Official Fucking Asshole of the Week Thread

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Re: Official Fucking Asshole of the Week Thread

Post by Doctor X » Mon Apr 15, 2019 9:21 am

If he [CENSORED--Ed.] an intern, would it make you feel better?

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Re: Official Fucking Asshole of the Week Thread

Post by sparks » Mon Apr 15, 2019 9:53 am

Um, I don't know.

What was she wearing?
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Re: Official Fucking Asshole of the Week Thread

Post by Pyrrho » Mon Apr 15, 2019 10:39 am

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Re: Official Fucking Asshole of the Week Thread

Post by sparks » Mon Apr 15, 2019 4:54 pm

Fuck.
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Re: Official Fucking Asshole of the Week Thread

Post by Anaxagoras » Tue Apr 16, 2019 3:39 am

I feel more sorry for the birthday kid in the long run, even though they are a greedy little cunt.

Most kids are. It's the job of parents who know better to correct them, which their parent is utterly failing at. A bunch of stuffed animals that they will soon lose interest in is small compensation for losing friends and earning a reputation as a greedy little cunt.
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Re: Official Fucking Asshole of the Week Thread

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Re: Official Fucking Asshole of the Week Thread

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Tue Apr 16, 2019 12:49 pm

xouper wrote:
Tue Apr 16, 2019 4:39 am
Me.

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Re: Official Fucking Asshole of the Week Thread

Post by sparks » Tue Apr 16, 2019 5:36 pm

Xoup, if you can no longer get with the spirit of The SC, then you're right: You should just get the fuck out. This thing isn't about any one of us. It certainly isn't all about you, as you seem to feel as implied by your recent posts.

Once upon a time, you used to post great and intelligent stuff. Where is the old Xoup?

If he died and you're his bastard whelp trying to wing it for him, give it up dipshit. And if you're the real Xoup with a serious medical condition, put down the computer and smart devices and let the doctors and nurses help you.

You're beginning to sound like Pillory, and that's never a good sign.

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