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Re: A Home For Bruce

Post by Witness » Fri Oct 26, 2018 12:14 am

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Re: A Home For Bruce

Post by Bruce » Mon Oct 29, 2018 1:31 am

Witness wrote:
Tue Oct 09, 2018 1:41 am
Fall in Massachusetts, Bruce:

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That your new cabin? :)
I've considered building a house like that. You never have to worry about cleaning the gutters, and fixing a leak is easy, plus you save money on siding.
Such potential!

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Re: A Home For Bruce

Post by Witness » Mon Oct 29, 2018 1:35 am

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Do it!

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Re: A Home For Bruce

Post by Bruce » Tue Oct 30, 2018 12:46 am

I don't know. So much exposure. What do I do about protection? What if there's leakage?
Such potential!

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Re: A Home For Bruce

Post by Witness » Tue Oct 30, 2018 1:37 am

Bruce wrote:
Tue Oct 30, 2018 12:46 am
I don't know. So much exposure. What do I do about protection? What if there's leakage?
Pussy!

So, a dungeon? That enough protection for you?

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Septmonts.

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Re: A Home For Bruce

Post by Grammatron » Mon Nov 05, 2018 6:49 pm

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Re: A Home For Bruce

Post by Witness » Tue Nov 06, 2018 1:44 am

↑ Neat!



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Re: A Home For Bruce

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Re: A Home For Bruce

Post by Bruce » Sun Nov 18, 2018 12:53 pm

Looks like that was intended to look like a Deku Scrub from Legend of Zelda.

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Such potential!

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Re: A Home For Bruce

Post by Witness » Wed Nov 21, 2018 1:49 am

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When will you be moving in, Bruce?

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Re: A Home For Bruce

Post by Bruce » Wed Nov 21, 2018 2:32 am

Age and maturity have led me to the realization that I can run away from my wife, my job, and my crushing debts, but I can't run away from myself.














God help me. Is the any cure for this? Some kind of pill that cures age and maturity? Maybe a blow to the head? Alzheimer's disease and death are the only things left to look forward to. :weirdeyes: :weirdeyes:
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Re: A Home For Bruce

Post by asthmatic camel » Wed Nov 21, 2018 2:39 am

Become a scallop diver in Scotland.

Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.

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Re: A Home For Bruce

Post by robinson » Wed Nov 21, 2018 6:39 pm

Bruce wrote:
Mon Oct 29, 2018 1:31 am

I've considered building a house like that. You never have to worry about cleaning the gutters, and fixing a leak is easy, plus you save money on siding.
Also snow removal from the roof is not a big problem.
You never know what's going to happen

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Re: A Home For Bruce

Post by Witness » Wed Nov 21, 2018 10:58 pm

Bruce wrote:
Wed Nov 21, 2018 2:32 am
Age and maturity have led me to the realization that I can run away from my wife, my job, and my crushing debts, but I can't run away from myself.
Just excuses for chickening out. :x

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Re: A Home For Bruce

Post by Grammatron » Tue Nov 27, 2018 10:50 pm

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Re: A Home For Bruce

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Tue Nov 27, 2018 11:59 pm

Grammatron wrote:
Tue Nov 27, 2018 10:50 pm
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No.

Bruce can't have that one. :evil:
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Re: A Home For Bruce

Post by Anaxagoras » Wed Nov 28, 2018 3:20 am

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"Prison Inside Me stands shrouded in fog at dawn in Hongcheon, South Korea, on November 11, 2018."

https://www.theatlantic.com/photo/2018/ ... fe/576652/
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Re: A Home For Bruce

Post by Bruce » Wed Nov 28, 2018 3:38 am

:shock: That place looks very much like where I work. Might have been the same architect.
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Re: A Home For Bruce

Post by Witness » Thu Nov 29, 2018 2:05 am

Grammatron wrote:
Tue Nov 27, 2018 10:50 pm
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That's awesome.
And yes, way too Nice© for Bruce. :twisted:

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Re: A Home For Bruce

Post by Witness » Tue Dec 04, 2018 10:45 pm

Hey, Bruce! Job opportunity of a lifetime:

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https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-guernsey-46375164