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Post by Bruce » Sat Feb 09, 2019 4:06 pm

I came to a realization today.

The leadership in my division of the company is now dominated by women. Old, grouchy, vindictive, manipulative, irrational, and micro-managing women. All of them are like Mrs. Bruce, with varying degrees of insanity. My boss, my boss's boss, and now the boss of my boss's boss are women. Two women report to me. The two client's I report to are women. The two project managers I work with are women. They all hate each other. They all expect me to fix their problems, meet their demands, fight their battles, put up with their bullshit, reach things on the top shelf, open jars, etc. None of them are a pleasure to be around. I'm stuck in the middle, trying to please all parties and avoid being on the top of shit lists, all day long. I come home every day, barely holding on to my last nerve, and the first thing I get to deal with upon entering the door is Mrs. Bruce, usually demanding that I deal with The Boy. Then I get to spend the whole weekend reporting to the biggest boss, Mrs. Bruce.

Brucetta is the only female left in my life that makes it all better. She saw I was having a bad day yesterday and asked if I needed a hug. Hell yes, I needed a hug. That's golden stuff right there. She's 15 now and still daddy's girl. She's the only bright spot in my day.

Funny, I used to like women. Even desire some of them. Those days are long gone. I look at young women now and all I see are children on grown women's bodies, or old women in training. I think my last drop of testosterone disappeared about 10 years ago, and with it my last drop of hope. I don't even know how I'm hanging on. Seems like I should be suicidal, or going through mid-life crisis, or checking into a loony bin, but somehow,I keep walking that thin line, towing the weight, trudging through the trenches. I feel no fear or worry anymore. All I feel is a blank mix if pain, irritation, and a hope that someday it will all end quickly. I don't want to see it coming. Maybe i'll get stuck by lightning or a meteor will hit me in the back of my head.

Sorry for the dreary post. Just needed to get it out. I'm fine, no worries. Still reasonably healthy and able to load my 16-tons per day. :RantOff:
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Post by Anaxagoras » Sat Feb 09, 2019 4:18 pm

I feel you Bruce.

Maybe you should look for a new job? Your workplace sounds kinda toxic to me.

Mine is pretty chill by comparison. I don't feel stress at work much. I do feel stress at home.
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Post by ed » Sat Feb 09, 2019 5:05 pm

Bruce, you are a pussy.
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Post by Bruce » Sat Feb 09, 2019 6:07 pm

ed wrote:
Sat Feb 09, 2019 5:05 pm
Bruce, you are a pussy.
:tongue:
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Post by Abdul Alhazred » Sat Feb 09, 2019 7:19 pm

I understand the French Foreign Legion has all male management.

You might want to check that out. :BigGrin3:
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Post by sparks » Sat Feb 09, 2019 9:15 pm

See your Doctor Bruce and have that testosterone level checked. If it really is low, he can fix you up and it will alter your outlook for the better. Once you're feeling better, your writing may suffer as you tend to write from the heart. :)
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Post by shemp » Sat Feb 09, 2019 9:45 pm

sparks wrote:
Sat Feb 09, 2019 9:15 pm
See your Doctor Bruce and have that testosterone level checked. If it really is low, he can fix you up and it will alter your outlook for the better. Once you're feeling better, your writing may suffer as you tend to write from the heart. :)
Yeah what he said.

You have kids to live for. You might soon (but not too soon) have grandkids to live for. I don't, but at least I've still got plenty of testosterone at 61.

And once you've got that testosterone back, think about divorce. There's plenty of MILF's out there.
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Post by asthmatic camel » Sat Feb 09, 2019 10:31 pm

Join the Freemasons: women are only allowed one day a year.

I'll put a word in for you.
Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.

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Post by Abdul Alhazred » Sat Feb 09, 2019 10:48 pm

asthmatic camel wrote:
Sat Feb 09, 2019 10:31 pm
Join the Freemasons: women are only allowed one day a year.

I'll put a word in for you.
And much better food than the French Foreign Legion. :mrgreen:
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Re: All women. All day. Every day.

Post by shemp » Sun Feb 10, 2019 12:14 am

Not that it's gay or anything....

I mean, it's not like there's anything wrong with that....

But riding AC's fag-o-cycle is part of the initiation.
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Post by xouper » Sun Feb 10, 2019 12:34 am

Bruce wrote:
Sat Feb 09, 2019 4:06 pm
Sorry for the dreary post.
A well done rant, like the one in the opening post, needs no apology.

A superbly done rant might also have included words like defenestrate and deoxymonohydroxinate. :wink:


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Re: All women. All day. Every day.

Post by Witness » Sun Feb 10, 2019 1:27 am

It's not the testosterone, it's the pheromones… :|

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Post by shemp » Sun Feb 10, 2019 4:21 am

Witness wrote:
Sun Feb 10, 2019 1:27 am
It's not the testosterone, it's the pheromones… :|
Yeah, but once you're in the door, you got to close the sale.
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Post by Bruce » Sun Feb 10, 2019 4:13 pm

Eww. I wouldn't put my foot in that door with a ten foot.......foot...............yeah, that made sense, I guess.
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Post by ed » Sun Feb 10, 2019 4:35 pm

pussy
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Post by sparks » Sun Feb 10, 2019 5:40 pm

Fuck all the fun and jokes in this thread Bruce. If your post is anywhere near reality for you, get your testo level checked.
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Post by ed » Sun Feb 10, 2019 5:41 pm

If needles don't give you the vapors.
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Post by Witness » Mon Feb 11, 2019 2:47 am

We should send Bruce for a stay with Nyarl in Nevada (quick! before he leaves): hookers, booze, lots of fresh air also. He'll be a new man when he gets back. :mrgreen:

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Post by shemp » Mon Feb 11, 2019 3:44 am

You mean if he goes back.
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Post by ed » Mon Feb 11, 2019 12:53 pm

NSFW, at least in most normal environments. For Bruce, this is his life.
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