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The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.
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Roman capricorn, bronze, 1st – 2nd c. CE.
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I'm already an old goat... :|
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OK, stretching the definition.
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Don't try to ram wrong animals into this thread :x
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Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.
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Witness wrote: Fri Sep 28, 2018 3:31 am Image

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They pern to the left. Is that evidence of handedness in rams I wonder. Does the first to tilt his head define the tilt of the other's or do that just do it that way? Is there evidence of right handed tilts?

Handedness in critters has been an interest of mine, another arcane hobby.
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I'd hesitate to infer broad conclusions from just one picture.
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Hence my headache.

What was that about inferring oceans from a drop of water?
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Having some Welsh ancestry, I know a little about sheep farming. Rams are vicious little cunts and the farmers generally kill them for meat or cut their bollocks off before they're too old to breed.

I've seen it done and it's not a surgical procedure.

Think cable clips tied tightly about your scrotum and you'll be close...
Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.
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asthmatic camel wrote: Mon Dec 10, 2018 4:09 pm Having some Welsh ancestry, I know a little about sheep farming.

So its true what they say about Welshmen?

You have to leave your sheeps behind???

That is called "New World Humor"

The amazing thing is that it comes naturally, quick like. Really amazing.
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“He’s become quite the legend”: Domestic goat joins elk herd west of Loveland

“We are convinced he thinks he’s an elk,” said resident Lisa Bounds

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The Yule Goat tradition and attempts on its life are hilarious.
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Grammatron wrote: Thu Sep 27, 2018 5:45 pm Don't try to ram wrong animals into this thread :x
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Witness wrote: Fri Sep 28, 2018 3:31 am
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Toxic masculinity in sheep. 8)
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I see, you're ripe for a Modern Art Piece™ (Rauschenberg):

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Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.
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I have enough trouble getting up the stairs.
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Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.
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Kinda honorary goat:

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The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.
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The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.
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