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Grammatron wrote:Image
I loved that when I first saw it on YT.
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Grammatron wrote:Image
Umm.

Tyson was complaining that the new graphic (a globe) was spinning too fast. They fixed the wrong direction issue.
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Bearguin wrote:
Grammatron wrote:Image
Umm.

Tyson was complaining that the new graphic (a globe) was spinning too fast. They fixed the wrong direction issue.
They fixed because he complained on his last appearance, which is in that gif. You silly Canadian.
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Well if they showed the Earth spinning at its actual speed, it wouldn't appear to be spinning at all, just as the hour hand on a clock doesn't appear to be moving. So that would be kind of dumb.
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Grammatron wrote:
Bearguin wrote:
Grammatron wrote:Image
Umm.

Tyson was complaining that the new graphic (a globe) was spinning too fast. They fixed the wrong direction issue.
They fixed because he complained on his last appearance, which is in that gif. You silly Canadian.
The gif is of the appearance two nights ago. After they fixed the opening (for that show). You can tell from the book John is holding.

Besides if you watched it you would know that no one lives in Canada.
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Bearguin wrote:
Grammatron wrote:
Bearguin wrote:
Grammatron wrote:Image
Umm.

Tyson was complaining that the new graphic (a globe) was spinning too fast. They fixed the wrong direction issue.
They fixed because he complained on his last appearance, which is in that gif. You silly Canadian.
The gif is of the appearance two nights ago. After they fixed the opening (for that show). You can tell from the book John is holding.

Besides if you watched it you would know that no one lives in Canada.
You're still wrong and Canadian.

The gif is from his appearance from last year. You can tell because they dress the same as from last year.

Here's the clip.
http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/mon-f ... asse-tyson
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Here's some Canadian news for you.

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Grammatron wrote:Here's some Canadian news for you.

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Boy, that moose gets around.

Do they sell moose insurance in Canadia?

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Cool Hand wrote:
Grammatron wrote:Here's some Canadian news for you.

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Boy, that moose gets around.

Do they sell moose insurance in Canadia?

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http://mooseinsurancefl.com/


(based out of where ed is. Coincidence? I think not)
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Cool Hand wrote:
Grammatron wrote:Here's some Canadian news for you.

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Boy, that moose gets around.

Do they sell moose insurance in Canadia?

CH
I hope the moose had medical insurance; poor unlucky moose.
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Google's new Tel Aviv office:

http://www.buzzfeed.com/txblacklabel/go ... srael-28m7

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Anaxagoras wrote:Google's new Tel Aviv office:

http://www.buzzfeed.com/txblacklabel/go ... srael-28m7

Want!
Not to criticize but damn!, there's like ten desks. Somebody needs to do some fucking work there.
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Has anything changed here?
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robinson wrote:Has anything changed here?
Certainly not.
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robinson wrote:Has anything changed here?
Well, we have a couple real wingnuts now. You'll see.

Wecome back if it's the same robinson. What were you in jail for?

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Grammatron wrote:Here's some Canadian news for you.

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Someone should change it to "Sister bitten by moose while on way to visit sister bitten by moose"
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