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Re: Goat of the Week

Post by Grammatron » Thu Sep 27, 2018 5:45 pm

Don't try to ram wrong animals into this thread :x
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Re: Goat of the Week

Post by Witness » Fri Sep 28, 2018 3:31 am

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Re: Goat of the Week

Post by Witness » Tue Oct 09, 2018 12:17 am

You may want to kill the "music":


https://www.thecollegefix.com/college-s ... de-stress/
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Re: Goat of the Week

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Re: Goat of the Week

Post by asthmatic camel » Mon Dec 10, 2018 12:03 pm

Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.
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Re: Goat of the Week

Post by ed » Mon Dec 10, 2018 2:40 pm

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They pern to the left. Is that evidence of handedness in rams I wonder. Does the first to tilt his head define the tilt of the other's or do that just do it that way? Is there evidence of right handed tilts?

Handedness in critters has been an interest of mine, another arcane hobby.
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Re: Goat of the Week

Post by Anaxagoras » Mon Dec 10, 2018 3:26 pm

I'd hesitate to infer broad conclusions from just one picture.
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Re: Goat of the Week

Post by ed » Mon Dec 10, 2018 3:55 pm

Hence my headache.

What was that about inferring oceans from a drop of water?
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Re: Goat of the Week

Post by asthmatic camel » Mon Dec 10, 2018 4:09 pm

Having some Welsh ancestry, I know a little about sheep farming. Rams are vicious little cunts and the farmers generally kill them for meat or cut their bollocks off before they're too old to breed.

I've seen it done and it's not a surgical procedure.

Think cable clips tied tightly about your scrotum and you'll be close...
Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.
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Re: Goat of the Week

Post by ed » Mon Dec 10, 2018 4:55 pm

asthmatic camel wrote: ↑
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 Having some Welsh ancestry, I know a little about sheep farming.

So its true what they say about Welshmen?

You have to leave your sheeps behind???

That is called "New World Humor"

The amazing thing is that it comes naturally, quick like. Really amazing.
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Re: Goat of the Week

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Re: Goat of the Week

Post by Witness » Thu Dec 20, 2018 2:32 am

“He’s become quite the legend”: Domestic goat joins elk herd west of Loveland

“We are convinced he thinks he’s an elk,” said resident Lisa Bounds

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Re: Goat of the Week

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Sat Dec 29, 2018 4:53 am

Big bonfire at sundown? 8)
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Re: Goat of the Week

Post by Grammatron » Sat Dec 29, 2018 9:56 am

The Yule Goat tradition and attempts on its life are hilarious.
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Re: Goat of the Week

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