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Re: A Home For Bruce

Post by Bruce » Sat Apr 07, 2012 1:43 pm

grayman wrote:Check out "Yacht Island".
For now, this giant yacht is a fantasy sketch that would cost "hundreds of millions of euros to build.”
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And then I told the investors that it comes with its own active volcano that I can use to threaten various island natives into turning over their gold. The evil fortress practically pays for itself in no time.

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As an added bonus, it can deploy a fleet of yachts and floating pagodas to make the natives feel poor and inferior by comparison.

They laughed at me! They said it was the gayest thing they've ever seen!

I'll show them. :x

I can come up with a concept way more gay than that.
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Re: A Home For Bruce

Post by grayman » Thu Apr 19, 2012 7:53 pm

You will be electroplated. Resistance is potential divided by current! - Dr. Matt

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Re: A Home For Bruce

Post by grayman » Tue Jun 26, 2012 9:07 pm

Private island (once you remove the squatters)...indoors:


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Re: A Home For Bruce

Post by Bruce » Sun Aug 19, 2012 8:40 pm

I saw the plans for the new floating golf course in The Maldives:

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/golf-devi ... -golf.html

I don't know much about the Maldives, so I pulled up Google Earth and had myself a look see.

The fuck? People actually live here?

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This is a hospital.

http://www.panoramio.com/photo/4046459? ... google.com

It's the size of a cabana because a normal sized hospital wouldn't fit on Rasdhoo, or any of the Maldives. They're not islands. They're thin circles left over from long gone volcanoes.

Try it. Go onto Googel Earth and zoom in on those thin rings. People live on every one of those rings.

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Wow. If I were a tsunami, I know where I'd like to do some target practice.
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Re: A Home For Bruce

Post by ed » Sun Aug 19, 2012 9:55 pm

How about early unibomber?

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Re: A Home For Bruce

Post by Bruce » Sun Aug 19, 2012 10:59 pm

ed wrote:How about early unibomber?
I prefer remote unpopulated island, not remote forests.

Less danger from rangers, bears, or unibombers.
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Re: A Home For Bruce

Post by grayman » Mon Aug 20, 2012 2:23 am

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Re: A Home For Bruce

Post by grayman » Mon Aug 20, 2012 1:19 pm

In the market for a nuke-proof bunker?
A certain segment of the population likes to be prepared for the worst, and for many doomsday scenarios, decommissioned underground nuclear missile silos are the ultimate hideout.
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Re: A Home For Bruce

Post by DrMatt » Mon Aug 20, 2012 7:46 pm

grayman wrote:In the market for a nuke-proof bunker?
A certain segment of the population likes to be prepared for the worst, and for many doomsday scenarios, decommissioned underground nuclear missile silos are the ultimate hideout.
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Plus then you could re-enact Operation Crossbow.
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Re: A Home For Bruce

Post by grayman » Sat Oct 20, 2012 4:24 pm

Canadian Town Sells $10 Plots of Land
Got an extra ten bucks? If so, you, too, could be the owner of a sparkling new home in Reston, Manitoba, a rural prairie town in Southern Manitoba bordering Saskatchewan on the west and North Dakota on the south.
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Re: A Home For Bruce

Post by pillory » Sat Oct 20, 2012 4:33 pm

http://www.linkkitori.net/hometalo.htm

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Re: A Home For Bruce

Post by Bruce » Sat Oct 20, 2012 6:48 pm

grayman wrote:Canadian Town Sells $10 Plots of Land
Got an extra ten bucks? If so, you, too, could be the owner of a sparkling new home in Reston, Manitoba, a rural prairie town in Southern Manitoba bordering Saskatchewan on the west and North Dakota on the south.
Seems awfully dry. I prefer islands.

I suppose if it's that cheap, I could build a moat...
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Re: A Home For Bruce

Post by Bruce » Sat Nov 10, 2012 11:20 pm

http://www.panoramio.com/photo/25128205 ... google.com

I might have to retire here. I haven't found a picture here yet that doesn't look like paradise. It's a French Polynesian Island, so I'll have to kick out the French first.

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Re: A Home For Bruce

Post by Bruce » Sat Nov 10, 2012 11:26 pm

OOoooo! I like this one:

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It's a volcanic island rising up out of a lake that's located in the center of a volcanic island.

Too bad one or more of them isn't active. :(
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Re: A Home For Bruce

Post by grayman » Mon Dec 17, 2012 5:33 pm

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Re: A Home For Bruce

Post by grayman » Mon Jan 21, 2013 3:35 pm

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Re: A Home For Bruce

Post by asthmatic camel » Mon Jan 21, 2013 3:41 pm

I suppose it could work as a fire escape.
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Re: A Home For Bruce

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Mon Jan 21, 2013 4:15 pm

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OK. Where?
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Re: A Home For Bruce

Post by grayman » Mon Jan 21, 2013 4:29 pm

Abdul Alhazred wrote:OK. Where?
Bangkok.
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Re: A Home For Bruce

Post by Nyarlathotep » Mon Jan 21, 2013 4:31 pm

I would totally install a slide down the back of that thing.
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