The One and Only Shemp Approved THREAD THAT WILL NOT DIE!!!

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The One and Only Shemp Approved THREAD THAT WILL NOT DIE!!!

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I cannot let some mere slip of a girl (and a GREEK one at that!) start something that will last for all eternity! It must be started by the one and only Pope Shemp[TM]!

So then, LET THE GAMES BEGIN!!!
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Shemp, honey - you're here! Church is in session once again. (what took you so long?)
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Re: The One and Only Shemp Approved THREAD THAT WILL NOT DIE

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shemp wrote:
So then, LET THE GAMES BEGIN!!!
Are we playing shirts and skins?
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Well, it's about time. Where ya been, shemp? :D
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I had to "discipline" a few altar girls.
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I don’t know, shemp, the other one seems a bit entrenched now. Perhaps if we could get bpesta to post haikus about his wanker that would give this thread the further validity that it needs.
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Re: The One and Only Shemp Approved THREAD THAT WILL NOT DIE

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shemp wrote:I cannot let some mere slip of a girl (and a GREEK one at that!) start something that will last for all eternity! It must be started by the one and only Pope Shemp[TM]!

So then, LET THE GAMES BEGIN!!!
Sorry, but Skinnygod appointed Craig as Pope of this forum.

Your TradeMark is worthless Shemp.

Craig.......time to trot out the Pope avatar and smack Shemp down.

You knew it wouldn't be easy Craig.
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Mr. Skinny wrote:
shemp wrote:I cannot let some mere slip of a girl (and a GREEK one at that!) start something that will last for all eternity! It must be started by the one and only Pope Shemp[TM]!

So then, LET THE GAMES BEGIN!!!
Sorry, but Skinnygod appointed Craig as Pope of this forum.

Your TradeMark is worthless Shemp.

Craig.......time to trot out the Pope avatar and smack Shemp down.

You knew it wouldn't be easy Craig.
Oh goodie. A pope fight.
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Bite me, Skinny.
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Better than a poop fight.
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MLynn wrote:Better than a poop fight.
But just as smelly.
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This place is big enough to have competing Threads That Will Not Die. Of course, this one will win. The Church of Shemp[tm] is all knowing and all-seeing! Bwahahahahahahahahaaaaaa!!!!
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So is Shemp the antipope then?

http://www.fact-index.com/a/an/antipope.html

I see some kind of Schism happening soon...
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Brian the Snail wrote:So is Shemp the antipope then?

http://www.fact-index.com/a/an/antipope.html

I see some kind of Schism happening soon...
You see some kind of what? . . . Don't do that while you're posting . . . Oh schism. . .

Sorry. Thought you said something else.
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shemp wrote:Bite me, Skinny.
Ooohhh......my second "Bite me, Skinny" in just one week on the forum.

Seems you are a day late and a dollar short once again, Shemp.
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Will this thread die? Depends on how often I post on it. 8)
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Nigel wrote:Will this thread die? Depends on how often I post on it. 8)
If I remember correctly, you are NOT a good thread killer - they keep rising from the dead!
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MLynn wrote:
Nigel wrote:Will this thread die? Depends on how often I post on it. 8)
If I remember correctly, you are NOT a good thread killer - they keep rising from the dead!
Thanks for the vote of confidence.

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