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Cats are so fucking stupid. Last night mine caught a mouse and brought it upstairs while we were reading in bed. He jumped on the bed to show us. Of course, my wife screamed and he ran (fortunately taking the mouse with him). Seconds later I could hear activity on the stairs and sounds of bones being broken and chewed. Then the sound of the cat puking. Came to the stairs and found puked up mouse guts and blood all over the stairs, and the cat standing there with a look of "who, me?" on his face. I told my wife not to come look, got the cleaning supplies and rubber gloves, cleaned the mess, all while the cat sat at the top of the stairs with his best innocent look. He's on my shit list for the rest of the weekend.
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shemp wrote:
Sat Jul 18, 2020 9:25 pm
Cats are so fucking stupid.
Not at all: they know we are lousy hunters and just try to help out.

Friend of mine, who had a small house in the hills where she vacationed, had vipers – stunned but not killed – delivered to her bed by her two cats. :mrgreen:





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A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool.
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Sea slugs
A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool.
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The ocean is a foreign planet
oh really?

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↑ Sea slugs are fantastic! :) (Take note, SF authors.)






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Pallas' cat kittens, Novosibirsk zoo.

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Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.

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Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.

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it would be an interesting fight. my money is on the owl.

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Sound on. :)

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One day, when I was about to whip a fresh tablecloth onto the kitchen table, the cat (then a kitten) decided to jump onto the table. I threw the tablecloth over her, expecting her to freak out and run. Instead, she loved it. Chased the shadow of my hand as I poked and scratched at her. Same happened when we got a second kitten. Today, it's their favorite game. As soon as I remove the soiled tablecloth, they jump onto the tablecloth and wait eagerly for me to toss the new one over them.

Will have to see if I can get my daughter to take a video and put it up on the YouTubes.
Such potential!

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One day, when I was about to whip a fresh tablecloth onto the kitchen table, the cat (then a kitten) decided to jump onto the table. I threw the tablecloth over her, expecting her to freak out and run. Instead, she loved it. Chased the shadow of my hand as I poked and scratched at her. Same happened when we got a second kitten. Today, it's their favorite game. As soon as I remove the soiled tablecloth, they jump onto the tablecloth and wait eagerly for me to toss the new one over them.

Will have to see if I can get my daughter to ___________________
Brass figamagee to the best completion of Bruce's sentence. :wink:

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