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What we have here is failure to communicate.....some goats you can't reach, so you get what we have here today...
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scarlet_35 wrote:
fromthehills wrote:What we have here is failure to communicate.....some goats you can't reach, so you get what we have here today...
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This is what we call a goat fail

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Stoopid goats. It's no wonder Badger is nuts.

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fromthehills wrote:What we have here is failure to communicate.....some goats you can't reach, so you get what we have here today...
This here is Boss Keane's ditch, goat. He tells me that's your dirt in his ditch. What's your dirt doing in his ditch?

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asthmatic camel wrote:Stoopid goats. It's no wonder Badger is nuts.

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Doctor X wrote:
fromthehills wrote:What we have here is failure to communicate.....some goats you can't reach, so you get what we have here today...
This here is Boss Keane's ditch, goat. He tells me that's your dirt in his ditch. What's your dirt doing in his ditch?

--J. "Best Better Get it Out!" D.

Such a goat movie.
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I'm glad I don't know this guy.

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Coyotes picked off my goat, Flower, some time early this morning.

Working night shifts sucks, sometimes.

Bait-hunting some coyotes is in my near future.

So long, Flower. You were a good goat.
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Can't you invite ed to stay for a while, Badger? I'm sure he knows how to smuggle anti-coyote ordnance across the border.
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:lol:
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asthmatic camel wrote:Can't you invite ed to stay for a while, Badger? I'm sure he knows how to smuggle anti-coyote ordnance across the border.
I have ordinance. I lack time to set bait, and wait.
Nineteen tequilas later, we had a deal.
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This is one lucky goat.

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This goat isn't quite so lucky. Prolly trained by Flounder.

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2 goats:

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Not quite a goat, but athletic too:

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Witness wrote:Not quite a goat, but athletic too:

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you're active strangly ways----it 's not your fault---daddy and mama---are whose to blaim

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Beware the goat.

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That's the Goat of Mendes.

Fools you into thinking it's your friend and then kicks you in the nuts.
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asthmatic camel wrote:That's the Goat of Mendes.

Fools you into think it's your friend and then kicks you in the nuts.
And that his fish?

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You can't really blame them, can you? If someone wanted to eat you, wouldn't you at least try to kick him in the nuts?

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asthmatic camel wrote:You can't really blame them, can you? If someone wanted to eat you, wouldn't you at least try to kick him in the nuts?

:nutkick:
Counterexample:

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I think that's Orphia Nay's goat.

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asthmatic camel wrote:I think that's Orphia Nay's goat.

:)
Yeah! That's from her GIF collection (not bad, actually):

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The goat thread is slacking…

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Reading from his autobiography?






Hello? Is this on?

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Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.
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The Goat of the Beast

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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldne ... heese.html
6.66 the number of the bleat: Polish exorcists warn against price of goats' cheese
Exorcists in Poland have warned shoppers to be on their guard against the forces of darkness after a supermarket priced a packet of goats' cheese 6.66 zlotys.
The Polish Lidl advert promoting goat's cheese at a price of 6.66 zlotys

Appearing in a catalogue promoting a "French Week" at the Lidl supermarket chain, and without a decimal point, the price, for the exorcists, bore too great a similarity to 666, the number of the beast recorded in the Bible.

The fact that it adorned a cheese with an image of a goat on it exacerbated their fears as goats also with come with their own satanic symbolism.

"I can clearly see the sign of Satan and the horns," said exorcist Elzbieta Gas. "It is significant because there are people out there who can feel evil energy, and this is for them.

"In the world there is a struggle between the forces of light and darkness, and here you can see that evil prevailed," she added.
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Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.
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That's a well-hard goat, orphia. Just look at it; it may appear cute, but it's stood there with its ears and penis connected to an electric fence whilst still smiling.

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*notes AC's response to the goat included the words, "cute", "hard" and "penis"*