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Pyrrho posted this one somewhere else, but it goes here. :)

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A goat herder for sparks… :mrgreen:
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Fainting goats should not attempt high risk sports.

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Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.
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Not sure if this hasn't already been posted… :?
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Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.
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The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.
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We shamefully neglect this thread! :oops:

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I already know the answer but I'll ask anyway: Why is that guy on the right not wearing any pants?
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shemp wrote:I already know the answer but I'll ask anyway: Why is that guy on the right not wearing any pants?
As you can plainly see, the goat is almost in position and he wants to be ready.

He outranks the others. They will wait their turn.

It was the Middle Ages. Droit de seigneur, you know. :coolspecs:
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"It is not I who is mad! It is I who is crazy!" -- Ren Hoek

"what dicking deep shit i produce" -- pillory

Freedom of choice
Is what you got
Freedom from choice
Is what you want

People are shitting themselves to death
Crap so much they fail to take a breath
But even when their kids are starvin'
They thought Trump would throw them Charmin.
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Wikimedia wrote:A Sheep and Goat, by Chinese painter Zhao Mengfu (1254 – 1322). Handscroll, ink on paper, 25.2 x 48.4 cm.
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"It is not I who is mad! It is I who is crazy!" -- Ren Hoek

"what dicking deep shit i produce" -- pillory

Freedom of choice
Is what you got
Freedom from choice
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People are shitting themselves to death
Crap so much they fail to take a breath
But even when their kids are starvin'
They thought Trump would throw them Charmin.
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