A Home For Bruce

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Bruce
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Re: A Home For Bruce

Post by Bruce » Thu Dec 06, 2018 3:25 am

Bullshit.

Mr. Curtis was probably eaten by Lihou cannibals.

Moved to France. Right. Nobody moves TO France, especially not FROM a private island paradise.

Nice try Lihou cannibals. You won't be having Bruce-kabobs for your next meal.
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Re: A Home For Bruce

Post by sparks » Thu Dec 06, 2018 5:05 pm

If you're not putting in an application Bruce, can I at least use you as a (good) reference? :)
You can lead them to knowledge, but you can't make them think.

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Re: A Home For Bruce

Post by Witness » Fri Dec 07, 2018 1:48 am

sparks wrote:
Thu Dec 06, 2018 5:05 pm
If you're not putting in an application Bruce, can I at least use you as a (good) reference? :)
I heard he's tasty. :)

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Re: A Home For Bruce

Post by Grammatron » Thu Dec 13, 2018 10:48 pm

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Re: A Home For Bruce

Post by Witness » Fri Dec 14, 2018 4:00 am

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Re: A Home For Bruce

Post by Bruce » Fri Dec 14, 2018 7:49 am

Question for the realtor. What does this mean....TV tray foundation?
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It means the floor might be a bit cold in the morning, but when the polar ice caps melt, you will be all set.
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Re: A Home For Bruce

Post by sparks » Fri Dec 14, 2018 7:33 pm

Wonder how deep the snow is in Winter. Only thing wrong with that thought is that the staircase isn't built to allow any entry other than from ground level.

Fuck.
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Re: A Home For Bruce

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Fri Dec 14, 2018 11:13 pm

When the snow is deep, if you really must go out, use the door in the picture window.

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Re: A Home For Bruce

Post by Witness » Fri Dec 14, 2018 11:52 pm

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Re: A Home For Bruce

Post by Witness » Tue Dec 25, 2018 11:41 pm

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Happy Christmas, Bruce.

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Re: A Home For Bruce

Post by Bruce » Wed Dec 26, 2018 1:31 pm

Aw, thanks. Merry New Year, Witness.
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Re: A Home For Bruce

Post by Witness » Thu Dec 27, 2018 12:35 am

Bruce wrote:
Wed Dec 26, 2018 1:31 pm
Aw, thanks. Merry New Year, Witness.
Thanks Brucey, same to you. How you doin' in Masshole?

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Re: A Home For Bruce

Post by Bruce » Thu Dec 27, 2018 1:03 am

Nothing to complain about yet, but I'm sure my patients will pay off.
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Re: A Home For Bruce

Post by Witness » Thu Dec 27, 2018 1:07 am

↑ Autocorrect, Dr Bruce? :mrgreen:

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Re: A Home For Bruce

Post by Bruce » Thu Dec 27, 2018 3:07 am

Don't test my patients. That's my job.
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Re: A Home For Bruce

Post by Witness » Sun Dec 30, 2018 2:15 am

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Re: A Home For Bruce

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Re: A Home For Bruce

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Re: A Home For Bruce

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Re: A Home For Bruce

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