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Is there something wrong with that?
Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.
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asthmatic camel wrote:Is there something wrong with that?

Not at all, AC. It's pretty much what we expected of you :D
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:mrgreen: Awesome!
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orphia nay wrote::mrgreen: Awesome!
Goats are an example for us all… :lol:
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:D Indeed! Nimble, devious, quick-thinking, adorable... I'm none of those. :(

More goats!
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It's about time we had some videos from Goatmeister Badger.

Assuming he isn't buried under a glacier at this time of year.
Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.
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Battle of Saipan, ca. 1944.
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Awww.
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Rocking goats.

[youtube]HN-EDOyJJTA[/youtube]
Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.
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asthmatic camel wrote:Rocking goats.

[youtube]HN-EDOyJJTA[/youtube]
I will never hear a goat's bleat the same way again.
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Sweden 1917.

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Evidently Gnome in the center; Nyarl with his new game board; the two ladies I woulden't dare…
And to the right, the Yule goat.
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:)

I give you... a monkey in a suit riding a goat.

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As Bruce can't be bothered to own a castle, let's give it to the goats:

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The goat totally wins SC. He has his own pony.

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asthmatic camel wrote:It's about time we had some videos from Goatmeister Badger.

Assuming he isn't buried under a glacier at this time of year.
Too friggin cold, and too much snow for goats and/or llamas to be entertaining.
Nineteen tequilas later, we had a deal.
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DrMatt wrote:[video][/video]
Beautiful!
Nineteen tequilas later, we had a deal.
You are my density. (G. McFly)
As my daddy always said, always check the fine print for penectomies. (punchdrunk)
Opinions aren't like assholes, because I don't know anyone with a million assholes.
Bettie Page set the standard for fetish models. (selwynator12/5/2008 5:34:37 PM)
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Badger wrote:
DrMatt wrote:[video][/video]
Beautiful!
Great

Now Badger has wood.
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Doctor X wrote:Image

--J.D.
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Spectacular!
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Not quite a goat – some alien, perhaps?

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An oryx, for a change.

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We don't need no steenking oryxes. It'll be herds of fucking wildebeest migrating through Torquay next, you mark my words.
Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.
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Before:

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After:

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....life purpose is pay taxes -- pillory 12/05/13

And you run and you run to catch up with the sun but it's sinking
Racing around to come up behind you again
The sun is the same in a relative way, but you're older
Shorter of breath and one day closer to death.

"Time" -- Pink Floyd
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AC's never happy. Let's cool down:

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"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out." – Don
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"Doctor X wins again." – Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry." – His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone." – clarsct
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Shit. That's going to end up in your sig." – Pyrrho
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OK, changed it; hope it stays…
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^ Won't load.
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orphia nay wrote:^ Won't load.
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Cuteness!
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Thanks, Doc, but it loads OK for me.
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Witness wrote:Thanks, Doc, but it loads OK for me.
Because it is loading from your cache. Duh.
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