The TUMBREL of MISSED OPPORTUNITY

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Re: The TUMBREL of MISSED OPPORTUNITY

Post by Doctor X » Wed Mar 14, 2018 9:20 am

Meanwhile The Onion reported:

Entire Life Of Universe Flashes Before Stephen Hawking’s Eyes

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Re: The TUMBREL of MISSED OPPORTUNITY

Post by Fid » Wed Mar 14, 2018 9:57 am

Anaxagoras wrote::(

Goodbye Dr. Hawking. He certainly made the most of the bad hand he was dealt.
Indeed he did, would that we could do as well.
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Re: The TUMBREL of MISSED OPPORTUNITY

Post by Pyrrho » Wed Mar 14, 2018 10:11 am

Doctor X wrote:Meanwhile The Onion reported:

Entire Life Of Universe Flashes Before Stephen Hawking’s Eyes

--J.D.
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Kind of creepy...
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Post by Fid » Wed Mar 14, 2018 10:22 am

Creepyness noted and logged. Still funny.
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Re: The TUMBREL of MISSED OPPORTUNITY

Post by Rob Lister » Wed Mar 14, 2018 10:40 am

Does Roger Penrose have an alibi?

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Re: The TUMBREL of MISSED OPPORTUNITY

Post by sparks » Wed Mar 14, 2018 10:06 pm

No, but he is writing a new book. They all are. Does that count? (Only to 3, Mudhead)
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Post by Pyrrho » Thu Mar 15, 2018 11:43 pm

Okay...

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Re: The TUMBREL of MISSED OPPORTUNITY

Post by Grammatron » Thu Mar 15, 2018 11:49 pm

More evidence that there is no god

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Re: The TUMBREL of MISSED OPPORTUNITY

Post by shemp » Sat Mar 17, 2018 7:51 pm

Adrian Lamo, hacker who turned in Chelsea Manning.
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Post by Abdul Alhazred » Sat Mar 17, 2018 7:56 pm

shemp wrote:Adrian Lamo, hacker who turned in Chelsea Manning.
Conspiracy theory time? :)
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Post by Fid » Sat Mar 17, 2018 10:38 pm

Abdul Alhazred wrote:
shemp wrote:Adrian Lamo, hacker who turned in Chelsea Manning.
Conspiracy theory time? :)
Like Jello, there's always room for conspiracy.
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Post by Abdul Alhazred » Sat Mar 17, 2018 11:04 pm

I'll start a thread on it if I see an amusing one in the wild.

Unless someone else beats me to it. :)
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Re: The TUMBREL of MISSED OPPORTUNITY

Post by Anaxagoras » Tue Mar 20, 2018 8:11 am

Sudan, the last male Northern White Rhino:
Sudan, World's Last Male Northern White Rhino, Dies
Sudan, the world's last male northern white rhinoceros, died in Kenya Monday, leaving his species one step closer to complete extinction, even as a group of scientists undertake an unprecedented effort to try to keep this animal from vanishing entirely.

Sudan was 45 years old and his health had deteriorated in recent weeks after a severe leg infection. In a statement, the Ol Pejeta Conservancy said his condition worsened and he was no longer able to stand up, so his veterinary team decided to euthanize him.

Sudan was captured in Sudan in 1975, when he was just two years old, and was taken to Dvůr Králové Zoo in the Czech Republic. But as that zoo fell into financial troubles and rhinos failed to breed, Sudan was relocated in 2009 to the Ol Pejeta Conservancy, in Laikipia County, Kenya, along with two northern white rhino females named Najin and Fatu.
Joseph Thaida, who took care of Sudan at the conservancy since 2012, remembers him as an affectionate and gentle rhino who had his picture taken with tourists and served as the centerpiece of publicity stunts. The most famous was when Sudan got his own Tinder profile last year, to bring attention to the plight of his sub-species and direct donations to the Ol Pejeta Conservancy for research on assisted reproductive technologies for rhinos.

"Whenever he hears people talking, he loves to come close, because he knows he's gonna be scratched," Thaida told NPR last year.
On the bright side, they say "species" but it's actually a subspecies. There's still over 10,000 Southern White Rhinos left. The two subspecies were geographically isolated and apparently genetically isolated for about a million years.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_rhinoceros
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Post by Rob Lister » Thu Mar 22, 2018 9:05 pm

Frank Avruch, aka Bozo the Clown, dead at 89
http://www.newser.com/story/256921/orig ... at-89.html
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Post by shemp » Thu Mar 29, 2018 2:09 pm

Rusty Staub.
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Post by Doctor X » Sat Apr 07, 2018 6:25 am

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A scene from a happy magical girl harem anime . . . probably.

Isao Takahata

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Post by Doctor X » Sat Apr 14, 2018 5:53 am

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We're Still Alive, Fuckers!
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maybe not . . .

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Better play Misty for her. . . .
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Post by Pyrrho » Sat Apr 14, 2018 10:47 am

Art Bell

https://www.reviewjournal.com/local/loc ... ies-at-72/

Sure he did. FLASE FALG SPECTICS! Died on Friday the 13th? I THINK NOT.
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Post by Pyrrho » Sat Apr 14, 2018 11:32 am

Milos Forman
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Re: The TUMBREL of MISSED OPPORTUNITY

Post by Doctor X » Sat Apr 14, 2018 11:43 am

A crank and an artist on the same day.

The comments on the former's influence are an epithalamium of failure.

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"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
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"just like Doc X said." --gnome

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