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Re: Goat of the Week

Post by asthmatic camel » Tue Aug 16, 2016 8:15 am

I remember reading Eliphas Levi when I was a foolish young man looking for answers. The only answer I found was that he was full of shit!
Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.

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Re: Goat of the Week

Post by asthmatic camel » Thu Aug 18, 2016 12:16 pm

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Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.

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Re: Goat of the Week

Post by Witness » Fri Aug 19, 2016 3:22 am

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Re: Goat of the Week

Post by shemp » Fri Aug 19, 2016 4:51 am

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A typical Saturday night at my place.
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Re: Goat of the Week

Post by asthmatic camel » Sun Aug 21, 2016 10:19 am

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Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.

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Re: Goat of the Week

Post by Witness » Mon Aug 22, 2016 2:45 am

shemp wrote:A typical Saturday night at my place.
You should invite Bruce, would do him much good. :twisted:

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Re: Goat of the Week

Post by asthmatic camel » Sat Sep 03, 2016 12:29 pm

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Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.

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Re: Goat of the Week

Post by Pyrrho » Sat Sep 03, 2016 12:53 pm

That's a Pushmi-Pullyu.
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Re: Goat of the Week

Post by asthmatic camel » Sat Sep 03, 2016 3:19 pm

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Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.

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Re: Goat of the Week

Post by Rob Lister » Sun Sep 04, 2016 12:06 am

Wow. How is it going to get down?

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Re: Goat of the Week

Post by asthmatic camel » Sun Sep 04, 2016 5:51 am

Don't worry, it's a rainbow-emitting, eagle-winged goat.

Really.

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Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.

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Re: Goat of the Week

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Re: Goat of the Week

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Fri Sep 09, 2016 9:25 pm

Image "If I turn in a sicko, will I get a reward?"

"Yes! A BIG REWARD!" ====> Click here to turn in a sicko
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Re: Goat of the Week

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Re: Goat of the Week

Post by asthmatic camel » Mon Sep 19, 2016 12:07 pm

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Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.

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Re: Goat of the Week

Post by ed » Mon Sep 19, 2016 12:26 pm

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Re: Goat of the Week

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Mon Sep 19, 2016 10:29 pm

asthmatic camel wrote:Image
Is that a pet or a grocery? :)
Image "If I turn in a sicko, will I get a reward?"

"Yes! A BIG REWARD!" ====> Click here to turn in a sicko
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Re: Goat of the Week

Post by sparks » Mon Sep 19, 2016 10:36 pm

For a limited time, yes!
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Re: Goat of the Week

Post by Witness » Fri Sep 23, 2016 5:03 am

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Re: Goat of the Week

Post by asthmatic camel » Fri Sep 23, 2016 8:30 am

Ig Nobel win for Alpine 'goat man'

A British man who lived in the Alps as a goat for three days has won one of this year's Ig Nobel prizes.

Tom Thwaites had special prostheses made so he could walk like an animal.
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Linky.

Captain should send him an invitation.
Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.