Apparently, according to Bugger'd by Colonists, there are members "unhappy" with his leadership and Whatsherface who got sacked has allies who protested enough that she is not "sacked" but "moved" since euphemisms mean everything.
As an observer, the problem with Sir Steamer is that he was suppose to appear younger and more fit than, well, the Mad Uncle, and certainly fitter than Boris. He was suppose to appear more competent and articulate than either of them. He would seem a step-up from the Mad Uncle who, not able to handle Boris, could not even handle the Grey Lady.
The PMQs between those two were unwatchably boring.
So here comes Sir Steamer and . . . and . . . against Boris?
Boris is hardly a Cameron, let alone a Thatcher. He reminds me of What Brown Cannot Do for You – "I Saved the World" – save that he is probably less fit and has worse hair.
Yet Sir Steamer cannot do anything.
He recently started trying to boast how, in court, where he was a celebrated prosecutor "don't you know," Boris would be found guilty of this or that or objected or the guy with the wig would get mad and . . . and . . . the obvious response is, "Mayhaps you should go back to court, because you suck at the dispatch box."
And he has no real competition. The As Fat as Boris leader of the SNP . . . right, enough bandwidth wasted on that disaster.
So Sir Steamer should be Cameron pissing off "Tony," then destroying What Brown Can't Do for You. He should be wiping the walls with Boris, convincing people that he is what "Tony" was when he seemed the young and competent answer to the old dodgy Grey Man – who fucked Edwina Curry . . . he fucked Edwina Curry . . . do you realize he actually fucked Edwina Curry?!!! – and a Tory Party that smelled worse than that rat that died behind the baseboard.
But he is not.
People are wondering why.
Perhaps he has the same benefit as Boris: The Alternative. The Grey Lady was chosen against Boris and various other Swamp Creatures – Grove – and That Guy Who was Chancellor and . . . and . . . who was he again?
So who is Boris' alternative?
Who is Sir Steamer's? The "likely candidates" who stood or wanted to stand were all failures from the previous Labour failures, some who were beaten up by their opposites every week during relevant questioning.
Or they, like, you know, lost their seat. Labour lost its Balls.
Which is, when you think about it, so much more tragic than having your country led by a Demented Racist Sexual Predator, dancing to the tune of People So Insanely Fascist the extremes of Labour want nothing to do with them, because the alternative was too Batshit Insane.
Wait. . . .
In the Rain.
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"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out." – Don
DocX: FTW. – sparks
"Doctor X wins again." – Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry." – His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone." – clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far." – Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig." – Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power." – asthmatic camel
"just like Doc X said." – gnome
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