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It's a miracle! :o
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He also wrote La Disparition (The Disappearance), a 320 pages long lipogram without the letter "e". (And Les Revenentes" [sic], which is univocalic in "e"; translated by Ian Monk as "The Exeter Text: Jewels, Secrets, Sex".)
And an astonishingly long palindrome (in French, of course): http://homepage.urbanet.ch/cruci.com/le ... ndrome.htm

But the post is for the cat, of course. :)

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Not a kitten pic, but acceptable.
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Hmmm… Needs a cat bathing in all that glory.

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One of my cats did that once. She then brought the damned thing into the house to show it off to everyone. It wasn't dead yet. She decided to play with it for a while, finally putting it out of its misery.
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Yes, they're mighty hunters:

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Could be fattening it up for Christmas dinner.
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↑ You are a bad man, shemp. I will pray for you. :(

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"Yeah right buster so I took a shit in yer damn potted shrubbery, look behind me, see that? Its called a "glory". Clear evidence the creator of the universe prefers cats!

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Witness wrote:
Wed Nov 27, 2019 12:59 am
Hmmm… Needs a cat bathing in all that glory.
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Welcome, thanks for dropping in.
Lounging here in what must appear to you to be a wonderful late afternoon idyll is meself,

I'm actually being held against my will by a group of little girls.
... The stars were suns, but so far away they were just little points of light ... The scale of the universe suddenly opened up to me. It was a kind of religious experience. There was a magnificence to it, a grandeur, a scale which has never left me. Never ever left me.
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Dracula's cat?

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The rare Andean cat:

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Walking with a bit of a limp. Hope he's OK.
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↑ It's from a wildlife cam, so… who knows?

Here's a fit one chasing a viscacha: