The One and Only Shemp Approved THREAD THAT WILL NOT DIE!!!

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The One and Only Shemp Approved THREAD THAT WILL NOT DIE!!!

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I cannot let some mere slip of a girl (and a GREEK one at that!) start something that will last for all eternity! It must be started by the one and only Pope Shemp[TM]!

So then, LET THE GAMES BEGIN!!!
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Shemp, honey - you're here! Church is in session once again. (what took you so long?)
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shemp wrote:
So then, LET THE GAMES BEGIN!!!
Are we playing shirts and skins?
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Well, it's about time. Where ya been, shemp? :D
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I had to "discipline" a few altar girls.
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I don’t know, shemp, the other one seems a bit entrenched now. Perhaps if we could get bpesta to post haikus about his wanker that would give this thread the further validity that it needs.
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shemp wrote:I cannot let some mere slip of a girl (and a GREEK one at that!) start something that will last for all eternity! It must be started by the one and only Pope Shemp[TM]!

So then, LET THE GAMES BEGIN!!!
Sorry, but Skinnygod appointed Craig as Pope of this forum.

Your TradeMark is worthless Shemp.

Craig.......time to trot out the Pope avatar and smack Shemp down.

You knew it wouldn't be easy Craig.
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Mr. Skinny wrote:
shemp wrote:I cannot let some mere slip of a girl (and a GREEK one at that!) start something that will last for all eternity! It must be started by the one and only Pope Shemp[TM]!

So then, LET THE GAMES BEGIN!!!
Sorry, but Skinnygod appointed Craig as Pope of this forum.

Your TradeMark is worthless Shemp.

Craig.......time to trot out the Pope avatar and smack Shemp down.

You knew it wouldn't be easy Craig.
Oh goodie. A pope fight.
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Bite me, Skinny.
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Better than a poop fight.
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MLynn wrote:Better than a poop fight.
But just as smelly.
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This place is big enough to have competing Threads That Will Not Die. Of course, this one will win. The Church of Shemp[tm] is all knowing and all-seeing! Bwahahahahahahahahaaaaaa!!!!
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So is Shemp the antipope then?

http://www.fact-index.com/a/an/antipope.html

I see some kind of Schism happening soon...
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Brian the Snail wrote:So is Shemp the antipope then?

http://www.fact-index.com/a/an/antipope.html

I see some kind of Schism happening soon...
You see some kind of what? . . . Don't do that while you're posting . . . Oh schism. . .

Sorry. Thought you said something else.
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shemp wrote:Bite me, Skinny.
Ooohhh......my second "Bite me, Skinny" in just one week on the forum.

Seems you are a day late and a dollar short once again, Shemp.
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Will this thread die? Depends on how often I post on it. 8)
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Nigel wrote:Will this thread die? Depends on how often I post on it. 8)
If I remember correctly, you are NOT a good thread killer - they keep rising from the dead!
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MLynn wrote:
Nigel wrote:Will this thread die? Depends on how often I post on it. 8)
If I remember correctly, you are NOT a good thread killer - they keep rising from the dead!
Thanks for the vote of confidence.

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Reis' telephone, an invention by Philipp Reis by an inspiration from a French article in 1854 (by Bourseul) how to create a microphone-like devices. His first successful work was achieved in October 1861.
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I had a turkey sandwich on wheat toast for lunch.
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Hooray! Shemp is here! Glad to have you, your Wackiness. :)
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Charles Malo François Lameth (1757-1832), was a French politician. He served in the American War of Independence, was deputy to the States General of 1789, but emigrated early in the French Revolution, returned to France under the Consulate, and was appointed governor of Würzburg under the Empire. Like his brother Alexandre Lameth, Charles joined the Bourbons, succeeding Alexandre as deputy in 1829.
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Should I keep postinbg random stuff like that?
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Geni wrote:Should I keep postinbg random stuff like that?
Hell, why not? No one reads my posts, so people should at least be entertained by something.....
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ok then now in random langugaes:

Medicina - mokslas, tiriantis žmonių sveikatą.
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Medicina - mokslas, tiriantis žmonių sveikatą
THE SUMMONING RITUAL IS COMPLETE!!! I HEED THE CALL OF THE ONE WHO HAS DARED CALL ME...

...Wait, what? You mean you didn't mean to summon the mighty Black Sphinx to wreck terror and havoc amoung your enemies?

