The TUMBREL of MISSED OPPORTUNITY

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Re: The TUMBREL of MISSED OPPORTUNITY

Post by Doctor X » Mon May 27, 2019 5:49 am

Only five?





Too soon?

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Re: The TUMBREL of MISSED OPPORTUNITY

Post by Pyrrho » Mon May 27, 2019 6:59 pm



The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.

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Re: The TUMBREL of MISSED OPPORTUNITY

Post by shemp » Mon May 27, 2019 8:37 pm

:( :( :(
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Re: The TUMBREL of MISSED OPPORTUNITY

Post by Doctor X » Mon May 27, 2019 9:12 pm

Got screwed by Roger Roids, Calvin "Is My Slip Showing?" Schiraldi, and Bob "Cleveland Steamer" Stanley.

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--J.D.
Mob of the Mean: Free beanie, cattle-prod and Charley Fan Club!
"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out."--Don
DocX: FTW.--sparks
"Doctor X wins again."--Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry."--His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power."--asthmatic camel
"just like Doc X said." --gnome

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Re: The TUMBREL of MISSED OPPORTUNITY

Post by Anaxagoras » Tue May 28, 2019 11:22 am

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Re: The TUMBREL of MISSED OPPORTUNITY

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Thu May 30, 2019 9:36 pm

Image "If I turn in a sicko, will I get a reward?"

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Re: The TUMBREL of MISSED OPPORTUNITY

Post by sparks » Thu May 30, 2019 11:25 pm

He will not be missed.
You can lead them to knowledge, but you can't make them think.

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Re: The TUMBREL of MISSED OPPORTUNITY

Post by shemp » Fri May 31, 2019 3:35 am

Leon Redbone.
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Re: The TUMBREL of MISSED OPPORTUNITY

Post by ed » Fri May 31, 2019 10:21 am

Bye Leon.
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Re: The TUMBREL of MISSED OPPORTUNITY

Post by sparks » Fri May 31, 2019 2:45 pm

No longer up on the tight rope.
You can lead them to knowledge, but you can't make them think.

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Re: The TUMBREL of MISSED OPPORTUNITY

Post by shemp » Fri Jun 07, 2019 4:19 am

Dr. John.
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Re: The TUMBREL of MISSED OPPORTUNITY

Post by Doctor X » Fri Jun 07, 2019 6:20 am

My thanks is, of course, "professional courtesy."

--J.D.
Mob of the Mean: Free beanie, cattle-prod and Charley Fan Club!
"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out."--Don
DocX: FTW.--sparks
"Doctor X wins again."--Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry."--His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power."--asthmatic camel
"just like Doc X said." --gnome

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Re: The TUMBREL of MISSED OPPORTUNITY

Post by Rob Lister » Fri Jun 07, 2019 10:27 am

He was in the right place at the wrong time.

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Re: The TUMBREL of MISSED OPPORTUNITY

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Fri Jun 07, 2019 11:50 am

Dickran Gobalian just died.
Image "If I turn in a sicko, will I get a reward?"

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Re: The TUMBREL of MISSED OPPORTUNITY

Post by sparks » Fri Jun 07, 2019 2:53 pm

Shit.
Well, they come in threes, right?

Something tells me they were all actually the same guy. Conspiracy theory? You be the judge!!!11
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Re: The TUMBREL of MISSED OPPORTUNITY

Post by shemp » Fri Jun 14, 2019 12:50 am

Grace Jones

No, not THAT Grace Jones, this one was 112. Cheating cunt ed has dibs on her.
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Re: The TUMBREL of MISSED OPPORTUNITY

Post by ed » Fri Jun 14, 2019 1:40 am

I'll take Grace Jones
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Re: The TUMBREL of MISSED OPPORTUNITY

Post by Doctor X » Fri Jun 14, 2019 8:25 am

shemp wrote:
Fri Jun 14, 2019 12:50 am
Grace Jones

No, not THAT Grace Jones, this one was 112. Cheating cunt ed has dibs on her.

Mrs. Windsor-Mountbatten had her done in so she could move up.

I mean you do not think the Queen Mum or Lady Di died of natural causes?

WAKE UP SHEEPLE!!!1!!

The Emperor of Japan read the tea leaves and abdicated just in time!

EXPAINL THAT SEPTIKS!

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Mob of the Mean: Free beanie, cattle-prod and Charley Fan Club!
"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out."--Don
DocX: FTW.--sparks
"Doctor X wins again."--Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry."--His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power."--asthmatic camel
"just like Doc X said." --gnome

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Re: The TUMBREL of MISSED OPPORTUNITY

Post by shemp » Fri Jun 14, 2019 2:27 pm

Too much cheap saké again.
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Re: The TUMBREL of MISSED OPPORTUNITY

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Fri Jun 14, 2019 4:14 pm

In the Battenberg family, that is "natural causes".
Image "If I turn in a sicko, will I get a reward?"

"Yes! A BIG REWARD!" ====> Click here to turn in a sicko
The arc of the moral universe bends towards chaos.
People who believe God or History are on their side provide the chaos.