The TUMBREL of MISSED OPPORTUNITY

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103? he looks barely 5.

eta: but there is an evil unevenous to his eyes. I think I get it.
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Joe Tait, local sports broadcasting legend. 83.

https://www.cleveland.com/cavs/2021/03/ ... pluto.html
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Lou Ottens

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Marvelous Marvin Hagler (66)

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Shit. :(
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He kicked Sugar Ray's candied ass.

– J.D.
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Yaphet Kotto, 81.
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Funny how after a lifetime of acting, there is one role that is remembered.
https://external-content.duckduckgo.com ... f=1&nofb=1
RIP Yaphet
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Also in one of the Bond movies IIRC. But memory is fleeting, I could be wrong.
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Names are for gravestones!

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John Magufuli, 61, President of Tanzania. He denied that there was any Covid in Tanzania because the people had prayed it away. He was also an anti-vaxer and declared that Covid testing was worthless.

From Wikipedia:
A Kenyan newspaper reported on 10 March 2021 that "an African leader" was being treated for COVID-19 at a hospital in Nairobi, leading to speculation that it could be President Magufuli, who had not been seen in public since February. On the night of 17 March 2021, Tanzania's vice president, Samia Suluhu, announced Magufuli's death and attributed it to heart-related problems.
Of course he didn't die of Covid. Only the faithless die of Covid. :roll: :roll: :roll:
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As Sylvia Browne would have said, "He had a problem with his chest and with his breathing."
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Sabine Schmitz, former racing driver and Top Gear presenter (51)

https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2021/ ... es-aged-51
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Ed Armbrister, 72. Cheating bastard who interfered with Carlton Fisk in Game 3 of the 1975 World Series. Umpire Larry "Blind-as-a-Bat" Barnett failed to make the proper call* thereby costing the Boston Red Sox the World Series, which also meant that my sainted mother went to her grave in 2003 never to see the end of The Curse of the Bambino.

* There is no evidence that Barnett was paid by the Mafia, Richard Nixon, George Steinbrenner and the North Koreans to fix the series, despite claims to the contrary by Doctor X.
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In need to find his grave.

So I can urinate.

– J.D.
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That would be a kindness.

Where’s that poop emoji? Ah...


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If you dig him up an re-bury him down here untold horrors will feast on his bones.

That is why wise Floridians get cremated.
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https://www.npr.org/2021/03/20/97953975 ... dies-at-84

Glynn Lunney, NASA Flight Director With A Key Role In Saving Apollo 13, Dies At 84
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Elgin Baylor, 86.
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George Segal, 87, from bypass surgery complications.
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– J.D.
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Play "Misty" for me.

– J.D.
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G. Gordon Liddy, plumber, 90.
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Finally got flushed.








Too soon?

– J.D.
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"Shitter's full!"
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Bobby Schmautz, 76. Played seven seasons with the Boston Bruins. Will forever wear the black and gold. R.I.P. Schmautzy.
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Frank Jacobs, 92. Longtime contributor to Mad Magazine, with more credits than anyone except Al Jaffee (who is still alive at age 100).
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Prince Phillip, Queen Elizabeth's husband of 73 years. Age 99.
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RIP, Phil.
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Yes, wall to wall programs on BBC one of how an unmitigated, obnoxious racist was actually a fine, supportive, respected, upstanding citizen and one of the greatest people who ever existed in the history of the known universe and I'm sure all the slitty eyed people around the world will be mourning for....seconds. Probably.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-39806145

Bye. Φίλιππος.
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They will go round eyed in amazement.

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Royal correspondent and chief sycophant on the BBC: "Bear Grylls, Royal chief scout (yes, it still exists) and survival expert. Tell us of your experiences with The Duke of Edinburgh."
Bear Grylls: Well quite frankly, he was the greatest human being that ever existed on this side of the Universe or the other and, despite never actually meeting him or speaking to him, I can honestly tell you he was the warmest and most magnificent..(cont. until year 6565)
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DMX (Earl Simmons)
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BBC Chief Royal Sycophant: Rebecca, as Royal correspondent for the Daily Mail, tell us about your relationship with The Duke of Edinburgh.

Becky Lyon-Farquar: Well, it was well known that the Duke absolutely detested any member of the Press corps with a passion, reserving his utmost contempt for journalists from sensationalist tabloids. So during the numerous occasions we were in the same room at Royal functions and at press conferences when he was berating me with an expletive loaded tirade about how I was the filth of the earth's anus and had stuck my head so far up Princess Diana's arse for years before making up some shit up about my wonderful bestie bestie bestest close friend St Di of Saintness fucking the entire Harlequins rugby team on a regular basis.....I'd like to think he considered me a friend he could trust and had earned a respect that was borne of a mutual intimate bondin...(con't until sun goes nova)
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Doctor X wrote: Fri Apr 09, 2021 3:33 pm They will go round eyed in amazement.

– J.D.
He once claimed to have found a chink in his armor.

























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:heyup:
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BBC Royal Sycophant : And now, a message of condolence from the President of the United States of Arguments, Josef Biden.

Biden: Duke of Earl? That was the Fourth Tops wasn't it? I fought them.
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he deserves his own thread. I heard rumor he did much good in his rein
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He did have a habit of speaking without the filtering turned on however.
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Ramsey Clark, 93.