Darn.
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Quester_X wrote:
Medicina - mokslas, tiriantis žmonių sveikatą
THE SUMMONING RITUAL IS COMPLETE!!! I HEED THE CALL OF THE ONE WHO HAS DARED CALL ME...

...Wait, what? You mean you didn't mean to summon the mighty Black Sphinx to wreck terror and havoc amoung your enemies?

Darn.
And honest misspelling mistake on geni's part.
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Geni wrote:Should I keep postinbg random stuff like that?
You call that RANDOM??? My grandmother could out-random you with both hands tied behind her back!

This is random:
The terms of their successors shall. Of the Congress lay any. Concerning Captures on Land and Water. Any Duty of Tonnage keep Troops. The Representation from each State having one Vote A. A Compensation which. To the best of my Ability preserve protect and defend. Of Representatives may choose. Of all Duties and Imposts laid by any State? The Congress whenever two thirds; Article VII The Ratification of the Conventions. To vote at any election for the choice of electors! Which shall be made under their Authorityƒto. May be imposed on such Importation not exceeding ten dollars, process for obtaining witnesses in his favor and to. Threefourths of the several? Times receive for his Services a Compensation which shall! Held in the State where the said Crimes. And Credit shall be given in each State. Return in which Case it shall not be. Against the same or given aid or comfort to! In any State with. United States shall appoint in such manner; Representatives shall be prescribed in each State. When in actual service in time of War. Immediately after they shall be assembled in Consequence. Enemies thereof But congress; State legislatures When vacancies. 1868) Section 1 All persons born! Time to time. As provided in the Constitution within seven, Law make or alter. Section 2. Have power to enforce by appropriate legislation the provisions; the same throughout the United; Vice President or when. President of the United, The Ratification of the Conventions of nine States shall!
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Or maybe you prefer this:
Art fair my beloved yea pleasant. My love behold. My love behold thou, shall lie all night betwixt my breasts. Myrrh is my wellbeloved unto? Table my spikenard sendeth forth the smell. Hast doves' eyes Behold thou art fair; A bundle. The smell thereof, in the vineyards of Engedi , king sitteth at his. A cluster of camphire in the vineyards of Engedi . Is my wellbeloved unto me he shall lie all night. Cluster of camphire in the vineyards. The beams of our. Doves' eyes . Of fir ! Of Engedi Behold thou art. Our rafters of fir . Doves' eyes . Thereof A bundle of myrrh, Engedi Behold thou, his table my spikenard sendeth forth the smell thereof ; love behold thou art fair thou hast doves'. Unto me as a cluster, pleasant also our bed is green . Fair thou hast doves' eyes ! As a cluster of camphire. All night betwixt my. Pleasant also our bed is green The beams. Behold thou art. The beams of our house are cedar and our, thereof A bundle of myrrh. At his table my. Rafters of fir . Fir , doves' eyes Behold thou art fair my. Is my wellbeloved unto me he shall lie all, fair my beloved yea pleasant, camphire in the vineyards of Engedi ? Of our house are cedar and our. Behold thou art. My breasts My beloved is unto.
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Quester_X wrote:
Medicina - mokslas, tiriantis žmonių sveikatą
THE SUMMONING RITUAL IS COMPLETE!!! I HEED THE CALL OF THE ONE WHO HAS DARED CALL ME...

...Wait, what? You mean you didn't mean to summon the mighty Black Sphinx to wreck terror and havoc amoung your enemies?

Darn.
I think De_Bunk could use your help, he's having a crappy day (see his thread).
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A direct access storage device, or DASD (pronounced DAZ-dee) is a form of magnetic disk storage, historically used in the mainframe and minicomputer (mid-range) environments. A redundant array of independent disks (RAID) is a form of DASD.
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MLynn wrote: I think De_Bunk could use your help, he's having a crappy day (see his thread).
De_Bunk does not need help from mighty Black Sphinxes .
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Here's my cell phone number scrambled up.

6*9887***5\\

oh fuck geni's right
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In theory that gives us 9! posible numbers however not all are posible.
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this thread is below the false ttwnd this shall not be.
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oce more we overtake tyhe evil hertic thread.
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oce more we overtake tyhe evil hertic thread.
this thread is below the false ttwnd this shall not be.
This proves it. Geni is pillory! Either that, or she goes drinking with him.
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She? I'm male