doctor X » Wed May 02, 2012 6:35 pm
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In a this just in --the 43 year-old probable future Hall of Famer was found dead of an apparent suicide.
Expect a lot, a lot, of stuff to develop...
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About 100 years ago the same issues were about to make American Football extinct, except liberalized forward pass rules made the game far less...
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Last post by RCC Tue May 15, 2012 3:56 pm
Josh Hamilton hits 4 homers in one game
by Anaxagoras » Thu May 10, 2012 2:31 am
16th time it's ever been done, which means it's even rarer than a perfect game. There have been 21 of those.
He now leads the majors in all three...
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Last post by Anaxagoras Thu May 10, 2012 2:31 am
World Peace in Our Time
by Anaxagoras » Sat Sep 17, 2011 12:00 am
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We have World Peace: Ron Artest gets name change
:spewingdrink:
I was wondering when we'd finally see a professional athlete come out of the...
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Good thing no one on their team raped anyone. . . .
--J.D.
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Last post by Doctor X Tue May 01, 2012 9:01 am
Perfecto
by izittrue » Sat Apr 21, 2012 10:37 pm
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WhiteSox pitcher throws perfect game. !! Go go Sox.
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So far . . . so good . . .
--J.D.
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Last post by Doctor X Sun Apr 29, 2012 2:28 am
Happy 100th
by izittrue » Fri Apr 20, 2012 10:36 pm
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Nice coverage on MLB TV this afternoon of Fenway Park. Doc X where you making a house call?
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Trust me, if hell freezes over, he’ll be skating.
--Bill Spaceman Lee
--J.D.
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Last post by Doctor X Sun Apr 22, 2012 8:23 am
Bert Sugar
by izittrue » Tue Mar 27, 2012 12:55 am
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R I P. didn't have him in the pool. Down goes Sugar. Have a cigar boy you're gonna go far.
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Yeah, I heard about it this morning!
--J.D.
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Last post by Doctor X Tue Mar 27, 2012 3:46 am
Pat Robertson believes Peyton Manning should get hurt
by grayman » Sat Mar 24, 2012 1:21 am
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Pat Robertson believes Peyton Manning should get hurt this year
:roll:
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They are the Jets.
Despite all of the bluster, they have won nothing. Angry Jets fans are two types calling into a Boston radio--the ones claiming...
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Last post by Zombie Abdul Fri Mar 23, 2012 9:28 am
The Randy Moss appreciation thread
by RCC » Mon Jan 10, 2005 4:10 pm
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I saw the Vikes/Packers game yesturday, and in case you missed it Moss caught the came clinching touchdown and as part of his celebration walked over...
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In Japanese cartoons.
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Last post by gnome Tue Mar 13, 2012 4:20 pm
Baseball's silly drug-testing policy
by Anaxagoras » Sun Feb 26, 2012 5:46 am
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MLB has made a mockery of its own drug testing policy by allowing Ryan Braun to get away with a positive drug test.
I don't blame him, I blame the...
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According to reports by Will Carroll, Braun's lawyers were able to recreate the results with his urine--producing high testosterone levels--by...
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Last post by Doctor X Tue Feb 28, 2012 2:24 pm
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Last post by DrMatt Thu Feb 16, 2012 7:27 pm
The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge VII
by Doctor X » Fri Jul 29, 2011 6:00 am
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From The Office of the Reigning Two Time Grand Champion
The merciful and compassionate!
And this is how I began last year quoting how we began...
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He is no World B. Free.
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Last post by izittrue Fri Feb 10, 2012 3:38 pm
Egyptian soccer massacre
by Anaxagoras » Fri Feb 03, 2012 8:34 am
Soccer, Riot, and Revolution in Egypt
On Wednesday night, the Port Said soccer team Al Masry beat Cairo’s Al Ahly in an Egyptian League home...
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Last post by Anaxagoras Fri Feb 03, 2012 8:34 am
Video of flagrant foul no-calls at basketball game goes vira
by Skeeve » Fri Jan 06, 2012 12:17 am
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Video of flagrant foul no-calls at basketball game goes viral Connell (Wash.) High's Cole Vanderbilt was a relative unknown in the basketball world,...
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These are all perfectly legal moves in martial arts contests. They're also all flagrant, and the perpetrator isn't even moving towards the ball but...
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Last post by DrMatt Tue Jan 24, 2012 4:38 pm
A 'duh' question re Recreation
by hammegk » Wed Jan 04, 2012 4:12 pm
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A couple recent tv commercials show one or more people sliding down a cable stretched between a higher point and a lower point. A current ad also...
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Thanks.
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Last post by hammegk Wed Jan 04, 2012 5:36 pm
Braylon Edwards gave 79 students $10,000 for college
by grayman » Wed Dec 21, 2011 5:41 pm
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Braylon Edwards gave 79 students $10,000 for college
At 22 college campuses across the country, there are 79 students who may not otherwise be...
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Johns Hopkings? :weirdeyes:
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Last post by WildCat Mon Dec 26, 2011 1:18 am
Welcome to the WORLD OF TOMMORROW!! The 20th Century!
by Doctor X » Wed Dec 14, 2011 2:43 am
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MLB wants to expand replay to include fair-or-foul calls, whether a fly ball or line drive was trapped and fan interference all around the ballpark....
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No, replay will not remove gay and black people.
--J.D.
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