First "Don't Feed the Trolls" thread

MLynn · Post by **MLynn** » Sun Jul 04, 2004 7:51 pm

Pyrrho wrote:Woof. And coming from me, that's quite interesting.

Hey, that's my word - yours is Ggggrrrrrrrrr.......

Blue Monk · Post by **Blue Monk** » Sun Jul 04, 2004 8:17 pm

tamiO wrote:You can start reprogramming your behavior by not feeding the evil dog that lives inside.

It's an old story, often attributed to American Indian folklore.

Each of us has two dogs living inside his mind. One is positive and full of compassion and self-discipline. The other is negative and pays no mind to compassion or discipline. Feed the positive dog and deny food and water to the negative dog and you will see a difference.

I have the theory that as your negative dog gets skinnier and more hungry he may burst out in anger and demand food. It takes a strong positive dog to overcome the pressure to give in.

Well that explains a lot.

I think one of my dogs has a urinary problem.

lothian · Post by **lothian** » Mon Jul 05, 2004 7:12 am

Pyrrho wrote:Don't feed the trolls.

Of course, a "don't feed the trolls" thread does, in fact, feed trolls. Even the statement, "Don't feed the trolls", feeds trolls. This is why trolls grow fat and happy and never leave.

No problem, could you please give me a list of the trolls that I shouldn't feed ?

MRC_Hans · Post by **MRC_Hans** » Mon Jul 05, 2004 11:57 am

Rolfe wrote:
asthmatic camel wrote:
rebecca wrote:
Yeah, but keep that up and sooner or later you'll have a dead dog inside you. Uck.
I thought that only happened when one eats "chicken" McNuggets.
I really, seriously, didn't need to hear that.

Rolfe (who actually likes the damn things, with sweet & sour sauce).

Well, you can have mine, that's for sure. Although with enough of that sauce, anything becomes edible.

I have sworn never again to set foot in a McDonalds, except under the following circumstances:

1) I'm in serious risk of imminent death from starvation, and there is no source of food in sight.

2) Sufficient pleads from my grandsons to take them there.

Hans

Nigel · Post by **Nigel** » Mon Jul 05, 2004 6:22 pm

McDonald's is sponsoring one of Newman-Haas's car's in Champ Cars this year, so they're not allbad. Besides, their food is still quite edible even after several days without refrigeration.

CHARLEY_BIGTIME · Post by **CHARLEY_BIGTIME** » Tue Jul 06, 2004 2:56 am

Nigel wrote:McDonald's is sponsoring one of Newman-Haas's car's in Champ Cars this year, so they're not allbad. Besides, their food is still quite edible even after several days without refrigeration.

McDonald's is bollocks.

So there.

Loon · Post by **Loon** » Tue Jul 06, 2004 5:09 am

MRC_Hans wrote: I have sworn never again to set foot in a McDonalds, except under the following circumstances:

1) I'm in serious risk of imminent death from starvation, and there is no source of food in sight.

2) Sufficient pleads from my grandsons to take them there.

You may as well have said "2. The sun has risen within the last 36 hours."

I love McNuggets. Starting Friday, it's 100 yen for six. For a whole week. Deepest Yay!

MRC_Hans · Post by **MRC_Hans** » Tue Jul 06, 2004 8:06 am

Loon wrote:
MRC_Hans wrote: I have sworn never again to set foot in a McDonalds, except under the following circumstances:

1) I'm in serious risk of imminent death from starvation, and there is no source of food in sight.

2) Sufficient pleads from my grandsons to take them there.
You may as well have said "2. The sun has risen within the last 36 hours."

No, I can generally persuade them to take real food. Home-made hamburgers beat the hell out of McAnything, and they have lost interest in silly plastic toys.

I love McNuggets. Starting Friday, it's 100 yen for six. For a whole week. Deepest Yay!

To each his own .

Hans

latinijral · Post by **latinijral** » Wed Jul 07, 2004 4:31 am

Please don`t feed the troll with donations.

They can work.

Please don`t feed parrots with $ 5000,oo

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Wed Jul 07, 2004 5:24 am

I have seen the previews for SuperSize Me, and it looks really good.

--J.D.

Thumbo · Post by **Thumbo** » Wed Jul 07, 2004 5:33 am

Blue Monk wrote:I think one of my dogs has a urinary problem.

Keeps taking the piss?

Blue Monk · Post by **Blue Monk** » Wed Jul 07, 2004 5:40 am

Thumbo wrote:
Blue Monk wrote:I think one of my dogs has a urinary problem.
Keeps taking the piss?

Bingo!

Which coincidentaly just happens to be his name…..o

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Wed Jul 07, 2004 7:24 am

You named your dog "Piss?"

--J.D.

Blue Monk · Post by **Blue Monk** » Wed Jul 07, 2004 7:59 am

Doctor X wrote:You named your dog "Piss?"

--J.D.

That's Mr. Piss to you.

Abdul Alhazred · Post by **Abdul Alhazred** » Tue Dec 03, 2019 4:14 pm

Feeding the trolls is soon to be a criminal offense in the UK.

So feed 'em now as much as possible because fuck the British ruling class.

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