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Abdul Alhazred
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Re: A Home For Bruce

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Sat Nov 16, 2019 1:13 am

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Re: A Home For Bruce

Post by Fid » Sat Nov 16, 2019 4:59 am

What Abdul said.:clap:
"Try SCE to AUX."
Yeah, me and an electrified atmosphere ain't friends.

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Re: A Home For Bruce

Post by Bruce » Sat Nov 16, 2019 8:15 am

Witness wrote:
Fri Nov 08, 2019 11:53 pm
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The abandoned city of Pyramiden, Svalbard. :twisted:
:crybaby:
Wait......do they have wifi?
Such potential!

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Re: A Home For Bruce

Post by Witness » Sun Nov 17, 2019 3:21 am

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Re: A Home For Bruce

Post by Fid » Sun Nov 17, 2019 4:29 am

Great location for a castle other than the cliff climbing gecko marines.
They are fucking relentless about that goddam insurance thing.
"Try SCE to AUX."
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Re: A Home For Bruce

Post by Bruce » Mon Nov 18, 2019 2:25 am

It's like a real life Settlers of Catan board.......that's been chewed up by a dog.
Such potential!

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Re: A Home For Bruce

Post by Witness » Mon Nov 18, 2019 2:27 am

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Re: A Home For Bruce

Post by Anaxagoras » Tue Nov 19, 2019 5:45 am

Abdul Alhazred wrote:
Fri Nov 15, 2019 6:56 pm
Missile not included.
I was totally going to ask!

But that would indeed be a cool home, in case of apocalypse. Only slight downside I can see is that it might be a direct target for an ICBM, and being underground might not help in that case.
A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool.
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Re: A Home For Bruce

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Tue Nov 19, 2019 2:58 pm

A more plausible apocalypse is the one where most folks just plain get tired of being civilized and stop. :)
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Re: A Home For Bruce

Post by Witness » Wed Nov 20, 2019 1:17 am

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Re: A Home For Bruce

Post by sparks » Wed Nov 20, 2019 1:58 am

A fixer-upper.
You can lead them to knowledge, but you can't make them think.

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Re: A Home For Bruce

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Fri Nov 22, 2019 4:17 pm

Doesn't look like much, but there are other buildings in the same style on the property, and best of all it has a great history.

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Image "If I turn in a sicko, will I get a reward?"

"Yes! A BIG REWARD!" ====> Click here to turn in a sicko
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People who believe God or History are on their side provide the chaos.

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Re: A Home For Bruce

Post by ed » Fri Nov 22, 2019 4:33 pm

Wenn ich Kultur höre, entsichere ich meinen Browning!
I care :rub:
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Re: A Home For Bruce

Post by Witness » Sat Nov 23, 2019 3:12 am

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Re: A Home For Bruce

Post by Witness » Fri Nov 29, 2019 2:06 am

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Re: A Home For Bruce

Post by sparks » Fri Nov 29, 2019 2:10 am

Any of those would work for me for 3 weeks or a month every year.
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Re: A Home For Bruce

Post by Witness » Sat Nov 30, 2019 3:29 am

sparks wrote:
Fri Nov 29, 2019 2:10 am
Any of those would work for me for 3 weeks or a month every year.
If it wasn't for the bloody Froggies, I'd go live in southern France (where they are particularly obnoxious).

An example, after a ~ 30 s search (there are many, many more), a 14th c. village house:

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(Got a bit carried away, there. :oops: )

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480 m2 (5170 square feet for ed); 12 rooms, 4 bedrooms; double parking box; no opposite building; patio; structurally sound; fitted kitchen; 500 m2 plot; central heating; fireplace.

Now I ask you Muricans: price?

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Re: A Home For Bruce

Post by sparks » Sat Nov 30, 2019 3:51 am

Bet it's out of my reach....

Sounds great except for the natives. :)
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Re: A Home For Bruce

Post by Witness » Sat Nov 30, 2019 3:53 am

↑ Don't be shy, guesstimate a price. :)

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Re: A Home For Bruce

Post by sparks » Sat Nov 30, 2019 3:55 am

1000-1500 per week Umerican...
You can lead them to knowledge, but you can't make them think.