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Don Shula, age 90

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Don Shula, who won the most games of any NFL coach and led the Miami Dolphins to the only perfect season in league history, died Monday at his home, the team said. He was 90.

Shula surpassed George Halas' league-record 324 victories in 1993. He retired following the 1995 season with 347 wins, 173 losses and six ties, and was inducted into the Pro Football Hall of Fame in 1997.

"Don Shula was the patriarch of the Miami Dolphins for 50 years," the Dolphins said in a statement. "He brought the winning edge to our franchise and put the Dolphins and the city of Miami in the national sports scene."

Shula became the only coach to guide an NFL team through a perfect season when the 1972 Dolphins went 17-0. They won the Super Bowl again the following season, finishing 15-2.

The 2007 Patriots came close to matching the achievement by the '72 Dolphins, winning their first 18 games before losing in the Super Bowl to the New York Giants.
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I'm getting really old.

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Me too. RIP Don.
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Now who will hold Bill Belichick's jock?

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We have to rename the steak house.

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Doctor X wrote:
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Now who will hold Bill Belichick's jock?

– J.D.
Parcells?

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Roy Horn (Siegfried and Roy), 75.
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Little Richard, 87

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The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.

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shemp wrote:
Sat May 09, 2020 12:53 pm
Roy Horn (Siegfried and Horn), 75.
It's Siegfried and Roy.

Dipshit. Homophobe.
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ed wrote:
Sat May 09, 2020 4:48 pm
shemp wrote:
Sat May 09, 2020 12:53 pm
Roy Horn (Siegfried and Horn), 75.
It's Siegfried and Roy.

Dipshit. Homophobe.
Of course it's Siegfried and Roy, it says that in my post, you spreader of lies and fake news! Go fellate another gator!

It is also hereby noted that you have nothing to say in tribute to Little Richard, you racist, slave-mongering, lawn-jockey-loving bastard!
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Little Richard was often imitated, but no one could do it like he could.

Example of someone NOT doing it. :BigGrin3:



I wonder if Pat recognized the gay references. :)
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Jerry Stiller star of that Laff-a-minute opus "Seinfeld" Funniest show evar....

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shemp wrote:
Sat May 09, 2020 5:07 pm
ed wrote:
Sat May 09, 2020 4:48 pm
shemp wrote:
Sat May 09, 2020 12:53 pm
Roy Horn (Siegfried and Horn), 75.
It's Siegfried and Roy.

Dipshit. Homophobe.
Of course it's Siegfried and Roy, it says that in my post, you spreader of lies and fake news! Go fellate another gator!

It is also hereby noted that you have nothing to say in tribute to Little Richard, you racist, slave-mongering, lawn-jockey-loving bastard!
You lieing fucker. You changed the official SC record. That is unforgivable. Change it back or I'll report you.
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Jerry Stiller when he was still funny.

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He was hilarious on Seinfeld. Of course, you wouldn't know that.

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Bought him a drink once. Westport Ct. Either he or Anne were in a play at the Country Playhouse and came into a restaurant on the main drag. Nice guy.

ETA. I recall he told me to tell Abdul to go fuck himself.
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ed wrote:
Mon May 11, 2020 2:07 pm
Bought him a drink once.
I know ! I know! That means you hit on him, right? A philosopher. Had to try it just once, not unlike Voltaire.

Jerry wasn't into it of course. Don't ask me how I know.
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ETA. I recall he told me to tell Abdul to go fuck himself.
Good old Jerry. Sounds just like him in the old days when he was still funny. 8)
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Jerry -- I told him -- Stiller is already a Jewish enough sounding name, you really don't need to change it to Steinfeld or whatever just to get a gig.

But did he listen?
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