Official Fucking Asshole of the Week Thread

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Re: Official Fucking Asshole of the Week Thread

Post by Doctor X » Mon Apr 15, 2019 9:21 am

If he [CENSORED--Ed.] an intern, would it make you feel better?

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Re: Official Fucking Asshole of the Week Thread

Post by sparks » Mon Apr 15, 2019 9:53 am

Um, I don't know.

What was she wearing?
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Re: Official Fucking Asshole of the Week Thread

Post by Pyrrho » Mon Apr 15, 2019 10:39 am

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Re: Official Fucking Asshole of the Week Thread

Post by sparks » Mon Apr 15, 2019 4:54 pm

Fuck.
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Re: Official Fucking Asshole of the Week Thread

Post by Anaxagoras » Tue Apr 16, 2019 3:39 am

I feel more sorry for the birthday kid in the long run, even though they are a greedy little cunt.

Most kids are. It's the job of parents who know better to correct them, which their parent is utterly failing at. A bunch of stuffed animals that they will soon lose interest in is small compensation for losing friends and earning a reputation as a greedy little cunt.
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Re: Official Fucking Asshole of the Week Thread

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Tue Apr 16, 2019 12:49 pm

xouper wrote:
Tue Apr 16, 2019 4:39 am
Me.

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Re: Official Fucking Asshole of the Week Thread

Post by sparks » Tue Apr 16, 2019 5:36 pm

Xoup, if you can no longer get with the spirit of The SC, then you're right: You should just get the fuck out. This thing isn't about any one of us. It certainly isn't all about you, as you seem to feel as implied by your recent posts.

Once upon a time, you used to post great and intelligent stuff. Where is the old Xoup?

If he died and you're his bastard whelp trying to wing it for him, give it up dipshit. And if you're the real Xoup with a serious medical condition, put down the computer and smart devices and let the doctors and nurses help you.

You're beginning to sound like Pillory, and that's never a good sign.

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Re: Official Fucking Asshole of the Week Thread

Post by Boss Paul » Thu Apr 18, 2019 2:48 pm

Some boy's got rabbit in his blood?
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Re: Official Fucking Asshole of the Week Thread

Post by Captain » Thu Apr 18, 2019 5:14 pm

Let him wear himself out runnin', Mr. Hunnicut. Always comes back, cold and hungry.
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Re: Official Fucking Asshole of the Week Thread

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Thu Apr 18, 2019 5:29 pm

I nominate Jack Ma for this week's award.

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Re: Official Fucking Asshole of the Week Thread

Post by sparks » Thu Apr 18, 2019 7:28 pm

Fuck that misshapen shithead. And the lack of regulatory oversight he rode in on.
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Re: Official Fucking Asshole of the Week Thread

Post by Anaxagoras » Fri Apr 19, 2019 10:33 pm

Fuck that.
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Re: Official Fucking Asshole of the Week Thread

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Sat Apr 20, 2019 2:32 pm

It's still Jack Ma's week, but here's the runner up.

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Re: Official Fucking Asshole of the Week Thread

Post by Nyarlathotep » Sat Apr 20, 2019 6:50 pm

Anaxagoras wrote:
Fri Apr 19, 2019 10:33 pm
Fuck that.
Indeed.

If all you are doing is working, what are you working for? Once your basic needs (food and a roof) are taken care of, the point of working hard is to live better. To enjoy life. Can’t do that working “996”
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Re: Official Fucking Asshole of the Week Thread

Post by Grammatron » Sat Apr 20, 2019 8:10 pm

Wasn't Steve Jobs the same kind of asshole at Apple?

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Re: Official Fucking Asshole of the Week Thread

Post by sparks » Sat Apr 20, 2019 8:25 pm

Indeed. Work yourself to death and you too can get a cute little pirate hat! What a fucking cunt was Jobs. Dead now of course and may Gawd rest his troubled soul.
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Re: Official Fucking Asshole of the Week Thread

Post by shemp » Sat Apr 20, 2019 8:33 pm

They're always good with you working 996, as long as it profits them. Jack Ma should try doing it for minimum wage. Asshole.
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Re: Official Fucking Asshole of the Week Thread

Post by Witness » Sat Apr 20, 2019 8:35 pm

Abdul Alhazred wrote:
Thu Apr 18, 2019 5:29 pm
I nominate Jack Ma for this week's award.
You're all wrong, that's (* cough *) absolutely not what he wanted to say:
Jack Ma U-turns on 996 work culture, says companies ‘foolish’ to force overtime

From 996 to 965.

Alibaba Group founder and billionaire Jack Ma made fresh comments on Sunday, April 14, 2019 addressing the Chinese tech industry’s gruelling overtime work culture.

His new public position appears to be a U-turn from his previous comments made internally to staff three days earlier on Thursday, which was called out and criticised widely in China by tech workers.

These new comments were picked up by South China Morning Post, which is owned by Alibaba.

What is Jack Ma’s new position?

Ma apparently had a slight change of heart over the course of three days.

In a new post on his Weibo account on Sunday, Ma said: “If you find a job you like, the 996 problem does not exist; if you’re not passionate about it, every minute of going to work is a torment.”

“No one likes working at a company that forces you to do ‘996’. Not only is it inhumane, it’s unhealthy and even more unsustainable for long periods – plus workers, relatives and the law do not approve of it,” he said.

“In the long term, even if you pay a higher salary, employees will all leave.”

Ma also said enforced long hours are “unsustainable” and that companies that forced staff to work overtime for profit were “foolish” and doomed to fail.

Ma also wrote in his latest Sunday Weibo post: “Real 996 should be spending time learning, thinking and for self-improvement. The people who stick to 996 must have found their passion there, and their happiness besides from money.”

Ma said he expected to be criticised for his views.
https://mothership.sg/2019/04/jack-ma-w ... e-culture/

Only source i could find… :mrgreen:

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Re: Official Fucking Asshole of the Week Thread

Post by Captain » Sat Apr 20, 2019 8:36 pm

Road ain't goin' to tar itself.
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