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Beware the goat.

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That's the Goat of Mendes.

Fools you into thinking it's your friend and then kicks you in the nuts.
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asthmatic camel wrote:That's the Goat of Mendes.

Fools you into think it's your friend and then kicks you in the nuts.
And that his fish?

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You can't really blame them, can you? If someone wanted to eat you, wouldn't you at least try to kick him in the nuts?

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asthmatic camel wrote:You can't really blame them, can you? If someone wanted to eat you, wouldn't you at least try to kick him in the nuts?

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Counterexample:

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I think that's Orphia Nay's goat.

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asthmatic camel wrote:I think that's Orphia Nay's goat.

:)
Yeah! That's from her GIF collection (not bad, actually):

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The goat thread is slacking…

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Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.
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The Goat of the Beast

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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldne ... heese.html
6.66 the number of the bleat: Polish exorcists warn against price of goats' cheese
Exorcists in Poland have warned shoppers to be on their guard against the forces of darkness after a supermarket priced a packet of goats' cheese 6.66 zlotys.
The Polish Lidl advert promoting goat's cheese at a price of 6.66 zlotys

Appearing in a catalogue promoting a "French Week" at the Lidl supermarket chain, and without a decimal point, the price, for the exorcists, bore too great a similarity to 666, the number of the beast recorded in the Bible.

The fact that it adorned a cheese with an image of a goat on it exacerbated their fears as goats also with come with their own satanic symbolism.

"I can clearly see the sign of Satan and the horns," said exorcist Elzbieta Gas. "It is significant because there are people out there who can feel evil energy, and this is for them.

"In the world there is a struggle between the forces of light and darkness, and here you can see that evil prevailed," she added.
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Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.
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That's a well-hard goat, orphia. Just look at it; it may appear cute, but it's stood there with its ears and penis connected to an electric fence whilst still smiling.

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*notes AC's response to the goat included the words, "cute", "hard" and "penis"*
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Is there something wrong with that?
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asthmatic camel wrote:Is there something wrong with that?

Not at all, AC. It's pretty much what we expected of you :D
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:mrgreen: Awesome!
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orphia nay wrote::mrgreen: Awesome!
Goats are an example for us all… :lol:
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:D Indeed! Nimble, devious, quick-thinking, adorable... I'm none of those. :(

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It's about time we had some videos from Goatmeister Badger.

Assuming he isn't buried under a glacier at this time of year.
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Battle of Saipan, ca. 1944.
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Awww.
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Rocking goats.

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asthmatic camel wrote:Rocking goats.

[youtube]HN-EDOyJJTA[/youtube]
I will never hear a goat's bleat the same way again.
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Sweden 1917.

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Evidently Gnome in the center; Nyarl with his new game board; the two ladies I woulden't dare…
And to the right, the Yule goat.
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:)

I give you... a monkey in a suit riding a goat.

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As Bruce can't be bothered to own a castle, let's give it to the goats:

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The goat totally wins SC. He has his own pony.

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asthmatic camel wrote:It's about time we had some videos from Goatmeister Badger.

Assuming he isn't buried under a glacier at this time of year.
Too friggin cold, and too much snow for goats and/or llamas to be entertaining.
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DrMatt wrote:[video][/video]
Beautiful!
Nineteen tequilas later, we had a deal.
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Badger wrote:
DrMatt wrote:[video][/video]
Beautiful!
Great

Now Badger has wood.